* AngstDissonance
* DracoInLeatherPants: Though he doesn't get much screen time, Draco himself is one of these.
--> '''Kingsley Shacklebolt''': "I had never seen a creature so elegant and refined."
* EsotericHappyEnding: The LovingForce theme made it inevitable.
* FanonDiscontinuity: What the author does with Snape's death and the epilogue.
* FetishRetardant: Just see its (obviously NSFW) [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/493436.html weepingcock]] [[http://community.livejournal.com/weepingcock/553947.html threads]].
** "The burn was exquisite." [[GroinAttack You may now cross your legs.]]
* FridgeLogic: This pushes the "Harry pays Snape for sex" thread from [[DeusAngstMachina potentially tragic]] to [[{{Narm}} utterly risible]] even ''before'' you consider that it's just a more honest version of what a great many relationships are about anyway.
** The "Marked One bears the Guide's child" thing doesn't seem to account for the possibility of a female Guide. Obviously a female Guide won't bear the Marked One's child because that messes with the {{Anvilicious}} symbolism, so one can only assume that in a world where [[MisterSeahorse men can be impregnated]] without the [[HandWave slightest trace of a justification]] then a woman can somehow impregnate another woman or a man. Or the author hadn't considered the possibility of a female Guide, which shades into UnfortunateImplications.
* HilariousInHindsight: The RunningGag in the MST about [[TheLoinsSleepTonight Harry being impotent]] became this when it was revealed that [[http://szaleniec1000.livejournal.com/22257.html he actually is]].
* IdiotPlot
* MartyStu: [[spoiler:Richard]] shows early signs of this, including [[spoiler:developing magic abnormally quickly]].
** Dennis the SoBeautifulItsACurse {{Bishonen}} Ultimate Hero [[{{Tradesnark}} (tm)]] shows signs of this as well.
* MarySue: Millicent (saintly [[TheWoobie Woobie]] with [[DreamingOfThingsToCome Prophetic Dreams]]) is a PuritySue and Serena (offspring of canon characters, who walks, talks and uses controlled wandless magic before she's even a year old and ''becomes an Animagus aged two'') is a GodModeSue in training.
* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome: Harry confronting Single. Sadly, he hangs on as an [[VillainDecay ineffectual villain]].
* NeverLiveItDown: AuthorsSavingThrow nothing, this will always be the [[http://wtffanfiction.tumblr.com/post/12301800514/i-hate-that-you-have-a-cock-i-hate-it-i-hate "I HATE THAT YOU HAVE A COCK!"]] fic.
* RonTheDeathEater: Most {{egregious}}ly, Minerva.
** Mundungus Fletcher has descended from petty theft to ''child trafficking to pedophiles''.
* SoBadItsGood
* {{Squick}}: The [[spoiler:[[InterspeciesRomance elf sex]]]] thread.
** The [[spoiler:magical butt-plug (one could say ItMakesSenseInContext here, but it really doesn't) [[BodyHorror permanently stretching Snape's arse-hole]]]] already falls headlong into this trope, but especially if the reader has read ''FanFic/{{Celebrian}}''.
* TastesLikeDiabetes: Pick a "happy families" scene. Any will do.
* ToyShip: Hinted at between two ''toddlers'' in Chapter 17.
* UnfortunateImplications: Giving the only actual gay character (Harry/Snape and Draco/Kingsley [[SituationalSexuality don't]] [[LovingForce count]]) a feminine nickname might not be such a good idea.
** Then there's the sexism, for instance the whole (implied) no female Guides thing and the fact that when [[spoiler:Ron and Hermione]] join Harry to confront Single it's suggested that [[spoiler:Hermione]] be the one to stay behind to look after the kids. That the author is a woman doesn't make the UnfortunateImplications any less so.
** Dumbledore was [[spoiler:taking sexual advantage of his subordinates]]. [[SarcasmMode Because that's what gay people do]].
** Speaking of homosexuality, there's also the fact that ''every'' M/M pairing in the fic is exploitative in some way, whether a forced marriage, the aforementioned, or [[spoiler:borderline pederasty]] or [[RapeAsDrama actual rape]].
* VillainDecay: Single gets a bad case of this in the later chapters.
* {{Wangst}}: Harry spends much time lamenting his woes, which he wouldn't have if he'd paid attention to Hermione and the Weasleys in chapter one.
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