* AccidentalInnuendo:
** "when i wuz alssep i saw da man wit da blak cape and da blak coat. dere was a snake coimg out of da front a himself."
** "da loins were cummin towards me."
** The Quidditch match also contains gratuitous amounts of this.
--->"NOT B4 I PUT A BAL IN UR HOL" sed a slithrin.
%%* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Where to even begin?
* CanonDefilement:
** Hermione gets a particularly bad case of this, as she is totally fine with taking a back seat to the male characters. She has a pink vacuum cleaner as a Patronus and carries a sewing kit around.
--->it wuz... HERMAN!1111 "TAK DAT MUTHAFUKA" she sed.
** Dumbledore not only swears, but seems remarkably flippant in regards to the safety of his students.
---> "weres draco?" sed herman. "o he almost died" sed da dumbledoor. "but da best part is every1 on da sliteryn teem died."
** Almost nothing in this story comes remotely close to resembling the Harry Potter universe. Even the spells have been substituted for a chaotic & inconsistent system that effectively revolves around literal use of the English language, without any indication of how wizards can speak sentences without inducing a mass of effects on the space around them.[[note]] Apparently in this story, the spell for killing is "die", which should mean that any wizard using that word in conversation [[AccidentalMurder runs the risk of killing the very person they're talking to]].[[/note]] And that isn't even ''starting'' on the anachronisms in the story!
* EnsembleDarkHorse: Thanks to Rangugamer's dramatic reading of the fic, Joseph has turned into this because of his extremely over-the-top CampGay tendencies, even being considered by his fanbase as the best character of the entire fic.
* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments:
** This gem from Chapter 5:
--->"he went ova to da closet an opned in. an out came... [[RougeAnglesOfSatin A KLUKKLUCKSKLANMAN!1111]]"
** IF U FLAM UR RASSIST
* HilariousInHindsight: Harry being turned black and the author insisting he was only white because of the movies becomes this when a black actress was cast as Hermoine in a performance of ''Theatre/HarryPotterAndTheCursedChild''.
* {{Narm}}:
** Whenever Turtle dies seemingly.
** Also, when he goes to heaven & visits God... who turns out to look like Music/FiftyCent in a robe.
%%* NightmareFuel: The baby eating for some.
%%* SoBadItsGood

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