* FreudWasRight / TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Discussed by C.O. Salem when he talks about the concessions he's had to make to accommodate Lt. Jordan:
-->'''Salem:''' Most of all what I resent is your perfume, however subtle, interfering with the scent of my fine three dollar and seventy-nine cent cigar, which I will put out this instant if the phallic nature of it happens to offend your '''goddamn fragile sensibilities!'''