!!The Stuff Dealing with My Comics
* AcceptableTargets: All the currently dead Presidents of the United States, up to and including Gerald Ford. Hey, I'm Canadian. I got no problem slashing their hearts out, especially if they're trying to raise an army.
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: There are plenty of ways to alternatively interpret my character! Am I genuinely [[TheMadHatter insane]], or [[ObfuscatingInsanity just faking it]] to catch my enemies off guard? Am I [[AxCrazy a total psycho]] or [[DracoInLeatherPants MISUNDERSTOOD]] [[TheWoobie WOOBIE]] [[IJustWantToHaveFriends WHO JUST NEEDS TO BE LOVED?!]] HeroicComedicSociopath, AntiHero, or VillainProtagonist? The [[OnlySaneMan only sane person in this universe]]? All of the above? You decide!
** People just can't seem to agree on which way I swing. It's been argued about ever since my delightful mancrush on Cable. Marvel and the writers seem to have decided upon me being omnisexual or bisexual in denial. [[BlatantLies Not that I'm in denial about anything]]!
* BetterThanCanon: ItsJustSomeRandomGuy's "Rorschach and Deadpool" videos, as implied by the Tropers who added scenes from it to my pages.
* BrokenBase: There are several of my fans that argue about whether Daniel Way's run on my book was good or not. This may or may not overlap with {{Flanderization}}.
** Some people enjoyed watching me kill the Marvel Universe! Others apparently didn't have as much fun with it.
* CantUnhearIt: Odds are that some people are reading my pages in Creator/NolanNorth's voice.
* CargoShip: If deviantart is anything to go by, some people ship me with my gun.
* CompleteMonster: Oh, Bullseye, that lovable psycho! He and I hang out together, you know! Okay, I'm not exactly approving of how he kills a bunch of people for no real reason and never even spends the money he makes, or how he makes it his mission in life to murder everyone [[ComicBook/{{Daredevil}} Ol' Hornhead]] cares about. Or the time he hooked up with Norman Osborn and was a total liability to that whole Dark Avengers thing because of his total inability not to murder people at the drop of a hat! And he tries to kill me! Me of all people! Just cause he can! So... Why do I hang out with him again...?
* CrazyAwesome: That's me. A big sexy hunk of Crazy Awesome.
* CrossoverShip: Yeah, some people actively want me to get with [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/SelfDemonstrating/TheJoker that Joker dude's]] sidekick, Harley Quinn or whatever. Gotta say, I'm lovin' the black and red...but first of all, have you SEEN that Joker guy?! He's crazier than me! And she's in love with him? Yeah, I doubt that one's happening for a long, long time. Second of all, I don't want it to end up like how [[http://static.comicvine.com/uploads/original/13/133226/2669896-what_if___deadpool_and_harley_quinn_had_kids_____by_m7781_d4xq8ro.jpeg this guy pictured it.]] Ouch...
** I also get paired with [[VideoGame/{{Darkstalkers}} Morrigan]] after she stabbed me in the ass, maybe with Felicia too (something about catnip and getting in a car), [[{{Tsukihime}} Kohaku]], and most notably [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipisMagic Pinkie Pie]] (CHIMICHANGAS!! and [[FourthWallObserver the fact that she can]] ''[[{{Fanon}} maybe]]'' [[FourthWallObserver see past the fourth wall too]])!
* CrowningMusicOfAwesome:
** My theme from [[VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom Marvel vs. Capcom 3]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A7GmpJ-SxAk "DO THE WALK! DO THE TALK..."]]
** And from [[VideoGame/MarvelUltimateAlliance another game before that]], I have [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wZ0TUebo2sY THIS!]]
** ''SpiderManShatteredDimensions'' has not only [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUt2hLd4Thg a boss theme for me]], but [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=laR9JsTuSvc a theme for my reality television]] show as well! Now if only that uploader would put up the full stage theme.
* DorkAge: Rumor has it that the main reason why I became the nut I am today is because fans of ''{{Spider-Man}}'' were getting sick of the constant {{Wangst}} Peter Parker was going through during ''ComicBook/TheCloneSaga''.
* EnsembleDarkhorse: I manage to be this in most of the adaptions when I'm in them, but the only adaption I get to myself so far is my game which didn't get as much of budget as what some other characters have.
** Everyone loves my supporting cast too, like Bob and Blind Al. What can I say? I hang out some cool dudes and dudettes!
* FountainOfMemes: DUHHHH.
* GrowingTheBeard: I was just a lame Deathstroke rip-off with a cool costume until good ol' Joe Kelly got his hands on me and got me far away from Rob Liefeld.
* HarsherInHindsight: My hilarious sex-scene with Carmen Camacho takes on a darker turn in ''The Good, The Bad and the Ugly'' arc.
* HilariousInHindsight:
** "Hey, if you looked like RyanReynolds crossed with a shar-pei, you'd understand!" Although Avi Arad had said, before any production of a Wolverine movie, that if my wonderful face was ever to be portrayed onscreen, he wanted Ryan to be my face.
