* CrowningMomentOfFunny: This exchange after Severence finds out that Santee used to sleep with his wife:
-->'''Rudy''': Santee was fucking your wife Esther.
-->'''Severence''': Many times, Rudy. Many times.
-->'''Rudy''': There's just something wrong with that. A friend is someone who doesn't fuck your wife.
-->'''Severence''': I never said Santee was a friend. I said he was like a son to me.
-->'''Rudy''': That makes it worse, doesn't it?
-->'''Severence''': Oh yeah, much worse.
* HoYay: Wellman ''really'' misses Eddie.