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'''{{SILENCE|YouFool}}!'''

'''Aaron Steven Haddad''' (born April 3, 1982) is an American {{professional wrestl|ing}}er, best known for his tenure with Wrestling/{{WWE}} under the ring name '''Damien Sandow'''.

He made his WWE debut in 2006 wrestling under the ringname '''Idol Stevens'''. He was one half of a tag team with KC James and managed by Wrestling/MichelleMcCool. Stevens was released from WWE in 2007, and James lingered in perpetual {{jobber}}hood under the name James Curtis before following suit a year later. In 2010, Stevens was rehired and sent back to developmental, where he received a gimmick change and a new ringname (Damien Sandow). Originally portrayed as a militant character, as Col. Damien Sandow, he later received another gimmick change. He spent a good amount of his career as an InsufferableGenius-type character who proclaimed himself to be "The Intellectual Savior of the Unwashed Masses". Afterwards, he acted as a sort of DittoFighter to the rest of the WWE roster, mimicking the likes of Wrestling/BretHart, Wrestling/VinceMcMahon, and most notably Wrestling/TheMiz, as his "stunt double". In 2015, Sandow lost the breakup feud to Miz, was randomly thrown into a team with Wrestling/CurtisAxel, and then taken off television. After making sporadic appearances, Sandow was released in 2016.

Rather than being a disappointment, however, his WWE release made him one of the hottest free agents in the world, his popularity putting him in high demand. Returning to the Independents under the ring name '''Aaron Stevens''', he's signed on for matches with several indie promotions, including Global Force Wrestling, [[Wrestling/DefiantWrestling What Culture Pro Wrestling]] ([[SpellMyNameWithAnS where the first name is spelled "Aron"]] and was nicknamed "The Savior"), [[Wrestling/ImpactWrestling Total Nonstop Action Wrestling]] (under the ring name '''Aron Rex'''), and more recently the [[Wrestling/NationalWrestlingAlliance NWA]] (again, with his name spelled "Aron"). He retired from in-ring competition in 2022, but remains in the NWA as a producer.

Among his in-ring achievements, he was one half of the WWE Tag Team Champions with The Miz, a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ky/ovw/ovw-h.html OVW Heavyweight Champion]], a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ky/ovw/ovw-tv.html OVW Television Champion]], a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/ky/ovw/ovw-t.html OVW Southern Tag Team Champion]] w[=/=][[Wrestling/MikeBucci Nova]], a former 4x [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/pr/wwc/wwc-t.html WWC (Puerto Rico) World Tag Team Champion]] and a former [[http://www.wrestling-titles.com/us/fl/fcw/fcw-fl-t.html FCW Florida Tag Team Champion]] w[=/=][[Wrestling/PrimeTimePlayers Titus O'Neil]].
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!! "My name is Damien Sandow, and these tropes are here to help you."
* AffectionateParody: [[Wrestling/TheMiz Damien Mizdow]] and [[Wrestling/RandySavage Macho Mandow]].
* AddedAlliterativeAppeal:
** Referred to Wrestling/CodyRhodes as "The mustachioed magnificence of manhood (and my best friend)!"
* AintTooProudToBeg: Went the whole nine yards when Cody threatened to chuck the World Title MITB briefcase in the Gulf of Mexico, from admitting Cody led Rhodes Scholars and being Damien's intellectual superior to having better facial hair and being more handsome, pretty much backtracking on everything he said about being above Cody. Cody saw through this as well, mockingly telling Sandow [[IronicEcho "you've earned this"]] before tossing the case into the water.
* AffablyEvil: He just wants to "enlighten" the WWE fans (make them less stupid), but he goes about it in an arrogant manner.
* AlliterativeName: '''M'''acho '''M'''andow.
* ArchEnemy: During the Teacher's Pets run, [[Wrestling/LondonAndKendrick Paul London and Brian Kendrick]]. During the Sandow gimmick, Wrestling/ZackRyder early on (till Ryder was creatively destroyed anyway), Wrestling/TeamHellNo, Wrestling/{{Sheamus}}, and Wrestling/CodyRhodes.
