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* ''Webcomic/GirlGenius'': "Oh, and I saw the Baron a bit when I was on Castle Wulfenbach. But I had to run away when everybody found out I was a Heterodyne."
** "I believe the ignorant call them slaver wasps."
** "Yes...But I '''vas''' starting to like her."
** Or probably the earliest,
--> '''Klaus''': "What - [[KingIncognito Judy]]!"
** "I am sorry, mistress...I...I cannot." Spoken by Castle Heterodyne, letting the heroine just how screwed the situation is.
** And the most recent: "SCREEE! GROWR! SSSSSS! SSSSSS!" the reaction of a revenant detecting creature to exposure to Gilgamesh Wulfenbach.
*** And following that: "She didn't have to. You were infected before you even met her."
** [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130617 "Two and a half years."]]
** "Martellus... [[http://www.girlgeniusonline.com/comic.php?date=20130705 There is no empire.]]" We knew there was some upheaval during the two-and-a-half-year timeskip, such as the fall of Mechanicsburg, but nothing could have prepared us for the complete destruction of the Wulfenbachs' empire. Ladies and gentlemen, things have just gotten real.
** "The girl is still dangerous, and my son is still too much of a fool to see it." The wham part? It came from the mouth of '''Gilgamesh Wulfenbach'''.
* ''Webcomic/MegaTokyo'': "If I sleep with you, will you go away?"
* ''Webcomic/KidRadd'': "No no no, Crystal has left the building... YOU'RE TALKING TO THE SEER."
** Sheena gets a few.
-->'''Sheena''': (to Radd) "Besides, if you'd died, how could I arrest you?"
-->'''Sheena''': "The Mods have already won. [[YouAreTooLate By now]], Reset has fallen."
* ''Webcomic/CityOfReality'': "Take me back. Now."
* ''Webcomic/TheSpaceBetween'': "Come inside. People might think you're an actual hobo."
* ''Webcomic/SluggyFreelance'':
-->'''Riff''': "Torg, it was me."
** "It was about that time Aylee announced she was dying."
** When Torg finds out someone can play with fire with appropriate background colors. Note: in the forum if you curse the computer turns the curse word into the word "poop"
--> Holy Poop!
** "But you can be at peace, for we are your people, Aylee. You are finally home."
** And then in [=4U=] City Red:
-->'''Riff''': How long have I been here?\\
'''Rammer''': About seven years.
** In a secret base:
---> You were right about me the whole time.
* Webcomic/GunnerkriggCourt:
-->'''Muut''': The day Surma died...none of us came to take her.
-->'''Annie''': I had to do it myself.
**
--->'''Reynardine''': '''You''' are the reason Surma died!
**
--->'''Coyote''': Don't tell me no one has told the girl she isn't exactly human!
**
--->'''Antimony''': ... Father?
** [[http://www.gunnerkrigg.com/?p=1049 One day, Zimmy.]]
**
--->'''Coyote''': The reason I love humans so! The reason Ysengrin '''seethes''' with anger! My secret... is this... [[PunctuatedForEmphasis I. DO NOT. EXIST!]] [[note]]The chapter had, up until that point, seemed a light-hearted interlude with Coyote, before taking a sudden turn into a discussion of key setting metaphysics and speculation of the motivations of major characters and forces (ultimately escalating into Ysengrim inexplicably attacking Annie).[[/note]]
**
--->'''Jones''': And to answer your previous question... I do not know what I am.
**
--->'''Headmaster Llanwellyn''': Andrew Smith, the Court has decided that you shall be the next medium.
**
--->'''Coyote''': Up until now, grumpy old Ysengrin has been our measly medium. But in light of recent events, I have just now decided to retire him from his role! Fire head girl! I want you to be my new medium to the court! An honorary citizen of the forest!
** "I am the seed bismuth."[[note]]Subverted: He's not. Coyote proves that HARD.[[/note]]
** Mort: "I know you can do it Annie! And to help you practice... I want you to take me into the ether."
* ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick'' has quite a few:
** From #498: [[note]]Roy had been expecting someone to resurrect him immediately after the battle of Azure City.[[/note]]
-->'''Horace''': How long do you think you've been here? In the afterlife?\\
'''Roy''': I dunno, 12 hours? Maybe 14? Why?\\
'''Horace''': Roy... you've been dead for three and a half months.
