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->"Hello, my name is John Morrison and if I had a nickel for everybody at Wrestlemania better looking then me......I'd have no nickels."

->"Hi, I'm John Morrison and I think so deep, I eat religion and crap out enlightenment."

'''John Randall Hennigan''' (born October 3, 1979) is an American film major turned professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, '''John Morrison''' (and previously Johnny Nitro). After training in California's Supreme Pro Wrestling school, he tried out for WWE Tough Enough, being rejected for II but making the cast and winning III. So far he has had the most successful WWE career of any Tough Enough winner, ring wise.

He's had a fair share of success since leaving WWE as well, being a Family Wrestling Entertainment Heavyweight Champion, Continental Wrestling Federation United States Champion, World Wrestling Fan Xpierence World Champion and Next Generation Wrestling World Champion.

ThatOtherWiki has a [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Morrison_%28wrestler%29 rundown]] on his life and career.
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* AlphaBitch: Male example. John mocks those less attractive than himself (a.k.a. everybody else).
-->"[[Wrestling/CMPunk He's]] really just not as good as me. He reminds fans of themselves. They don't have the chilled abs, they can't afford the fur coats, they've got the cheap tattoos and bags under their eyes because they didn't get enough sleep."
* AlternateCompanyEquivalent: High-flying EstrogenBrigadeBait that aren't famous for their mic ability? Are we talking about John or Wrestling/AJStyles? AJ has even called him out for using a lot of his moves.
* ArchEnemy
** Wrestling/TheMiz, Wrestling/CMPunk, Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}, and [[Wrestling/RonKillings R-Truth]]. Also, Wrestling/{{Matt| Hardy}} and Wrestling/JeffHardy for breaking former partner Joey Mercury's face with a ladder.
** During [=MNM=]'s run, Wrestling/LondonAndKendrick
* AwesomeYetImpractical
** His finisher Starship Pain is a tough move for Morrison to hit on a consistent basis due to the high degree of difficulty. It's not the split-legged corkscrew moonsault that gives him problems, it's a tendency to overshoot the opponent (either by his own doing or by improper position by the opponent) and barely graze him.
** [[{{Botchamania}} Botchamania 158:]] "[[PunctuatedForEmphasis EVERY. FUCKING. TIME.]]"
* {{Badass}}
** BadassBeard: He started growing one, because his Website/{{Twitter}} followers who supported the beard outnumbered those who didn't.
** BadassLongcoat: A befeathered, occasionally animal-print, longcoat.
* BewareTheNiceOnes: On the 2-7-11 episode of RAW, Morrison, after celebrating a victory against a member of the New Nexus, was attacked [[InTheBack from behind]] by [[Wrestling/CMPunk New Nexus leader CM Punk,]] who pepper sprayed him [[EyeScream in the face.]] Fast forward a week to the Valentine's Day 2011 episode of RAW, where he and [[BlackBestFriend R-Truth]] are in a tag-team match with Michael [=McGillicutty=] and David Otunga from the New Nexus. When R-Truth finally tags him in, cue Morrison - whose face was still obviously swollen from the mace attack and whom the announcers were questioning whether he could even see enough to wrestle. Morrison hardly attempts to tap into the [[LeParkour 'Parkour offense']] for which he is so well known. Instead, he flies into a rage and starts beating on every member of Nexus he could get his hands on - even Mason Ryan, who ''wasn't in the match.'' After [[FastballSpecial literally throwing R-Truth over the ring at the two other Nexus members]] to make sure they didn't interfere, he turns around, shouts, "I hope you're watching this, Punk!" and hits Michael [=McGillicutty=] with a running knee smash [[MichaelCole right to the skull.]] After the pinfall victory, cue a shot of Morrison with his hair disheveled and an overall [[MadEye facial expression]] of which {{Edge}} would have been proud. Moral of the story: ''Do not piss John Morrison off.''
* BlackBestFriend: He has his in R-Truth for a long time. They've even tag-teamed together under the FanNickname Truth and Wisdom. And then Morrison took said guy's championship match, [[WithFriendsLikeThese some friend he turned out to be.]] (Though Truth wasn't ''obligated'' to take the match - [[GenreSavvy he knew that Morrison was trying to bait him,]] [[TooDumbToLive but he fell for it anyway]]).
