* CrazyAwesome: Pretty much the point of the movie.
* OneTruePairing: John's view of himself and centerfold-model Chelsea Stokeler/ Doņa Ana. [[spoiler: He may even be right.]]
* TheWoobie: John. Poor lost manchild, adrift and abandoned, in desperate need of a father-figure. [[http://www.deppimpact.com/gallery/albums/caps_djd/djd320.JPG Could you say No to those eyes?]].