* CrossesTheLineTwice: The prediction on [[http://community.sparknotes.com/2011/02/17/blogging-breaking-dawn-part-35 Blogging Breaking Dawn Part 35]], which goes like this (keeping in mind that "Optimus" is Renesmee, and therefore a child):
-->'''JACOB:''' So you want me to run away with Optimus…alone? Like, alone-alone?\\
'''BELLA:''' Yes. You will be her father and guardian, and I want you to…why are you wearing that satin robe?\\
'''JACOB:''' Um…it helps me run.\\
'''BELLA:''' And where is that Barry White music coming from?\\
'''JACOB:''' My phone. The sexy sounds of B. W. helps me run.\\
'''BELLA:''' And why are you lighting scented candles? I suppose that helps you run, too.\\
'''JACOB:''' Yes, particularly the candle called Night XXX-tasy.\\
'''BELLA:''' And the coconut body oil?\\
'''JACOB:''' I thought everyone slathered on body oil when trying to hide. No? Hmm.\\
'''OPTIMUS:''' Mommy.\\
'''BELLA:''' What it is, my little snow pea?\\
'''OPTIMUS:''' I accidentally lost the backpack.\\
'''BELLA:''' What?!\\
'''OPTIMUS:''' I just wanted to see if it would float in the river. And it did. And now it's gone. And I'm sorry. And I want Popsicles for dinner.\\
'''BELLA:''' But…but…the money? It's gone? And Jacob, why are you running an ice cube over your body in a suggestive manner?\\
'''JACOB:''' Helps me run. [Looks at Optimus] Who's your daddy, princess?
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* DudeNotFunny
* DespairEventHorizon: [[http://community.sparknotes.com/2010/10/21/blogging-breaking-dan-part-18 Dan's reaction]] to ''Breaking Dawn'' [[{{Squick}} chap]][[WifeHusbandry ter]] [[PairTheSpares 18]].
* MemeticBadass: According to Dan, Emmett, Jacob, and the werewolves.
* MoralEventHorizon: Dan believes Alice, Edward, and Bella cross it when they allowed the Volturi to kill the tourists. He spends a review and a half upset over it and often brings it up.
* {{Squick}}: Dan's reaction to Quil's girlfriend. He gets over it rather quickly and now constantly mocks him.