* ArchiveBinge: [[BlatantLies But it won't take too long.]] Each video is only eight seconds long (with the occasional special), but there's ''five years worth'' of them. Estimated run time? [[spoiler: '''4 hours.''']]
* CrossesTheLineTwice: Oh so many times.
* CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/live_fast/ Live Fast.]]
* EnsembleDarkhorse: The Devil, mainly for his hilarious laugh.
* MemeticBadass: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/keeping_you_safe Tom]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/keeping_you_warm Watson]], [[AuthorityEqualsAsskicking MP for West Bromwich East.]]
* NightmareFuel: Let's see... there's [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/untitled Untitled]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCzCK6ikXk8 In The Mouth Of Madness]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/super-psyched Super-Psyched]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/face_stomptacular/ Face Stomptacular]], [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/masters_of_the_viewniverse/ Masters of the Viewniverse]], [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wlpBX0f_f4 Hypnotic Southern General]], and [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/christmas_comes_back/ Christmas Comes Back]].
* RetroactiveRecognition: Max Geiger from ''DeadliestWarrior'' makes numerous appearances [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_fire_island_players_present_5_second_films_ed_wood_2007/ here.]]
* {{Squick}}: [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the_twilight_saga_eclipse_test_screening ‘The Twilight Saga: Eclipse’ Test Screening]]. Also, [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/claus_and_susan Claus and Susan]]. Ugh.
* TearJerker:
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/family_arcade Family Arcade]].
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the-craziest-thing Half of]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/of-course-you-are "Bummer Week"]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/the-result was this]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/cassidy to a]] [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/i-heard-what-you-said "T"]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvmbYgdqk-U Bummer Week 2]] was FAR worse.
** [[http://5secondfilms.com/watch/goodnight-moon "Goodnight Moon"]].
** [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTLoQZEvZfA "Why We Cry"]].

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