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* BigLippedAlligatorMoment: Chapter 34, written by the [[http://critters.org/bonsai/ Bonsai Story Generator]], stands out.
* CriticalResearchFailure: See the penguins.
* MarySue: Virtually the entire cast, sometimes with different members taking turns between chapters.
* MagnificentBastard: Between all the different chapters, Henry Archer [[TooCoolToLive (while he was alive)]] was a millionaire businessman, an absurdly successful ladies-man, and a serial killer with a trophy room, among other things. In one chapter, he's also a smug, egoistic ghost.
* SoBadItsGood: Knowing the back story behind the book changes it from merely hilariously bad to deliciously vile.
* StrangledByTheRedString: Andrew and Margaret run off together at the end, even though they've never spoken at any point. Richard Isaacs, who has also never spoken to Margaret, is nearly DrivenToSuicide for love of her.
* TooCoolToLive: Henry Archer
* {{Wangst}}: Quite often.

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