* BadassBookworm: Your teacher, Matt Striker claims that Damien Sandow makes him look like a mental midget and only got one question wrong on his [=SAT=]s because it was spelled wrong. Sandow himself claims he has studied every WWE wrestler to know exactly how long they can go before becoming fatigued.
* BadassLongRobe
** His standard entrance attire is usually a brightly colored robe.
** In his in-ring skits on ''[=SmackDown!=]'', moved him to BadassInANiceSuit.
* BadSanta: For 2013's Christmas episode of Raw, he was literally referred to as "Bad Santa", publicly announced his plans to cancel Christmas, and appeared in a skit where he insulted small children before a match with Good Santa (i.e. Mark Henry), which he lost.
* BashBrothers: With Edward G. Xtasy in Chaotic Wrestling. [[Wrestling/MikeBucci Simon Dean]] in OVW and not just during wrestling show either. With Shawn Spears, Kong Tonga Jr, El Illegal Chicano and Abbad in WWC.
* BullyingADragon
** His choice to interrupt, of all things, the Wrestling/DGenerationX reunion on the 1000th episode of ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]''. And this wasn't just ''any'' DX reunion: this was a '''''DX Army''''' reunion - [[Wrestling/TripleH Trips]], [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels Shawn]], The New Age Outlaws, and X-Pac. And it gets better: Sandow actually [[LampshadeHanging acknowledges how stupid it is]] during the promo and admits ([[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness in so many words]]) that he's probably going to get his ass kicked. (Of course, he does.)
** Also with Wrestling/BrodusClay, who he repeatedly ambushed and assaulted. When they finally have a straight match, Brodus spends most of it [[CurbStompBattle beating the crap out of him]], only losing when Damien cheats and grabs his tights. And after that, Damien finds himself on the receiving end of Brodus' wrath.
* TheCastShowOff: Sandow did some parody singing on ''The JBL and Cole Show'' and even occasionally on ''Raw''. He's pretty good.
* CatchPhrase: Begins his promos with "Allow me to beg your indulgence. My Name is Damien Sandow, and I'm here to help all of you." Ends his promos - and occasionally his beatdowns - with "You're welcome." Also tends to use "I do this for the benefit and the welfare of you, the unwashed masses", and '''Silence'''!
* CombatPragmatist: His cash in for the World Heavyweight Championship actually went further than most Money in the Bank winners, not merely waiting for the champion to get injured or be beat down, but ''both'', and then further beating him down himself with the briefcase.
* CommutingOnABus: While on WCPW, he worked for TNA Impact, so he could only be a part of the show if TNA allows it. (TNA allows its roster to join indys while still under contract with them.)
* CompositeCharacter: His Aron Stevens character in The Wrestling/{{NWA}} combines his InsufferableGenius gimmick with his Mizdow period, first being a Z-movie level actor before going on to be a KnowNothingKnowItAll "Magolion Karate" disciple of The Question Mark.
* CrowdChant: "Damien's Better!" (while teaming with the Miz).
* CuttingTheKnot: Did this in a literal sense when presenting the challenge of the Gordian Knot. Wrestling/{{Sheamus}} was attempting to solve Sandow's Gordian Knot puzzle, when Sandow took the knot and cut it.
* DeclarativeFinger: "If I can have your attention for a moment..."
* DemotedToExtra: Sandow went from winning the Money in the Bank match for a World Heavyweight Championship opportunity to become the first to lose the cash-in title match,[[note]]Wrestling/JohnCena had been unable to win the WWE Championship in a previous cash-in match, but he won that one by disqualification.[[/note]] become a comedic impersonator, being randomly thrown into a team with Curtis Axel, and then taken off television before being released.
