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-> ''"It's a Slobberknocker!"''

'''James William "Jim" Ross''' (a.k.a. "Good Ol' JR" or just "JR") is one of the greatest ([[http://i39.tinypic.com/2lw61j.jpg and most beloved]]) commentators in the history of ProfessionalWrestling having provided commentary for the Wrestling/{{WWE}} for almost 20 years (and having worked for several other promotions, including Wrestling/{{WCW}}, prior to starting with WWF/E). In addition, he is the man behind his own brand of barbecue sauce, has written cookbooks, and has opened a barbecue restaurant. He is also close friends with Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin. He is semi-retired from commentating now, though [[TheBusCameBack he does come back every now and then]]. In his spare time, he also runs [[http://www.jrsbarbq.com a website]] that peddles his own brand of condiments and barbecue products, and he also offers a regularly updated blog about current events in wrestling and even boxing, MMA, football and other sports.

As usual, ThatOtherWiki has additional information on his life and career.

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!!! "Slobberknockin' tropes!":
* ActionSurvivor: Has actually wrestled several times. He even beat Wrestling/TripleH at one point. Of course he didn't exactly "beat" Triple H so much as survive him.
* ArtisticLicenseMartialArts: Granted, this seems to apply to a lot of wrestling announcers, but Ross has a tendency to say "Martial Arts chops" and "Martial Arts Kick" without referring to which martial art is being utilized at a given time.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: A covert case, but not obvious to the casual wrestling fan who assumes everything is scripted. During the 1998 Hell In A Cell match between Wrestling/TheUndertaker and [[Wrestling/MickFoley Mankind]] (a match now considered legendary), Mankind was thrown off the cage, through a table to the floor. He is stretched away, but gets off the stretcher, climbs the cage again and restarts the match - at which point, he is chokeslammed through the roof off the cage to the ring below. Ross shouted: "Will somebody stop the damn match? Enough is enough!" This was out of legitimate concern for Mankind, who had already taken quite a beating up to this point.
** In addition, Ross was so calm whilst telling the audience of Wrestling/OwenHart's fatal accident at ''Over the Edge 1999'' that it is often hard to believe it was live. Wrestling/JerryLawler, on the other hand, looked like a ghost. Ross's reiteration of that fact it really happened whilst trying not to outright say wrestling is fake was something to be absolutely commended. While he seemed slightly exasperated that the event was going to continue after Owen's death, he did not appear to be too concerned for long.
* CatchPhrase
** The aforementioned slobberknocker quote.
** [[BigOMG "BAH GAWD!"]]
** "GOOD GAWD ALMIGHTY!"
** "[X is being beaten] like a government mule!"
** "[Wrestler name] is running like a scalded dog!"
** "LOOK AT THE CARNAGE!"
** "[Insert Wrestler Name(Usually Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin) Here] IS STOMPING A MUD HOLE AND WALKING IT DRY!"
** "...and business has just picked up!"
** "Bowling-shoe ugly," used interchangeably to describe either a wrestler or a [[Horrible/ProfessionalWrestling terrible match]] (most famously to describe "''[[FanNickname That]]'' [[FanNickname Jackie Gayda Match]]").
** "He's a human being!!" (usually accompanied by the aforementioned "Bah Gawd" or "Good Gawd Almighty!")
** "Those stairs are not made out of chocolate!"
** "That unforgiving steel!"
** "That's [x]'s music!"
** "Kane, bringing hellfire and brimstone!"
** "What a sick, twisted human being!"
** And let's not forget, "STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!! STONE COLD!!!"
** "[Wrestler] went once too often to the well."
** "Wait a minute!"
** "AS GOD IS MY WITNESS, [[Wrestling/MickFoley HE]] IS BROKEN IN HALF!!!"
* TheChewToy
** An unpleasant RealLife example. During his time with the WWF/E, Ross has suffered an incredible level of degradation and hazing backstage, and all for no apparent reason. Vince [=McMahon=] just seems to want to [[FeelingOppressedByTheirExistence wipe JR off the face of the earth]]. It's rarely seen on TV (though the time he joined the "Kiss My Ass Club" might be one of the most public humiliations of all time, as were the jibes at Ross' deceased mother and Bell's palsy), but the pranks inflicted upon Ross behind the scenes have been reported for years in various media, to the point where Ross sometimes comes across like a bit of a [[StockholmSyndrome battered spouse, making excuses for his abuser.]]
** Unfortunately, aside from TNA, the WWE is pretty much the only game in town these days. Ross' got bills to pay, after all.
** One theory is that J.R. enjoys GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity, having been fired numerous times only to be "invited" back once the WWE realized they had no one to replace him with. (The push for East Coast-bred Michael Cole could therefore be seen as a deliberate effort to distance themselves from J.R.'s iconic southern twang.) Ross has also frequently promised -- threatened? -- to write a tell-all biography about his time with the company, only to clam up once he's been re-hired.
* CommutingOnABus: Between his frequent releases and bouts with Bell's palsy.
* ConsummateProfessional: The fact that he kept a straight face while announcing the infamous Wrestling/{{WCW}} / Franchise/{{Robocop}} crossover attests to this.
