* AccidentalInnuendo: Loads and loads.
* AlasPoorScrappy: Bella's death to ''[[Literature/TheTwilightSaga Twilight]]'' haters, even though she's TheWoobie here.
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: The main characters themselves- are they truly the heroes who are saving Hogwarts from Dumbledore, or are they {{Villain Protagonist}}s who are merely using as a cover so they can inflict sadistic BodyHorror without any punishment since they're the "good guys?"
* AngstWhatAngst: Professor Skellington's reaction to finding Snape and Bella's corpses? "Now we will need a new teacher again."
* BestKnownForTheFanservice: When this fic is discussed, the [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex sex scene]] early on ''always'' comes up.
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Jack's bisexuality moment comes out of nowhere and is never referenced again.
** Jack suggests making Edward the new potion-making teacher after the infamous [[{{Gorn}} deaths]] of Snape and Bella. This is never brought up again.
** In Chapter 9, the chapter illustration is a screencap from ''WesternAnimation/StarWarsTheCloneWars''. It has nothing to do with the chapter at all.
** In Chapter 13, Link turns on the television and completely breaks from the plot to [[TakeThat mock a DeviantArt user]] who is placed in the Special Olympics in this story and insulted as "a boy/little girl tansvesite THING on the Telly and it had greasy UsefulNotes/{{barack|Obama}} hair and a butt chin and was ugly and clearly the most retarded of them all."
* BileFascination: Being this is an attempt to create the worst piece of FanFiction ever, this was expected.
* CanonDefilement: Loads and loads.
* DesignatedHero: The main characters kill Bella because she is being [[RapeAsDrama raped by]] Snape, for starters.
* DesignatedVillain: Hagrid doesn't do anything in the story and still suffers a CruelAndUnusualDeath. Also, Bella, while not necessarily a "villain" in the story, is still antagonized when she is a [[RapeAsDrama rape victim]].
* DieForOurShip: Bella, which is a given in any Edward x AuthorAvatar story, even though Dally ends up with Hiei anyway.
* DracoInLeatherPants: Draco himself and Shadow, who are '''nothing''' like their canon selves.
* FridgeHorror: In ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga'', vampires had to eat humans to gain {{red eyes|TakeWarning}}. Dally has bright scarlet eyes in every drawing of her. [[ImAHumanitarian How does she keep them that bright of a red?]]
* HamAndCheese: Especially later on.
* LesYay:
---> Dally was at a lost for words. She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and '''it was her first time having a penis.'''
* MemeticMutation: On the Face The Strange forum, quite a few people have [[RougeAnglesOfSatin "tumors"]] in their username, especially relating to Edward.
** The vast majority of the RougeAnglesOfSatin and {{Narm}}y quotes became memetic on the forums, and to a lesser extent on some other sites.
* MoralEventHorizon: Any chance of liking Dally is squashed by this little bit:
--->She wanted him to come back and see treason, because she saw from the way Bella’s eyes were gourged out that she did not know, but then she remembered [[InformedFlaw Bella was a cunt]] and told Edward, [[DieForOurShip “I think we should kill them both…”]]
* NauseaFuel: Loads and loads.
* NoYay: Among Dally's "dream cast" in the Series/{{Maury}} portion is Shadow. It's never clarified whether it's her son or the hedgehog, but considering the latter was KilledOffForReal...
* QuirkyWork: '''Especially''' the chapters after they leave Hogwarts onward.
* RescuedFromTheScrappyHeap: This is one of those rare stories where you actually will be ''rooting for'' and ''[[TheWoobie pitying]]'' Bella Swan, no matter what you think of her in ''Literature/TheTwilightSaga''.
* RomanticPlotTumor: The normal "kill Dumbledore" plot is crummy enough, but the LoveTriangle involving Dally, Hiei, and Edward (and later Bill, too) grabs the fic and drags it as far down as possible.

* RootingForTheEmpire: Granted, the villains aren't the most moral, but somehow they're less monstrous than the "good guys." It's really picking the lesser of two evils- the DirtyOldMan who tried to (and failed to) rape a handful of boys, or a group of people who murdered quite few characters and gave one of the most sadistic {{Groin Attack}}s in the history of fanfiction?
* TheScrappy: Although everyone in the story is hated to a certain extent, Dally takes the cake. Even her offspring is given a little forgiveness due to pointblank being called a "hellspawn" in the story.
* {{Squick}}: Loads and loads.
* StrawmanHasAPoint: When Bella's introduced, she's giving a speech about how teen pregnancy is "illegal." If you take "illegal" to mean "not a good thing," she has a point - especially when Delly winds up on the Maury show at the end of the story.
* {{Wangst}}: We're expected to pity Dally, even though most of what she views as "misfortunes" are actually her being a selfish little man-hogger.
--->Dally started to cry… why was he being so mean to her? She thought.
** Duh, I don't know, maybe because you keep trying to seduce him and claim he's yours only to cockblock him?
* TheWoobie: ''Bella'', of all people. She loses Edward to Dally, who flops between him and Hiei. [[DesignatedVillain She has fingers pointed at her for being mad at Edward for liking Dally]], but no one has problems with Dally going back and forth between guys. Then, she's kidnapped by Snape, {{rape|AsDrama}}d, and she dies. The biggest {{kick|TheDog}} of all? After all that, Dally ''chooses Hiei anyway'', making Bella's loss meaningless.
** She thought Snape was Edward, so [[NotIfTheyEnjoyedItRationalization the fic tries to make Bella look bad for enjoying being screwed by another guy even though she was blinded and had no clue what was happening]]. Oh, but if Dally goes to Hiei over Edward or vice versa? She's still a perfect little angel!
** Hagrid, to a lesser extent, if only for his CruelAndUnusualDeath, especially since he's never shown to actually be helping Dumbledore in raping and is only noted to be his sex partner.