* DiabolusExMachina: His loss of the Jack Bricoe 15 Championship to Wrestling/SethRollins was overturned by a phone call to to FCW President Liaison Wrestling/NormanSmiley, turning it into a draw.
* DittoFighter: His "comedic impersonator" gimmick, besides having him mimick fictional characters like Magneto and Sherlock Holmes, had him mimick other wrestlers, such as Shawn Michaels, Bret Hart, and Vince [=McMahon=], sometimes wrestling as them.
* DoWellButNotPerfect: Damien put a quiz detailing the history of the WWE on the organization's website which mocked participants as sub ignoramuses if they did terribly and cheaters if they got them all right.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: Look at any picture of him from before the Sandow character.
* EnragedByIdiocy: Had a case of this during the September 21 episode of ''[=SmackDown=]'' when Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}}, Wrestling/{{Kane}}, and [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] were in the process of "hugging it out" to get rid of their frustrations. Sandow came out and was doing his usual schtick when Edge asked the audience if they'd rather see Sandow face Kane or Bryan. After Edge kept repeating "Bryan or Kane?" over and over, Sandow went from being calm like he usually is to screaming "STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!"
* {{Expy}}
** He gets a lot of comparisons to both Wrestling/TripleH in his original "Hunter Hearst Helmsley" gimmick and "The Genius" Lanny Poffo (brother of Wrestling/RandySavage). The cartwheel Sandow did early on the gimmick specifically was a staple of the Genius, and the Genius confirmed in an interview that he personally gave Sandow his blessing to use the gimmick.
** It's less common as the other two, but a few people have also drawn comparisons between him and Wrestling/MuhammadHassan, because he has a distinctive theme and a habit of interrupting other people's promos.
** Also comparable to Wrestling/{{Goldust}}, in that his early pre-debut vignettes also started with quotations. Though, instead of referencing movies, his started with him quoting [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QuKVQqv_NNM Marshall McLuhan]] and [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WfBX1yKmIuQ Benjamin Franklin]].
* TheFightingNarcissist: Sandow dismissed people as too stupid to wrestle against him and just flounced away. (Just type in "Team Rhodes Scholars" on [=YouTube=].)
* FinishingMove: Initially, cross-arm/straight jacket neckbreaker, which has been dubbed "Terminus" (Latin for "over" or "end"). Then (and very briefly), a sitout side slam he calls the Silencer. Currently, a full-nelson side slam called "You're Welcome."
* FleetingDemographicRule: His InsufferableGenius gimmick had previously been used by Wrestling/ShaneDouglas (Dean Douglas) and Lanny Poffo (The Genius). The gimmick of parodying other wrestlers on a regular basis had been done before by the Blue World Order ([[Wrestling/MikeBucci Hollywood Nova]], Wrestling/StevieRichards, and Wrestling/TheBlueMeanie) in Wrestling/{{ECW}}, and Wrestling/{{the Big Show}} and Charlie Haas in WWE.
* GeniusBruiser: Under all the posturing and SesquipedalianLoquaciousness is about 250 pounds of angry dude.
* {{Hypocrite}}
** Claims to be more refined than anyone else in the building, but his wrestling attacks are every bit as savage as Wrestling/RandyOrton's.
** Claimed to be intellectual and professional equals with Cody Rhodes, as well as promising that neither man would prevent the other from achieving greatness. Cue Money in the Bank, where Cody seems primed to take the briefcase and Sandow unceremoniously dumps him off the ladder to claim it for himself. Then the following weeks would see Sandow saying that he was smarter than Cody and that he [[BlatantLies "taught him everything he knows"]] in the ring.
* GratuitousLatin:
** Has a showboaty elbow drop he calls the ''Cubito Aequet'' (Elbow of Disdain). Careful examination of the Latin language will reveal that the second word is translated as ''distain,'' which means "to discolor" or "to sully," and thus makes no sense in this context, although it may be a hint that Sandow isn't actually as smart as he presents himself to be. The correct name is ''Cubito Fastidia.''