** Black Dragon: [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0628.html "...Now I will kill your children."]] [[note]]This is the black dragon mother's plan for revenge, after V disintegrated her only son. This is particularly shocking to the audience because V was known to be married, but hadn't even hinted at having children.[[/note]]
** Strip #758 is somewhat unique in that several people deliver the Wham. [[note]]This reveals that one of the prisoners is Haley's father, and that Elan's father Tarquin was behind his imprisonment.[[/note]]
-->'''Tarquin''': We've gone through dozens of different names by now...The Dutchy of Terror, the Barren Baronies...
-->'''First Prisoner''': The Quietus Federation...
-->'''Second Prisoner''': The Unprincipled Principalities...
-->'''Tarquin''': [[http://www.giantitp.com/comics/oots0131.html ...Tyranaria...]]
-->'''First prisoner''': Speaking of names, we haven't properly introduced ourselves. I'm Geoff, and this is my brother-in-law, [[LongLostRelative Ian]].
-->'''Second Prisoner''': They used to call me "Red", but three years of malnutrition will do a number on your hair color.
** #870: "Perhaps I SHOULD make more children." [[note]]Malack reveals that he's really a vampire.[[/note]]
** #876: "What sort of man would help someone he just met develop a means to shield a group of people from himself? At least, without sneaking in a back door, just in case?" [[note]]Malack (again) reveals that he built a back door into the Mass Death Ward spell he helped Durkon develop, allowing him to bypass it at will.[[/note]]
** #895: "I'm going to destroy it." [[note]]Roy plans the destroy the Gate, instead of risking Xykon taking it.[[/note]]
** #896: "Now." [[note]]One of the Three Fiends calls in their possession of V's soul.[[/note]]
** #930: "General Tarquin! WeMeetAgain!" [[note]]Julio Scoundrél showing up in the nick of time, and in the process revealing he's met Tarquin before[[/note]]
** #936: "I'm not a twin anymore. And you're not the '''real''' villain. [[IronicEcho Don't worry. You'll live.]]" [[note]]''Elan'', of all people, as he refuses to help Tarquin and watches him fall off the ship.[[/note]]
** #946 "It all goes smoothly. I have convinced the dwarf's allies to accept me as the dwarf himself- -despite having slipped up on his ridiculous accent a few times." [[note]]The revelation that Vampire Durkon is not Durkon at all, but the High Priest of Hel.[[/note]]
** ''Start Of Darkness'' has quite a few of these. For example: "Huh. First you blast your brother, then you lie to me about it, now this. Did they have a big sale down at the Testicle Store or something?" [[note]]Xykon, who was always assumed to be powerful but stupid, reveals that he knew all along about Redcloak's brother Right-Eye plotting against him, and resolved it by manipulating Redcloak into killing his own brother for Xykon's sake.[[/note]]
* ''Webcomic/OutThere'' gives us [[http://outthere.keenspot.com/d/20090124.html this]] (little spoileriffic). After Miriam and Clayton have been bantering, and the former has made it perfectly clear that that's not going to happen, and the latter has been accepting of that: "Anyway, don't you think any of '''these''' losers wouldn't '''flock''' to see you [work as a stripper]? Hell, I'm sure '''I''' would." The kiss afterward serves the same general purpose.
* A lengthy time-travel arc in ''Webcomic/{{Narbonic}}'' is turned on its head with a single innocuous line. Everything Dave tries fails in some way, and he comes to the conclusion that YouCantFightFate. Then he says that he needs a cigarette, and is asked "Since when do you smoke?" The sudden realization that he no longer feels a craving for a cigarette--that, in fact, he feels like he's never smoked before--gives him the confidence to try to prevent [[BadFuture what he knows is coming]].
** And in its final month, courtesy of a young time-traveller: "And I think, in the end, you and Mom can find some kind of happiness." The character being spoken to didn't even realize the bomb that had just been dropped until a few seconds later -- you can almost ''hear'' the RecordNeedleScratch.
* [[http://mortifer.smackjeeves.com Mortifer]]: "That's... Well, that's impossible...There was only one demon with that name, and he died off hundreds of years ago."
** "The new leader of the black market, Vlademyre Hynner."
** "We have a demon of our own."
** "That's when I started to realize something. This entire business had to be crushed, and all its people have to pay for what they've done."
** "Yes, he worked at Sintec, but your research lacked greatly. Sintec doubles as a mercenary company, the idea of the "exterminator" company was simply a cover for the real thing. Joey had taken over the presidency after the unfortunate accident of the former president."
* ''Haru-Sari'': "Come on, Cygnet, this isn't even your room!"
* ''WebComic/MenageA3'': (NSFW)
-->'''Yuki:''' [[http://www.menagea3.net/d/20100513.html Promise we'll be like this forever...]] Garii.
