* IAmNotShazam: A lot of people seem to get Mike and Dave's names mixed up, which is mildly justified, seeing as how they look exactly alike. So, remember; Mike is the StraightMan who hates his job, and Dave is the CloudCuckoolander who tries to make friends with all the dangerous aliens.
** Or you can just remember that Mike is [[WebVideo/FreemansMind Gordon Freeman]].
** Also they have numbered armbands.
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