** His FinishingMove, a straightjacket neckbreaker, is called ''Terminus'' (pronounced "ter-mi-noose"), or "The End."
* InsistentTerminology: While in WCPW, he was rarely referred to as ''just'' Aaron Stevens; the fans pretty much only refer to him as Damien Sandow and the commentators and officials generally mention that he ''used'' to be called Damien Sandow before calling him by his current ring name, if they mention it at all.
* InsufferableGenius: The basis of his feud with Sheamus, where Damien Sandow would repeatedly outsmart him or cheat him and then flaunt in Sheamus's face till Sheamus kicked him.
* ItWillNeverCatchOn: Wrestling/{{TNA}} refused to even put Idol Steven in a dark match, so he went to WWC, reinvented himself and went back to WWE.
* ItsAllAboutMe: [[spoiler: Firmly established this part of his character after screwing Wrestling/CodyRhodes at the Money in the Bank ladder match.]]
* {{Joisey}}: He was part of a Jersey Shore before someone went and made a television show of the same name. Consider this was during his tenure in an Ohio/Kentucky promotion and figure out the rest.
* JobberEntrance
** After failing to cash in his briefcase against John Cena, Sandow would get one more match against him. Not only would Sandow not get an onscreen entrance, he would not even get an introduction. In hindsight, Sandow's fall down the card was obviously foreshadowed.
** On the last ''[=SmackDown=]'' of 2014, Sandow had a proper entrance and Wrestling/KofiKingston had a jobber entrance. Sandow still lost!
* KarmaHoudini: He gets away with quite a few dirty attacks on a few people.
* KarmaHoudiniWarranty: However, this expired, despite him winning by cheating, when Wrestling/BrodusClay knocked him out and danced with his kids and dancers in the arena.
* LightningBruiser: This guy is 6'4'' and he can do cartwheels around the ring.
* MeaningfulName: His TNA name, Aron Rex. ''Rex'' is Latin for "king". Furthermore, he already started spelling his first name with a single A in What Culture Pro Wrestling, and the most common use of Rex aside from dinosaur stories and representing "the Crown" in lawsuits is as a title following a name.
--> '''Aron Rex:''' I'm gonna keep it real with you guys. My name is Aron. And as of right now, as of this second, Aron Rex's new home is ''Impact Wrestling''!
* MinorInsultMeltdown: Sandow was supposed to wrestle Yoshi Tatsu, but deemed him an unworthy opponent. He beat him up anyway when Tatsu called him "chicken"..
* MythologyGag: Haddad's stage name is an apparent homage to Billy Sandow, a member of the "Gold Dust Trio" which was influential in establishing wrestling as a worked sport in the 1920s.
* MyFriendsAndZoidberg: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qKi24EsjEM Pulls one]] as Aron Rex during a house show match against [[Wrestling/MattHardy Broken Matt Hardy]]:
-->'''Rex:''' For once my word is spoken, you will no longer be broken. I am going to save your family: the fruit of your loins[[labelnote:*]]Matt's son King Maxel[[/labelnote]], the love of your life[[labelnote:*]]Matt's wife Reby Sky, aka Queen Rebecca[[/labelnote]]... And Senor Benjamin.
* ObviousStuntDouble: Plays this for laughs as [[http://cdn.bleacherreport.net/images_root/article/media_slots/photos/001/737/391/7d50f7d1e2ffc7044ff9b19df5826d65_original.jpg Damien Mizdow.]] He's supposed to be Miz's stunt double, despite being taller, paler, with longer, darker hair, and a full beard. Nobody is fooled.
* PerkyFemaleMinion: Aaron "The Idol" Stevens had quite a few, including Wrestling/{{Daffney|Unger}} and Wrestling/BethPhoenix. Shelly Martinez and Trudi [=DeNucci=] being a less known but still examples worthy of mentioning, as they debuted around the same tome he did. Stevens himself was Michelle [=McCool=]'s minion on Smackdown.
