* AcceptableTargets: Pretty much everyone and everything that doesn't conform to Andrew Schlafly's beliefs and views. The site itself has become an Acceptable Target on the internet, bordering on ButtMonkey.
* AdHominem: They tend to associate liberals with negative personal qualities. And then of course there's [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Richard_Dawkins#Biography_of_Richard_Dawkins this essay]] making fun of how all atheists are awkward nerds who will never be loved.
* AlternativeCharacterInterpretation: A theory occasionally batted about is that Schlafly himself is the ultimate parodist, having created the site either ForTheEvulz or to make conservatism look bad without offending his mother (Phyllis Schlafly, naturally). If nothing else, the idea does help your SAN score a lot.
* BileFascination: How many people on the Internet feel about the website. And, arguably, some of its members.
* CriticalResearchFailure: One can only feel pity for Schlafly's students. Not just removal of "liberal bias".
** In the page for Classroom Prayer, they state that it has been proved that classroom prayer would get rid of all of America's problems, like every crime you can think of, schizophrenia, obesity, the national debt, suicide, murder... all but global warming. The source they used was a ''poll'' that asked if classroom prayer could lower the crime rate. And if that wasn't bad enough, ''the majority said no.'' (26 to 15)
** Quoting an article from the Daily Mail, Andy claimed that Obama is not going to the Royal Wedding because he was being "rude to the British". However, the article stated that there would be a high security cost to protect the President, not that he was being rude (and frankly, Conservapedia has been far more rude to the British).
** After ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' won Best Picture, Andy claimed that the reason "no one was hearing about the Oscar winners" was because "conservative ''King's Speech'' 'destroyed' liberal ''Film/TheSocialNetwork''". He must not have made a simple Google News search, as virtually every major news website reported on the win. In addition, ''The Social Network'' was by no means an unsuccessful film, and at the end of the day, it ''did'' win a greater percentage of awards it was nominated for than ''The King's Speech''.
* [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome Crowning Moment Of Awesome]]: Depending on your viewpoint, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Conservapedia:Lenski_dialog the Lenski dialog]]. It pretty much serves as the ultimate verbal smackdown of Schlafly.
* [[SugarWiki/FunnyMoments Crowning Moment Of Funny]]:
** Their page on "conservative values" mentions that one of these values is "emphasizing humility and open-mindedness instead of arrogant certainty about one's own views." This on the ''very same page'' that declares "[[HypocriticalHumor Conservatives are happier than liberals.]]"
** The beautiful [[HypocriticalHumor hypocrisy]] of calling [[Series/TheDailyShow Jon Stewart]] [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Jon_Stewart racist.]]
* DontShootTheMessage: A lot of conservatives see Conservapedia as an embarrassment to their ideology.
* EveryoneIsJesusInPurgatory: Conservative Bible Project [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=John_15-21_%28Translated%29&diff=prev&oldid=757526 example]]
* FanHater: They have a [[http://www.conservapedia.com/Template:User_weapon Userbox Template]] where you can list your weapon of [[strike:gun]] choice against "[[Series/TheColbertReport Colbert zombies]]".
* HilariousInHindsight: Andy once claimed that (while he immensely hates soccer) "the reason Americans suck at soccer is because colleges have allowed women to play sports." One year later, the American women's team made second place in the World Cup.
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** ''Anytime'' there is a shooting spree, from the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2011_Norway_attacks Oslo shooting]] to the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2012_Aurora_shooting Aurora premiere]] of ''Film/TheDarkKnightRises'', expect Andy to say that the reason was that the shooter played video games (particularly ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft''). Also, he was most likely a LIBERAL, and he was on Facebook.
** Please note that the above-mentioned Oslo shooting was a [[CriticalResearchFailure self-declared ultraconservative attacking a bunch of people FOR BEING LIBERALS]]. Apparently it is liberal to murder people for being liberals.
* JerkassWoobie: Some view Andrew Schlafly as this. Read the Wikipedia article on his mother Phyllis Schlafly and try not to imagine how screwed up the man's childhood must have been.
* MisaimedFandom: Their lists of "conservative" TV shows, films, and music is basically this. For example, they list ''Series/{{Star Trek|The Original Series}}'' as a conservative show for its usage of morality and its metaphor of the Cold War, even "correctly predicting the winner." [[note]]Ignoring the socialist nature of the Federation, the fact that characters question their morals, and that the Klingon Empire actually avoided total collapse. Not to mention the general portrayal of the future as atheist and religion as silly superstition.[[/note]]
* NightmareFuel: See "StealthParody".
** The fact that Andy is '''a teacher''' should keep you up at night.
** Also the fact that the troll contributors are ''[[PoesLaw completely indistinguishable]]'' from the actual ones, even to Schlafly himself - some trolls have managed to go undetected despite making regular significant contributions to the site for ''years'', and a troll getting promoted to sysop/bureaucrat is a semi-common occurrence. In fact, most trolls are only 'discovered' when they decide to leave the site and deliberately out themselves.
* NoSuchThingAsBadPublicity: After a [[http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/File:Capture_df5ca5e314efe6d4aa6d81a16acaefee50be1bf2.png Massive vandalism spree]], Andy [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template:Mainpageleft&diff=810592&oldid=810425 proudly boosts the edit count on the main page]]. And after a week of the site being under a crippling [=DDoS=] attack, [[http://www.conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageleft&action=historysubmit&diff=859852&oldid=859792 he boasts that the site had "broken its March record for the number of unique visitors."]][[note]]You may be inclined to think that this is an April Fool's Day joke. Alas, [[http://conservapedia.com/index.php?title=Template%3AMainpageright&action=historysubmit&diff=859870=859851 they aren't very good at those.]][[/note]] Also, expect almost any news or blog reference to Conservapedia to get plastered all over the front page, regardless of that the post says about them.
* SoBadItsGood: If you take it as a joke.
** Ed Poor as an editor. He always starts pages that are poorly written stubs or [[DirtyOldMan descriptions of movies about attractive teenage girls]].
** Conservative's essays. That is all.
* SnarkBait
* WhatDoYouMeanItsNotSymbolic:
** Soccer represents socialism! The USA sucking at it shows how great a non-socialist nation we are!
** [[Film/TheSocialNetwork The Facebook movie]] lost Best Picture! UsefulNotes/SarahPalin is a major user of Facebook! Will she not win the Republican nomination in 2012?!
*** HilariousInHindsight, in that Palin did not win the Republican nomination. Even more hilarious in that President Obama won that year, and he uses Facebook.
** ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''Series/TheOfficeUS'', ''Series/TheApprentice'', ''Series/TheSixMillionDollarMan'': all CONSERVATIVE shows! (even though ''Star Trek'' broke barriers by having a black woman and an Asian man on the bridge, ''The Office'' is '''not''' overtly political, and DonaldTrump has mentioned politics precisely once on ''The Apprentice'' and actually spoke of Barack Obama in '''complimentary''' terms on that occasion).
** ''Film/TheKingsSpeech'' is obviously a RIGHTEOUS, CONSERVATIVE movie! (Despite the fact that it takes place in England, and Schlafly ''[[MisplacedNationalism really]]'' hates England).
*** But he loves the Monarchy...
** ''Film/TheHungerGames'' is the perfect LIBERAL utopia!