* BlondGuysAreEvil: If he's a heel, and his name is Johnny Nitro.
* BookEnds: Morrison's first and last match on Raw in 2011 were falls count anywhere, no DQ with the Miz. Both matches also involved a spot using the giant WWE logo on the entrance ramp.
* BreakupBreakout
** From MNM, which makes Joey Mercury his [=Janetty=], even though Mercury had been in wrestling for years prior to teaming with Nitro. On the other hand, he and his second notable tag partner, Wrestling/TheMiz, have both attained similar levels of success thus far. Morrison's third notable partner, R-Truth, recently turned on him; although R-Truth's quickly become one of the best heels in WWE, the jury's still out on this one. (Especially since Morrison was injured soon afterward).
** As far as the [=Miz/Morrison=] breakup goes, Miz has arguably become the more successful of the two, making Morrison the Jannetty this time around. 2011 saw this status ping-pong for Morrison - he started the year nearly subverting it by getting WWE Title matches with Miz but ended it firmly in Jannetty status with his being let go from WWE.
* UsefulNotes/{{Capoeira}}: Incorporated this into his matches later on, his one handed counter kick in particular.
* CaptainErsatz: A wrestling [[Music/TheDoors Jim Morrison]] impersonator?
* CaptainObvious: The night he underwent a {{Retool}} into John Morrison
--> "My name ''isn't'' Johnny Nitro."
* TheCasanova: What he claimed to be but if pressed Johnny Nitro proved to be loyal to Melina since his OVW days. This did not change even after Morrison took up the Shaman of Sexy moniker.
* CatchPhrase: When doing TheDirtSheet, he would begin each show with "Hi, my name is John Morrison and..." followed by something humorous. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_knA58HCME Look at this compilation.]] Also, "We don't [blank] at the Palace of Wisdom." For example, in the first episode they showed footage of Finlay dancing in the ring with Hornswoggle, and John's response was "We don't dance like that at the Palace of Wisdom."
* ChivalrousPervert: As a face.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Has a very... eccentric promo style.
* CoolShades: With CreepyCoolCrosses on them, Wrestling/JerryLawler wondered how he could see through them. They're in fact so cool, his mic skills noticeably improve when he's wearing them (which is why a lot of comedians wear sunglasses, so fans don't stare at them and throw them off their game).
* CurbStompBattle: His last match with The Miz was one. Morrison got in a few offensive moves, but Miz dominated the match, and after receiving a [[FinishingMove Skull Crushing Finale]] on the steel steps, the ref simply called for the bell rather than Miz pinning him.
* DanceBattler: John uses some Capoeira-inspired moves, especially noticeable when he flairs before a leg drop.
* DarkSkinnedBlonde: When he was Johnny Nitro, he had a disgustingly fake tan and dyed blond hair.
* DeadpanSnarker: On the Dirt Sheet his lines were always delivered with a wonderfully dry tone.
* DemotedToExtra: Ever since his return from injury, he's been [[{{Jobber}} jobbing]] out to guys like [[Wrestling/RonKillings R Truth]] on a regular basis.
* {{Determinator}}
** Has become an element of his matches during his first face push as John Morrison.
** Particularly apparent at Elimination Chamber 2011. Despite being one of the first two guys out, and taking ''by far'' the most amounts of punishment, [[CastFromHitPoints some of it self inflicted]], he ''still'' managed to last until the last five minutes of the match.
* DiabolusExNihilo
** Johnny Nitro's inclusion to the Raw roster and insertion into Shelton Benjamin and Wrestling/{{Carlito| Colon}}'s feud for the intercontinental title, which he won with little buildup no less.
** John Morrison and the Miz challenging for the WWE tag team championship. At the time they were exclusive to Smackdown, a show neither man was on and Miz and Morrison were also in the middle of a feud. It served no other purpose than to break up Wrestling/MattHardy and Wrestling/MontelVontaviousPorter and no sense in story since there were other teams on Smackdown who could have done the same thing. Curt Hawkins and Zack Ryder had the honor of putting an end to that silliness.
