* CrazyAwesome: Very frequently.
* CrowningMusicOfAwesome: ''"Human slaves... in an insect nation! AAAAH-'''AHHHHHH!'''''"
** If he's got any manner of instrument in hand, this probably will ensue.
* HilariousInHindsight: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KpT0fzz1m4M Lunge Wildly at the Pope]]
** Bill's frustration at the BBC for not playing the entirety of the snooker theme in Cosmic Jam "PLAY THE REST OF THE TRACK! They never play it!" is even more understandable these days with the entire tune being freely available on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GkgoeKHsXI the web]] - it's a complete instrumental track and it's really very good. Although it never turns into ''Smells Like Teen Spirit''.
* MemeticMutation: "ROFLYSST," which stands for "rolling on the floor laughing [[FridgeLogic yet somehow still typing]]," a chatspeak expression he thinks the internet needs.
* NightmareFuel: According to him, ''TheMagicRoundabout'''s theme music contains a section of this.
** He also comments on the scariness of the ''Series/{{Mastermind}}'' theme. TruthInTelevision, as the creator of the show based the concept on his experiences of being interrogated by [[ThoseWackyNazis the Gestapo]].
* ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs:
-->"TV writers, they often use "acid" as a kind of a shorthand for "wacky" ? they'll say something like "This sitcom, it'll be like Terry And June ON ACID! Imagine what that'll be like!" Yeah, I can imagine what that'll be like ? that'll be Terry examining the floral pattern on a plate for four days..."
** He also once made the observation that the original theme music to ''Series/TheBill'' was great because it was "subversive"... in that it was a reefer tune disguised as the theme music to a cop show.
** And his own TheyChangedItNowItSucks moment on ''Series/{{Room101}}'' for the 'new' reworked Bill theme for being a generic 'pop' tune in 4/4 time when the original was in 7/8 time.

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