* ''Webcomic/PennyAndAggie''
** Early on,
--> '''Sara''': "[[SlapSlapKiss Will you just! Kiss her! Already?]]"
** Which much later led to...
--> '''Penny''': "You wanna... pretend a little more for a minute?"
* ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'': "Marten, do you like me?" As Faye herself put it, "like interrupting an intricate waltz with a sledgehammer to the knee."
** Also, much later, "...Well. I guess that's it, then," turning a pretty standard Dora/Marten arc into a WhamEpisode.
* ''Webcomic/ElGoonishShive'': "It was real. The monster was a golem created by one who must be found. The girl is a good Samaritan [[UnusuallyUninterestingSight who can fly]]. [[BrokenMasquerade What was seen is what was]]."
** Before that, near the end of Sister II:
-->'''Pandora Chaos Raven''': Very well. You want to make a difference? You want a world you can freely participate in? ''I will give it to you.''
** One from magic algea-eater whale-thing:
--> ''For one, those [[TransformationTrinket watches]] of yours wouldn't work anywhere else in the world.''
** In the appropriately titled "End of an Era":
-->'''Sarah:''' I think I want to be "just friends" with Elliot.
** A seemingly background character makes herself relevant, along with a long forgotten detail:
-->'''Charlotte''': I also figured you two (Ellen and Nanase) were a good choice because I graduated from Moperville South last year and I have a doll with Nanase's face on it.
** Diane has a few of these in Family Tree.
--> If you must know, I was born ten minutes before midnight. (This is relevant because Susan, whose resemblance to Diane has been pointed out, was born ten minutes after midnight, on New Year's Day. Average birth time between twins is seventeen minutes. And Diane is adopted.)
--> Did... Did they look like that before?
--> Can you fix this with your magic, Nanase?
** At the End of Family Tree:
--> '''Jerry''': So yeah! I saved Susan's long-lost sister and the busty chick who's also part of the debt!
** A TearJerker on the second-to-last page of Identity:
-->'''[[spoiler: Diane:]]'''...This is from my sister.
* ''Webcomic/GeneralProtectionFault''
-->'''Nicole''': "Admittedly, calling someone an attempted murderer is harsh, but tell me, Mr. Terrell, what ''were'' you doing before you were hired by GPF Software?"
** Later on, not so much because of the secret discussed but because Nick is aware of it.
-->'''Nick''': "So now that that’s done and over with, can we talk about our time traveling son from the alternate future?"
** When Fooker goes to his ex-girlfriend Sharon to apologize.
-->'''Sharon''': Dex and I will be staying at his folks' place for a while.\\
'''Dexter''': Yeah, they can still hardly believe it...I’ve finally got a ''girlfriend''.
** While Trudy and Yoshi are discussing Ki, and Trudy is hesitant to go see her.
-->'''Yoshi''': Just as well, I guess. She’s too wrapped up in her loser boyfriend. He’ll be back any minute now...
* ''Webcomic/LookingForGroup'': [[http://lfgcomic.com/page/422 "He's not dead."]]
** And, on a related note, [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/474 "Ow?"]]
** [[http://www.lfgcomic.com/page/533 I'm slowly turning human]].
* ''Webcomic/DanAndMabsFurryAdventures'':
--> '''Aaryana''': "Destania must be so proud to have such a wonderful and kind [[ChangelingFantasy incubus]] like you for a son!"
** When Abel reads Jyrras's mind, some time later:
--> '''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_564.php Abel]]''': "Lesse... Dan...D an...friends since childhood...[[UnwantedRescue came to rescue him...]] have had a slight crush on him since..."
** Or on a much more ominous note.
-->'''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1193.php M.A.C.E.]]''' (looking up Abel): "Father: Aniz Siar (Cubi) / Born: Unknown / Status: Deceased (1964 Dekith) / [Killed by Quintinga Ti'fona]."
** Even more ominous:
-->'''[[http://www.missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1035.php Mab]]''': "It is hard enough knowing two of my friends will die."
** And also.
-->'''[[http://missmab.com/Comics/Vol_1326.php Nitemyste]]''': "We weren't trying to attack folks! We're trying to track down and kill the Cubi that murdered Merlitz Meshaiko."
* ''Webcomic/{{Starfighter}}'': "Gentlemen, this is a time sensitive matter. Therefore I shall be brief. We are losing this war."
* ''Webcomic/{{Girly}}'': [[http://girlyyy.com/go/697 Courtesy of Otra.]]
-->'''Otra:''' It was all a lie
* ''Webcomic/SomethingPositive'': "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp02132004.shtml ...But I'm not drunk now, Jason.]]"