* CoolOldGuy: He does not make nearly the effort Jerry Lawler does to keep up with the trends but he's got multiple younger generations of fans anyway.
* CovertPervert: While not as bad as Jerry Lawler, JR has made more than a couple statements about the attractiveness of the female wrestlers, mostly Wrestling/TrishStratus, but hey, it's [[EvenTheGirlsWantHer Trish Stratus]]. But here's one from Raw 11/19/2011 regarding someone else
-->Jim Ross: "Huh, Wrestling/{{Melina}} may have had a wardrobe malfunction, or maybe I was just hoping?
-->Jerry Lawler: "What, I missed it?"
* DeadpanSnarker: Whenever he's not yelling or getting worked up, he acts as this trope on occasion.
* DeepSouth: Actually, Oklahoma is not traditionally "deep south", unlike Memphis or Kentucky where his broadcast partners Jerry Lawler and Wrestling/JimCornette are from. Nonetheless, Jim Ross was the one who tended to get singled out for being "too southern".
* FaceHeelTurn: WWE tried this (and failed spectacularly) a couple times, including assaulting Michael Cole in early 1999 because he thought Cole was stealing his job. It backfired as the crowd pretty much agreed and cheered. Turns out beating on a CreatorsPet is not the best way to gain heel heat.
* {{Flanderization}}: Many fans might not realize that Ross started out as a far more reserved, cerebral announcer in the mode of his mentor Wrestling/GordonSolie, before playing up his Oklahoman roots upon joining the WWF, and becoming increasingly reliant on catchphrases and wild outbursts in lieu of thorough play-by-play.
* FreudianSlip
--> "That one eyed monster, Wrestling/{{Kane}}!"
--> "Wrestling/MarkHenry is handling the big [[Characters/WWENewGeneration Johnson]]!" (''Royal Rumble 1998'')
--> "Wrestling/{{Lita}}'s here! Jerking Wrestling/{{Edge}} off...[[VerbalBackspace the ladder]]!" (''WrestleMania 17'') [[note]]Which became HilariousInHindsight four years later...[[/note]]
--> "He's either crazy as hell of the toughest SOB I have ever seen... in this type of environment." (a FreudianSlip because Ross was honestly calling Mankind the toughest SOB period, but Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin is meant to be that.)
--> "Jericho looking right at you Triple H". (Mistaking Wrestling/ChrisBenoit for Wrestling/ChrisJericho during the former's entrance on an episode of Raw)
--> He accidentally said "WWF" on RAW 9/19/2011, which was censored. He apologized for it the next day on Twitter.
* GenreSavvy: Of wrestling, of course, and also of horror movies. Before the match between Wrestling/TheUndertaker and [[Characters/WWENewGeneration Papa Shango]] on the 1993 VHS ''Undertaker...His Gravest Matches,'' he mentioned Creator/StephenKing, Creator/BelaLugosi, Creator/BorisKarloff, Creator/VincentPrice, "[[Franchise/ANightmareOnElmStreet Freddy Krueger]] for a more current time" to set the tone for a match between a gravedigging zombie and a voodoo master.
* GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity: He's been fired from Monday Night Raw a lot. Eric Bischoff, Linda [=McMahon=] and John Laurinaitis being the most famous cases where he was dismissed only to return with much fanfare.
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: More in a smark sense but JR definitely has his share of filling his commentary with sly comments that would pass over the heads of more casual fans.
--> "Pat Patterson coming up behind as always."
* HappilyMarried: Whenever Jerry Lawler or Wrestling/PaulHeyman drool over whichever Diva is wrestling in the current match and mention it to JR, the latter calmly replies that he's a happily married man. Of course, his clever retort would be, "I may be on a diet, but I can still look at the menu!"
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Joining the walk out resulting in Triple H's replacement firing him from commentary.
* HotBlooded
** JR tends to yell a lot during big matches but he never quite got as worked up as much as he did during ''[=WrestleMania=] XXII'' when Wrestling/ShawnMichaels fought Vince [=McMahon=] in a NoHoldsBarredBeatdown. Playing off of when Vince forced JR to ''[[{{Squick}} kiss his ass]]'' and off of Vince's continual mind games with Shawn, Ross went absolutely ballistic during the match. Even the usually over the top Jerry Lawler was (kayfabe) surprised when Ross stated that Vince deserved getting beat down more than anyone alive: "More than ''anyone alive'', JR?!"
-->*when HBK grabs the large framed ''Muscle & Fitness'' cover at ringside and prepares to hit Vince with it* "That's right! Hit him over the head with it '''AND THEN SHOVE IT UP HIS ASS!!!!'''"
** He was the same way at ''No Way Out 2003'', when Steve Austin faced Eric Bischoff. Not only was Stone Cold coming back from a ten month absence, but Eric Bischoff had kicked a cinder block through Ross's head. Suffice to say, JR was as pumped for Bischoff's comeuppance as the red-hot Montreal crowd.