* PowerStable: The FCW All-Stars, with Wrestling/{{AJ|Lee}}, [[Wrestling/KarleePerez Maxine]], Wrestling/{{Aksana}} and Lucky Cannon.
* PunchClockVillain: As Mizdow, he's really only a heel because he hangs out with The Miz, which doesn't stop the crowd from loudly cheering for him at all.
* RealMenWearPink: His choice of gear, pink tights and purple kneepads. He wears purple briefs under his tights too. Not to mention the fact that he essentially walks down to the ring in a bathrobe.
* RedBaron: The (Self-Proclaimed) Intellectual Savior of the Unwashed Masses
* RhymesOnADime:
** The cartwheel he does is referred to as the "Rotation of Illumination."
** On his appearance on Up Up Down Down, he does this. Justified as he is rapping.
* RunningGag: Each and every week he comes out as a different person (real or otherwise). Until he settled on Damien Mizdow. See Affectionate Parody above.
* SchmuckBait: When [[Wrestling/DwayneJohnson The Rock]] had Sandow on the receiving end of the quiz game
-->'''Rock:''' Let The Rock ask you one final question and if you get it right, you'll get an amazing prize from The Rock here in Miami: What happens when you combine a geological aggregate of minerals with its lowest form?
-->'''Sandow:''' That would be, you would get 'rock bottom'!
-->'''Rock:''' Exactly. *Rock Bottoms Sandow*
* ScrewThisImOuttaHere: Pulls these when he's put in matches that are made on the fly, as he wants to study his opponents and exploit any weakness they may have.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Oh, my dear lord...
* SmugSnake
** So much so that if he ever pulls one competitive dick move on a friend, it hangs in the air like a neon sign saying "DO NOT WANT" all over said friendship. Just ask Wrestling/CodyRhodes.
** As Aaron Stevens one of his nicknames was "The Idol" and as Sandow he claimed to be an intellectual ''savior''.
* TheSnarkKnight: Feels no one is of his caliber (aside from Cody Rhodes at one time), and regularly makes comments belittling those beneath him, using sarcasm and facial expressions. His Outside The Ring videos show this clearly
* SpringtimeForHitler: His run as "Mizdow" was meant purely as a stupid comedy turn- which made things a bit awkward when he somehow ended up ''more over than the actual [[Wrestling/TheMiz Miz]]!''
* SunglassesAtNight: Miz started wearing them, which caused Damien Mizdow to start doing so as well.
* SuperDrowningSkills: When Cody Rhodes threw Sandow's Money in the Bank briefcase into the Gulf of Mexico, Sandow revealed that he can't swim, and then nearly drowned trying to retrieve the briefcase.
* TagTeam:
** (in [[http://www.chaoticwrestling.com Chaotic Wrestling]]): One Night Stand, w/Edward G. Xtasy
** (in the WWC [World Wrestling Council] in Puerto Rico): The American Family, w/Shawn Spears
** (in OVW): The Jersey Shore Crew, w[=/=][[Wrestling/MikeBucci Nova]], Danny Inferno[[note]]Danny Gimondo, aka Inferno or the Inferno Kid[[/note]] and Trudi [=DeNucci=].
** The Teacher's Pets, with KC James
** Team Rhodes Scholars
** Worked with Wrestling/TheMiz as his stunt double, Damien Mizdow.
** The Meta Powers, with [[Wrestling/CurtisAxel Curtis "AxelMania" Axel]].
* TooDumbToLive
** His choice to interrupt, of all things, the Wrestling/DGenerationX reunion on the 1000th episode of ''[[Wrestling/WWERaw Monday Night Raw]]''. And this wasn't just ''any'' DX reunion: this was a '''''DX Army''''' reunion - [[Wrestling/TripleH Trips]], [[Wrestling/ShawnMichaels Shawn]], The New Age Outlaws, and X-Pac. And it gets better: Sandow actually [[LampshadeHanging acknowledges how stupid it is]] during the promo and admits ([[SesquipedalianLoquaciousness in so many words]]) that he's probably going to get his ass kicked. (Of course, he does.)