* DirtyCoward: Heel.
* DistaffCounterpart: While not exactly the same, both he and [[strike:ex-]]girlfriend Wrestling/{{Melina}} are known as rather limber, flexible, and acrobatic wrestlers. They're also both TallDarkAndHandsome (OK, Melina ain't so tall), both have the ability to [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer invalidate]] [[EvenTheGuysWantHim orientation]], and even wear [[http://www.wwepictures.co.cc/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/WWE-Handsome-Hunk-John-Morrison.jpg similar]][[http://images.askmen.com/photos/melina-perez/63898.jpg ring gear.]]
* TheDragon: Johnny Nitro started out as this to Eric Bischoff. In fact, his first entrance theme under that name was the old ''Wrestling/WCWMondayNitro'' music.
* DroppedABridgeOnHim: Went from Number One contender at the beginning of the year, to something of a {{jobber}} at the end of it. All due to what happened during the WrestleMania period. Even his last match was something of a CurbStompBattle.
* EasilyDistractedReferee: {{Justified| trope}} because Johnny Nitro was used by Eric Bischoff to screw over wrestlers he did not like.
* EverythingsBetterWithSparkles: Well his pants, coat, shades and abs are anyway.
* EverythingsBetterWithSpinning: His repertoire contains a corkscrew elbow drop, corkscrew neckbreaker (moonlight drive) and a standing shooting star press. John Morrison's finisher, Starship Pain, is a split-leg corkscrew moonsault. Yeah, it's that [[AwesomeYetImpractical awesome...if impractical]]. (see above entry)
* ExtremityExtremist: John almost always uses his legs, when he isn't jumping on people or throwing around the compulsory punches and clotheslines.
* {{Facepalm}}: When his [[SoBadItsGood NXT Season 2]] rookie [[{{Cloudcuckoolander}} Eli]] [[TheGiant Cottonwood]] made the now infamous mustache promo, John was doing this.
* FinishingMove: Currently, a split-legged moonsault called [[WordSalad Starship Pain]]; previously, he had a [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels superkick]] called the Nitro Blast and a spinning neckbreaker variant called the Moonlight Drive. Also, a Shining Wizard variant where he strikes with the knee instead of a full roundhouse kick.
* FiveMovesOfDoom: Clothesline, clothesline, jumping roundhouse kick, running knee smash to downed opponent, Starship Pain.
* FlippingTheBird: At WWC Aniversario 2012 Morrison flipped off the referee in response to none of his moves getting a three count on El Leon Apollo. Of course, Morrison kept his hand behind his back while doing it.
* FurAndLoathing: A holdover from his days in MNM, whom JR described as "dressed in roadkill".
* GameBreakingInjury: R-Truth mentioned that after he beat up Morrison, he was sent to the hospital. This was an in-story explanation for writing off Morrison so he could get a pinched nerve in his neck fixed. When he returned, that neck became the in-story explanation for his absence instead.
* GuileHero: Has had his moments, like when he goaded R-Truth into putting his #1 contender status for the WWE Championship on the line by questioning Truth's fitness and conditioning. [=JoMo=] won the match, by the way, but...
** PyrrhicVictory: Great job, [=JoMo=]! Your plan worked and you've maneuvered your way into the Triple Threat match for the WWE title at ''Extreme Rules 2011''! Side effects include R-Truth [[FaceHeelTurn flipping his shit.]] [[NoHoldsBarredBeatdown beating you to a pulp,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and literally]] [[SmokingIsCool blowing smoke in your eye.]] Oops.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Yeah, in hindsight it wasn't exactly smart to cost R-Truth his title shot, huh [=JoMo=]? You know, considering he's now made it his life mission to beat the crap out of you and screw you over at every possible opportunity.
* HiddenDepths: When John was on Tough Enough he was seen as a pretty boy gymnast that didn't really appreciate or care about the business, he's still willing to take the craziest bumps in WWE-PG and has worked out of being a SpotMonkey.
* IHaveTheHighGround: One of the few homegrown ones Wrestling/{{WWE}} has.