** Ross absolutely flipped out at the end of ''[=WrestleMania=] 17'', when Stone Cold did a FaceHeelTurn.
* ItWillNeverCatchOn
** When Wrestling/EricBischoff took over Wrestling/{{WCW}} and started executing his plans to make it the national juggernaut it became, decided that Ross was too fat and too southern to be on TV. When Ross was hired by WWE, Vince [=McMahon=] played up these traits by giving him the name J.R. and giving him his ten gallon hat, both of which he hated at first. Eventually he became beloved as "Good Ol' J.R.", the voice of professional wrestling.
** Jim Ross said as much of Wrestling/SamoaJoe when scouting for talent in UPW. The Samoa Joe who came to be regarded as one of the best wrestlers in the country, if not on the planet. The one who had a hand in training John Cena, oops.
* KnowWhenToFoldThem: He's accused many a baby face of having "more guts than brains" and has frequently called for matches to be stopped. To an extent, this is Jim Ross and WWE's relationship in real life. He might have to endure a lot of indignities but they do pay him well.
* LampshadeHanging: Ross famously lampshaded the abundance of weapons under the ring.
* [[PoliticallyIncorrectHero Licensed Sexist]]: Maybe it's just what he's told to say or maybe he didn't know how to turn it off, but, he has a history of making dismissive, sexist comments seemingly at will. When WWE had their developmental program FCW, he sat in on commentary on one episode. He hyped a Divas match that would be happening after a commercial break as the "Battle of the [=Jezebels=]."
* ManOnFire: He was set a blaze by unmasked Kane. "Kane Sucks" signs started appearing in the audience almost immediately afterwards.
* MundaneMadeAwesome: His commentary is well known for making matches exciting when they would otherwise be average without him.
* NiceHat: His signature black ten-gallon Stetson cowboy hat. Any time a heel wants to get some quick KickTheDog heat, they mess with the hat. Interestingly, he initially hated the hat at first, but eventually grew to like it so much that he never takes it off at work.
* TheNickNamer
** He had several nicknames for wrestlers. Some caught on, such as [[Wrestling/StoneColdSteveAustin The Texas Rattlesnake]], [[Wrestling/{{Kane}} The Big Red Machine]], [[Wrestling/CarlitoColon The South Paw From San Juan]] and [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker The Demon From Death Valley]]. Some did not, such as [[Wrestling/StevieRichards The Enigma]], [[Wrestling/TheUndertaker The Big California Redwood]] or [[Wrestling/SantinoMarella The Milan Miracle]].
** He also had names for several moves or CharacterTics wrestlers would fall back on, such as The Wrestling/{{Batista}} Bomb, [[Wrestling/{{Melina}} The Primal Scream]], [[Wrestling/CarlitoColon The Backstabber]] and [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels Warming Up The Band]].
* OverprotectiveDad: When Trish Stratus first appeared in the WWE, she recorded a series of promos where she polished tables in her underwear to tease [[Wrestling/TheDudleyBoys Buh Buh Ray Dudley]]. Jerry Lawler reacted in traditional DirtyOldMan fashion, but JR came across more as a scolding father with the way he admonished her for what she was doing.
* PerpetualFrowner: Due to Bell's Palsy.
* ProductPlacement: Comes with the territory. He and King are particularly remembered for zealously shilling skittles and Subway sandwiches. Also, there is JR's own barbeque sauce, though he does not promote it nearly as much as he his mocked for it.
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure: He was always more straight-laced than broadcast partner Jerry Lawler, who always held up the "heel" side of the commentator equation by (among other things) leering at all the Divas.
* RedOniBlueOni: The more subdued blue to Jerry Lawler, Jim Cornette and Paul Heyman. The louder, more passionate red to Mick Foley and Todd Grisham.
* RuleOfThree: "RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS! RIGHT HANDS!"
* SayMyName
** "STONE COLD! STONE COLD! STONE COLD!"
** And not much later, "TYSON! TYSON! TYSON!" You can tell his voice is almost gone by this point (if you didn't notice with the previous line)
* SensitiveGuyAndManlyMan: Him and Jerry Lawler fits this trope to a T.
* SoProudOfYou: [[http://www.jrsbarbq.com/blog/tuesday-blog-austin-goldberg-punk-bryan-ryder-lesnar-undertaker-kane-nash-lod-jrs-family-bbq Has this opinion of]] Wrestling/ZackRyder and [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]].
* [[StupidStatementDanceMix Stupid Statement Rap]]: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fgpa6hjlUbY "My Ass"]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gwKoh4QfXss "My Ass II/The Time Has Arrived"]].
* ThemeNaming: [[http://www.jrsbarbq.com/store All of the products in his store are named after]] Professional Wrestling tropes and terminology.
* VocalEvolution: Young Jim Ross was neither as forceful nor as deep in voice.
* WhatTheHellHero: Apparently told [[Wrestling/KiaStevens Kharma]] that she was too fat to be a Diva.
** JustifiedTrope: Kharma [[InsultBackfire used his statement as fuel to train harder, travel the world]], and ultimately become a sensation in Japan, Wrestling/{{SHIMMER}}, and Wrestling/{{TNA}}. A decade later, she and JR [[http://www.facebook.com/notes/kharma-wwe/who-shot-jr/114126805342876 became friends]] and he ''helped her get signed in WWE''.
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