** Also with Wrestling/BrodusClay, who he repeatedly ambushed and assaulted. When they finally have a straight match, Brodus spends most of it [[CurbStompBattle beating the crap out of him]], only losing when Damien cheats and grabs his tights. And after that, Damien finds himself on the receiving end of Brodus' wrath.
* ViewersAreMorons: The original "WWE in Roughly Five Minutes" videos on Website/YouTube (since removed, though they can be found elsewhere on the Internet) began a segment called ''Understanding Sandow: A Simple Guide for the Feeble-Minded''.
-->'''Sandow''': Deplorable, contemptible, and abhorrent.
--->'''Translation''': Bad, bad, and bad.
-->'''Sandow''': This is ''not'' what our Founding Fathers had in mind as they were fighting for our independence.
--->'''Translation''': This isn't what John and Ben and those other dudes wanted you to do with your free time.
-->'''Sandow''': And the Intellectual Savior of the Masses and Your Martyr, I am obligated to rid the WWE of all foolishness.
--->'''Translation''': I'm pretty smart and a bro, and I don't like silly stuff.
-->'''Sandow''': Any man who engages in a ridiculous activity such as dancing...
--->'''Translation''': Men dancing is silly and the Dougie is stupid...
-->'''Sandow''': ...serves only to contribute to the delinquency of our society.
--->'''Translation''': ...except when Kate Upton does it. Anyone who isn't her should stop.
-->'''Sandow''': YOU'RE WELCOME!
--->'''Translation''': kthxbai
* VerbThis: During his beatdown of John Cena, he could be heard shouting "rise above ''this''!"
* VillainousFriendship: Type 1. He and Cody Rhodes legitimately enjoyed one another's company and considered the other their best friend. Until…well…see SmugSnake for a clue as to what happened.
* VillainTeamUp: With Wrestling/CodyRhodes, calling themselves Team Rhodes Scholars, who Damien says is the only guy on the roster that he can have an intelligent conversation with (which is hilarious when you consider who Cody's [[Wrestling/DustyRhodes father]] and [[Wrestling/{{Goldust}} brother]] are.) After a couple months as a tag team, they went their separate ways, but vowed to to remain best friends... or at least that was the plan. The two continued to support one each other regardless and reunited only a month afterwards.
* VillainousBreakdown:
** Had a minor one during the September 21 episode of ''[=SmackDown=]'' when Wrestling/{{Edge|Wrestler}}, Wrestling/{{Kane}}, and [[Wrestling/BryanDanielson Daniel Bryan]] were in the process of "hugging it out" to get rid of their frustrations. Sandow came out and was doing his usual schtick when Edge asked the audience if they'd rather see Sandow face Kane or Bryan. After Edge kept repeating "Bryan or Kane?" over and over, Sandow went from being calm like he usually is to screaming "STOP IT! STOP IT! STOP IT!"
** Had another one when Cody Rhodes deliberately threw his Money in the Bank briefcase during the July 26, 2013 episode of [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6GBZcxqby-k SmackDown.]]
* VillainousBSOD: When he [[spoiler: cashed in his Money in the Bank contract on Wrestling/JohnCena and failed (despite him destroying Cena's injured arm beforehand and coming so close to succeeding), the look on his face in the corner while Cena celebrated]] just screamed this trope. There was no doubt that he was a broken man when this happened.
* WhamLine:
--> '''[[Wrestling/DefiantWrestling Adam Pacitti:]]''' ''We got him.''
* WhosOnFirst: In [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kwgFCcYPk3A this clip]], he does a bit with a guy dressed as ''Series/DoctorWho.''
* WickedCultured: His introductory promos are basically spiels about art and how the 'common man' doesn't understand it. When giving promos, he even holds his mic like a brandy snifter.
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-->'''YOU'RE WELCOME!'''