* InformedAbility: The supposed athletic ability and wrestling skill Johnny Nitro was said to have on Raw. He ''eventually'' displayed these abilities as part of MNM and even more so when feuding with Carlito and Shelton Benjamin but that all happened after being easily bested by the likes of [[Wrestling/NickDinsmore Eugene]] with little to no offense or finesse and then disappearing to popup on Smackdown a year later.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: As a face, he mocks his enemies for their speech impediments, nationalities and other uncontrollable things.
* {{Johnny McCool Name}}: As Johnny Nitro
* LeParkour: Which has been played up by the commentators a lot, check [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PPUYRBKEPI&feature=related it]] out. It helps that the practice is actually [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7PPUYRBKEPI part of his training]]
** CombatParkour: Said training does him a lot of favors at the Royal Rumble, where he proved to be about as hard to eliminate as Wrestling/KofiKingston, if not more so.
* LightningBruiser: A very fast paced and flashy wrestler... [[{{Determinator}} who's also starting to need to take a crap load of punishment in order to be taken down]]. This is even more apparent since leaving WWE since most other federations have a smaller supply of big guys who dwarf him.
* [[UsefulNotes/LosAngeles Los Angeles]]: Currently resides and is billed from there.
* LoserLeavesTown: The match he lost to Eugene was loser gets fired, since they were both on Eric Bischoff's bad side at that point.
* MadLibsCatchPhrase: "We don't allow (X) at the Palace of Wisdom."; "I'm John Morrison and (some random bit of trivia that probably isn't true)."
* ManInAKilt: Wore one to mock Drew [=McIntyre=]'s Scottish heritage.
* MeaningfulRename: Johnny Nitro, tag-team mainstay and member of MNM, becomes John Morrison soon after winning the ECW title. Notable because it's one of the few times WWE has acknowledged a name change on air. Their normal M.O. is to give a wrestler's previous name the CanonDiscontinuity treatment.
* MessianicArchetype: For a while he was feuding with CM Punk because while Punk was preaching about the importance of the material world, John promised a paradise.
* MrFanservice: Beyond those abs, he is sexy on many, many, many levels.
** {{Bishounen}}: He's often painted with this brush.
** EvenTheGuysWantHim: Oh, those abs.
** {{Gaussian G|irl}}uy: His entrance is even in slow motion.
** [[PrettyInMink Handsome in Mink]]: With Joey Mercury in MNM
** LongHairedPrettyBoy: Excepting when he had a beard
** StupidSexyFlanders: Even Jerry Lawler had to admit his entrance was visually appealing
** TallDarkAndHandsome: As a face.
** TallDarkAndSnarky: As a heel.
* NiceGuy: His current Face run basically consists of him sticking up for the little guy i.e, [[BigDamnHeroes saving Santino from getting his ass kicked by]] [[TheBully Sheamus]], kick-starting their [[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome minifeud]].
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: Yeah, you know how R-Truth is now a ''[[SanitySlippage completely insane]]'' [[FaceHeelTurn heel]]? Morrison taking his title shot from him started that...
* NoShirtLongJacket: Later as he stopped wearing as much fur
* {{Paparazzi}}: Until MNM disbanded, their entrance involved a red carpet and photographers.
* OddFriendship: Unfortunate Raw viewers were subjected to his interactions with non wrestler Kevin Federline. Adding Wrestling/{{Umaga}} to the mix did not make things any better, especially after [[DarthWiki/WallBanger Federline scored a pinfall victory over WWE champion John Cena]] rather than [[DoingItWrong Morrison or Umaga doing so]].
* PersonaNonGrata
** [[http://twitter.com/TheRealMorrison/status/45758955007389696 After]] [[http://twitter.com/TheRealMorrison/status/45762091872829440 jumping]] into a pool with his girlfriend Melina because it was her [[http://twitter.com/TheRealMorrison/status/45762770720915456 birthday]], they both got banned from the Skybar (a Los Angeles nightclub).