** [[http://scans-daily.dreamwidth.org/1189137.html?#cutid1 This scene]]. "You ever play ''StreetFighter''? '''[[{{Shoryuken}} SHORYUKEN!]]'''" In ''Marvel vs. Capcom 3'', I decided to use it. And before that, the guys at Udon went and had Ryu reference that scene in their ''StreetFighter'' comic! I tell ya, it's the gift that keeps on giving!
** In a ''Film/ShakespeareInLove'' pastiche, I pine, "My kingdom for a Gwyneth!" Film/IronMan later beat me to her.
* HoYay: Putting aside the [[HoYay/CableAndDeadpool massive amounts of]] HoYay between me and ComicBook/{{Cable}}, there's plenty more where that came from.
** Bullseye hero-worships me to the point where it starts smelling rather HoYay-ish in ''Dark Reign'', going so far as to imagine me as something of his savior from the teachers and kids he hated in school. He [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming cried]] when we said goodbye! Heck, back in Joe Kelly's run, he mentioned he liked me because I make him laugh. I'm probably the nearest thing he has to a friend... when we aren't trying to kill each other. Which I usually don't take seriously; I don't know about him. [[http://alternatedoom.livejournal.com/30763.html Really!]]
** AND WAS IT JUST ME OR DID [[CaptainAmerica STEVE]] BLUSH WHEN HE WAS GOING TO SIT ON MY LAP? Whew, got a little excited there. I mean, we are talking about [[IfItsYouItsOkay Captain America after all]].
** Logan and I get a good amount of this. Especially in one of my team up's with him.
** I get ''loads'' of this with Spider-Man. Sadly it's more one-sided than with the other guys.
* HollywoodHomely: DependingOnTheArtist. Sometimes I really am as grotesquely hideous as they all say, but sometimes I just look like a normal dude with bad acne.
* ItsPopularNowItSucks: Hey, come on! Just because of all the new meat bought in by ''X-Men Origins: Wolverine'' and the upcoming surge from my movie? OK, the former ''does'' have reason why it should be hated (Dudepeel... what were they thinking?!) and maybe having all these new comic titles to my name might be a little ridiculous, but my movie? It's gonna be great!
* MagnificentBastard: What can I say? When I pull off a badass stunt of tricking everyone, I pull it off WITH STYLE!
* MoralEventHorizon:
** In ''Deadpool'' #23-25, Daniel Way made me screw over Weasel! [[BlatantLies Something I'd never even thought of doing before then!]]
** [[spoiler: In ''Uncanny X-Force'' #4, Fantomex shot Kid!Apocalypse in the head. [[{{HSQ}} Whoa]]. [[OOCIsSeriousBusiness Even I couldn't talk after that]]]].
** That version of me from DeadpoolKillsTheMarvelUniverse. I mean, Jesus...
* MyRealDaddy: Is Joe Kelly. Thanks for nothing, [[RobLiefeld Rob]]. Okay, maybe thanks for all those [[NinetiesAntiHero sweet, delicious pouches]], but that's it!
-->'''Me''': [[HasTwoMommies Fabian Nicieza is probably a bit of my daddy too]]. He started making me zanier after Rob left.
-->'''Me''': Also, Creator/GailSimone is My Real ''Mommy''. Why don't I have two mommies?
* NightmareFuel:
** The Box. Whenever I get serious. People forget I can be a scary guy. 'Cause, you see, I am actually one of the most dangerous men on the planet. Think about that. I am more dangerous than Norman Osborn. Me. [[FridgeHorror More dangerous than Norman]].
** The Puppet Master making a guy eat his own hand.
** "Wade Wilson's War", when the Thing shows my [[BodyHorror face under my mask]].
* OneSceneWonder: RyanReynolds as me toward the beginning of ''X-Men Origins: Wolverine''. It's best not to talk about what happens to me later on in the film.
* SoOkayItsAverage: Daniel Way's run on my book.
* TakeThatScrappy: In ''Deadpool Kills Deadpool'' I got to stab that asshole [[InNameOnly Ultimate Universe version of me]] to death.
* TheyChangedItNowItSucks: A lot of my fans reacted this way to my portrayal in ''X-Men Origins: Wolverine''.
** The same reaction to my UltimateMarvel incarnation, who became so [[TheScrappy so hated]] that people initially get annoyed with the ''ComicBook/UltimateSpiderMan'' segment of ''VideoGame/SpiderManShatteredDimensions'' containing a level with him till they found the version in the game was [[CompositeCharacter me in his costume]].
* UnpopularPopularCharacter: What does that suppose to mean? [[BlatantLies Everybody loves me!]]
* WeirdAlEffect: Interesting case where I haven't completely eclipsed Deathstroke, but I'm still more famous than him.
* TheWoobie: IronWoobie, StoicWoobie, and JerkassWoobie all in one. Yeah, life ain't exactly kind to me. Never has been. [[DontYouDarePityMe I don't like to let people know, though]]. Being [[ObfuscatingInsanity insane]] and [[JerkWithAHeartOfGold abrasive]] is already a pretty nice way to deal with my troubles.