** His recent demotion to {{Jobber}} can also be conected with Melina. Her bad attitude backstage combined with [[HenpeckedHusband his relentless protection of her and absolute refusal to admit she ever did anything wrong]] rubbed a lot of people in the WWE brass the wrong way.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot:
** Johnny Nitro and Melina attacking Joey Mercury at Judgment Day and getting fired (from Smackdown, since it was during the brand extension era) was due to Morrison and Melina at the time refusing to work with Joey Mercury after a spat and almost getting fired for it. (Their performances at the pay per view saved their jobs, so they were transferred to Raw).
** Morrison initially losing out on the triple threat slot for Extreme Rules was a punishment for Morrison & Melina verbally trashing Trish Stratus. Eventually, he was given his spot back by winning it off of R-Truth, but then he also had to take time off due to a pinched nerve in his neck. Not exactly his finest April.
** Morrison and the Miz's initial tag team title run taking place (at least when it did) was a result of WWE needing to write out Wrestling/MattHardy, one half of the previous champions, to take care of his appendix issues.
* RealMenWearPink: Yes he wears sparkling glittery animal print longcoats, he's still a badass.
* RedBaron: The Shaman of Sexy, The '''Monday'''[=/=]Tuesday[=/=]Thursday Night Delight (the day changes depending on show he's on), The Guru of Greatness, The Portal To The Internet, The Prince of [[strike:[[{{Mondegreen}} Hardcore]]]] [[LeParkour Parkour]] (as Michael Cole has dubbed him).
* RedemptionDemotion
** His HeelFaceTurn has not worked out so well, while he was a {{heel}}, his arrogant pretty boy meets pretentious rockstar gimmick made him many fans, as a face, he's floundered with finding an interesting character, though his burgeoning LeParkour is a step in the right direction. In part, this is due to him being pretty GenreSavvy with pop culture and wrestling and snarky. As a heel, this meant he could poke fun at most anything. But faces generally don't do that sort of thing so his promo style got a little deflated- somewhat ironic considering his flashy wrestling style and move-set is much more suitable for a babyface.
** Probably has something to do with the fact that his ''ECW On Sci-Fi'' promos and videos for ''The Dirt Sheet'' were his own ideas with him just goofing off and having fun with it, whereas his promos for the past two years were handed to him by "creative".
* RickyMorton: Plays this role in singles matches, Morrison will injure himself doing some insane spot, {{heel}} will take advantage and savage Morrison's injury, than Morrison comes up with another, even more insane spot and grabs victory while making his opponent seem like a monster.
* TheRival: The Miz, his [[WeUsedToBeFriends former tag team partner]]. Back in ''ECW'', when he was a {{heel}}, he feuded with Wrestling/CMPunk for a good length of time over the ECW Championship.
** More recently, Sheamus.
* SaltAndPepper: He's had an off and on partnership with [[Wrestling/RonKillings R-Truth]]. Well, he [[WeUsedToBeFriends used to.]]
* SelfDeprecation: In one Palace of Wisdom exclusive, he goes back and time...to meet up with his former persona Johnny Nitro. He basically tore down what was so awful about his former persona (the spray-on tan and the blonde hair specifically) and sarcastically states that if everyone was like him (Johnny Nitro), the world would be a better place.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: John rambles like hell on his promos.
* ShoutOut: The [[ChuckNorris Flying Chuck]]
* SignatureMove: Morrison has won matches with running knee following a snap mare and a spring board kick but they usually just get two counts.
* SmallNameBigEgo: Heel, especially as part of MNM.
* SpicyLatina: His frequent valet and girlfriend, [[HelloNurse Melina]], widely considered to be one of the more talented divas, oh, and EvenTheGirlsWantHer.
* SpotMonkey
** There have been some [[InternetBackdraft very hotly contested]] debates as to whether or not Morrison counts as a SpotMonkey. The general consensus is that he is one, but is much better than the usual example in that he actually has a sense of [[WrestlingPsychology psychology]]. He did improve in that area in 2011, as noted in WrestlingPsychology below.
** To elaborate, Morrison's psychology is extremely erratic, and fluctuates as to whether or not it's a major match. Are you watching Morrison on a PPV? Then you're going to get an awesome match with great high-spots and excellent psychology. TV? Enjoy your spot-fest!