!The Stuff Dealing with My AWESOME Video Game
* SugarWiki/AwesomeMusic: My lovely lady Death's little number is quite a soothing hit. She's definitely got a nice voice. And a nice everything else, if you know what I mean.
** Don't forget my ending credits song!
* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: I make my own! Don't tell me you're honestly surprised when my final moments with Death are suddenly in FilmNoir style. Or that I [[PrecisionFStrike cuss out]] my own [[Creator/NolanNorth voice actor]]. Or that party that was possibly all just in my head. Dammit, High Moon!
** And then there's Taco!Cable.
* CriticalDissonance: Those asshole critics didn't like my game much, but it was much better received by the players out there. At least ''some'' people have good taste.
* EndingFatigue: [[invoked]] Look, I get that I'm awesome, and I get that you want me to kill guys all day for your amusement, and I get that Sinister totally deserves it. But really, did he have to [[spoiler: throw ALL THOSE CLONES at me at the end?]] ''I'' was getting tired!
--> '''Me''': Whew! That was a whole lot of omigod here come more of them.\\
'''Me Again''': What, did Sinister get these guys in bulk?
* EvilIsSexy: Vertigo and Arclight.
* FetishFuel: You know it, baby. Every luscious lady in the game is a sight for your poor and sore eyes. I'll even give Vertigo a pity vote. You know, when she wasn't making me puke...[[BlatantLies with rage at how lame her superpower is]].
* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments: Every ounce of my awesome game is graced with my award-winning wit as it is with the blood of slain mooks.
* GoddamnBats: Those Gambit clones were a real pain in my ass.
* HoYay: There's this little gem when [[ItMakesSenseInContext my upper half falls atop one of Sinister's mooks]].
--> '''Yellow Box''': There's a dude inside us!
--> '''Me''': Yeah, and not in the fun way.
** When the big-breasted fangirl turns out to be Cable, I have the option of squeezing his chest. He punches me right in the face for that... Okay, I admit, I kinda deserved that.
** Everybody else gets expositional cutscenes to introduce their characters. Cable gets a badass rap song about how awesome he is. I might tease him all the time and ignore his monologues, but I do think he's a pretty cool guy...just don't tell him I said that.
* ItsEasySoItSucks: IT DOES NOT SUCK! But yeah, aside from fighting the same sets of enemies for most of the game from start to finish, the game is a bit too generous with health ammo pick-ups, even on the higher settings, with every other enemy dropping them means you easily recover health quickly even in huge crowds and can be as trigger happy as you like with any of the guns without worry about running out of ammo.
* MoralEventHorizon: Everyone else tells me that Sinister crossed this with his plot to eradicate the world, or something. But I know he really crossed it when he stole my contract!
* NauseaFuel: Okay, I admit it. Maybe I did go a little too far with taking a dump in my own toilet. But hey, it's what ''you'' made me do. Also, cutting and trying to climb your own intestines is as painful as it is gross to look at.
* SoOkayItsAverage: While everyone loves the humor of my game, the gameplay is regarded as this, since you mostly fight the same enemies for most of it and the combat is mostly just having me charge into melee, except [[DifficultySpike the end of it]]. Also, it doesn't help that it's [[ItsShortSoItSucks really short]].
* ThatOneBoss: That fight at the end of the game, Sinister throws an [[EliteArmy army of the generic enemies,]] about a half dozen of each of [[SuperpoweredMooks the stronger enemies]], [[BossRush all three of the previous bosses]], and then ends it by sending out waves of clones of himself at the end, meaning rather than a FinalBoss, I fight a [[WolfPackBoss dozen]] [[BossInMooksClothing Final Bosses In Mooks Clothing]].
* UncannyValley: [[ItMakesSenseInContext Cable as a floating taco that talks]]. But hey, I'll give the man credit for actually giving me a reason to stop Sinister's plan. Well, aside from him stealing my contract.
* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotDidactic: [[Creator/TheCynicalBrit This classy gent]] argued in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0UjeZjmAfOU his video]] that my game is a parody of [[RatedMForManly Macho]], {{Testosterone Poison|ing}}ed, [[StayInTheKitchen chauvinistic]] meathead protagonists in certain games (kinda like [[DukeNukem that blonde dude]] and [[NinetiesAntihero guys like him]]), like how [[SpecOpsTheLine some dumb shooter]] is apparently a {{Deconstruction}} of [[CallOfDuty some overblown shooter franchise]].
** [[BlatantLies This was our plan all along.]]
** Unfortunately for him, it'd also fall under DoNotDoThisCoolThing.
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: HEY!! Just because the game has a point where I see Cable as a talking taco and has a segment when I'm on a carnival ride shooting at targets with a cannon that shoots beach balls in a segment that's supposed to be about released souls doesn't mean [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial I was on drugs when I wrote it]].


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