* SpotlightStealingSquad: Him and the Miz winning the WWE tag team championship belts despite being on ECW, the wrong brand for them and showing up on Raw more than most people officially a part of Raw while also regularly popping up on their own brand and defending Smackdown belts. They even got their own web show. After finally losing the belts to Smackdown wrestlers, they then won the Raw belts so they could repeat the whole thing all over again. To compare, the Colon's later held the Unified tag team championship belts ''meant'' to cross brands and still did not show up as often as these two.
* TakeThat
** To Wrestling/MikeAdamle ("Hello. My name is John Morrison, and I may look like Tarzan, but I certainly don't hit like Jane.")
** During his first tryout for Tough Enough 2, back when he was a lot cockier than he is now, he mentioned his background as a breakdancer and was asked if he can do a spinneroonie. He responded by asking what a spinneroonie was. T.E. judge Wrestling/JimRoss questioned him on not knowing who Wrestling/BookerT is and if he was really a fan of the WWE. Morrison responded not by doing the spinneroonie, but doing the breakdance move Booker T based his trademark gesture on. This is not only a TakeThat to the judges, but possibly a TakeThat to Booker T himself. Needless to say, the judges didn't like his attitude and he didn't make the cut for T.E. 2.
* TookALevelInBadass
** Johnny Nitro, from unaccomplished braggart to winning the WWE Tag Team Championship in MNM's first match on Smackdown against Wrestling/EddieGuerrero and Wrestling/{{Rey Mysterio| Jr}}!
** John Morrison had very strange example of this. John had been practicing [[LeParkour Parkour]] for a while, but it was only in 2010 that Wrestling/{{WWE}} creative decided to turn that into a character point, turning bland babyface Morrison into CrazyAwesome athlete that puts on incredible matches.
* ThoseTwoBadGuys: John and TheMiz.
* TwoGuysAndAGirl: MNM, Which was Melina (his RealLife girlfriend), Johnny Nitro (his old name), and Joey Mercury ([[BreakupBreakout the Janetty]]).
* UrExample: The first WWFX heavy weight champion, defeating [[Wrestling/TheWorldsGreatestTagTeam Shelton Benjamin]].
* WarriorPoet: Mostly his heel character, though a little bit creeps in as a face.
* WeWantOurJerkBack: After getting a singles push as a face, there was a portion of his fanbase that vastly preferred him when he was a heel. This is less because he was a heel and more that he lost most of the interesting traits he had as one.
* WhatTheHellHero: Got some backstage heat for giving the cold shoulder to Wrestling/TrishStratus when they were having an angle together because he felt she took Melina's spot on the card at Wrestlemania XXVII. That he allegedly did it at Melina's insistence while she has cheated on him with other wrestlers in the past makes him look like a [[HenpeckedHusband Henpecked Boyfriend]] as well.
* WhenHeSmiles: When he smiles, he looks even more Bishonen and around ten years younger.
* WouldntHitAGirl: Excepting times where Melina orders he help her take someone out, Morrison is otherwise fairly chivalrous in this regard. Even acting as Melina's accomplice he almost never does more than hold someone still for her.
* WrestlingDoesntPay: A {{subver|ted trope}}sion, as he only took acting jobs with the belief that it would improve his promo skills rather than because he needed extra money or already had a profession with wrestling as a side job. In character though, he seems to play it straight as wrestling Jim Morrison impersonator/guru.
* WrestlingPsychology
** Made a major improvement in this area in 2011, selling injuries like a pro and telling stories with his matches (see the BewareTheNiceOnes entry), especially when it comes to his legs. During his ''Elimination Chamber'' match, he was either acting like SpiderMan or looking like his knee was about to explode.
** The night after Elimination Chamber 2011, he and CM Punk faced each other in the opening match on Raw. They were the only two participants of the EC match who were selling the prior night's injuries, including limping and a general aura of soreness. (Although considering the beating both men took that previous night, you kind of have to wonder how much of that was selling.)
** In the weeks immediately following his return from a legit neck injury, he has done exceptionally well at working that injury into his matches.

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