** "[[http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp01272006.shtml .... oh. Oh.]]"
* ''Webcomic/KevinAndKell''
-->'''Kevin''': (to the rabbit that saved Kell when she went to look for his parents) Thanks, Dad.
** This exchange
-->'''Dorothy''': Is that another request for an arranged marriage with Coney?
-->'''Kevin''': Yes, Mom...an archaic, backward tradition!
-->'''Dorothy''': I know, it's too bad the one I set up for you in infancy didn't work out.
** After the intruder identifies himself as a political operative for Kevin's Rabbit Council opponent.
-->'''Kevin''': But I’m not up for re-election for years!
-->'''Intruder''': Check that. You’re facing a recall.
** When Rudy [[TemptingFate asks who would be unlucky enough to have to give Vin Vulpen a tail transplant]], Lindesfarne holds a ruler at his tail and says "Four inches should do it."
** "Kell...you...you ''won''. '''You're''' the new CEO of Herd Thinners!"
** After it's revealed that the evidence connecting Kevin's father and Angelique to killing Sid was done to them by the other in the hopes of FramingTheGuiltyParty, this exchange happens.
-->'''Papa Kindle''': But if neither of us is the killer, then who is?
-->'''Danielle''': I'd say there's a 100% chance it's me, Daddy
** One of the earliest Wham Lines that is now approaching ItWasHisSled territory:
-->'''Nigel:''' When do you think they'll catch on that we birds run the world?
* ''Webcomic/DominicDeegan'' [[http://www.dominic-deegan.com/view.php?date=2011-04-15 had one]]: "David Johann, the King of Callan"
* WebComic/{{Shortpacked}}!
** A guessing game ends.
-->'''Ethan:''' Well lookie there, [[ClosetKey we have a winner.]]
** The beginning of a disturbing relationship.
-->'''[[OutOfCharacterMoment nice!]]Mike:''' So you plan to keep me inebriated to make me the perfect boyfriend? I hate to say. It's been done. And it didn't end well.
-->'''Amber:''' No, I want you [[AllGirlsWantBadBoys to date me]] [[{{Jerkass}} sober.]]
** World peace at the ultimate price.
-->'''Roz:''' [[NoodleIncident Not since--]] no, look, hey, LEAVE, okay before--
-->'''Robin:''' Before what? Before I get the stink of worldwide hero all over the place?
-->'''Roz:''' No, before...
-->'''[[WomanScorned Leslie]]:''' Before '''I''' find you.
** At the end of a fairly typical filler week, we see Mike and Amber at Comic-Con:
-->'''Amber:''' Since when are ''you'' helpful?
-->'''Mike:''' Since being "helpful" means sending people to go wait in four-hour lines for stuff that's likely to sell out just as they reach the booth.
-->'''Amber:''' Wow. I'm marrying the devil.
-->'''Mike:''' Hasbro's making this way too easy for me.
-->(the comic appears to be over, then suddenly, one extra panel at the very bottom...)
-->'''Mike:''' Wait, what?
** After the proposal...
-->'''Leslie:''' Bull. Are you telling me your vomitfest was just for show?
-->'''Amber:''' S'no big deal. [[SurprisePregnancy Just been feeling extra nauseous this week.]]
-->'''Leslie:''' Um.
-->'''Amber:''' What?
** The end of the speech where the (alternate-universe) Head Alien explains the universe Leslie sent herself to and why the portal she came through closed after her:
--> "Imagine a universe in which nothing important ''ever'' changes. The easiest solutions fix every problem. StatusQuoIsGod. The world is just a laugh factory. Every conversation ends on a joke. A living nightmare, yes? And one which, due to the rules of the game, [[ClosedCircle prevents anyone from leaving.]] That would be resolution. Escape. You're stuck here, same as me. You. Me. [[DiabolusExMachina And and intact Drama Tag.]]"
** Where an alternate universe Pamela is revealed to have more to her.
--> "As I suspected. You're here for my tag. Well, you can't have it. [[MamaBear Nothing's separating me from my daughter.]]"
** The realization that a brash customer may be more than meets the eye:
--> Human!UC: "I ''am'' Ultra Car!"
** Followed by:
--> Ethan: ...I'm turning in my two week's notice.
* ''Webcomic/TimesLikeThis'':
** It wasn't revealed - to the reader OR in-universe - that Maggie was actually a time-transplant from 14th-century {{Oireland}} [[http://www.timeslikethis.com/index.php?id=223 until a discussion was taking place]] on how to mend her relationship with Rodney that Cassie accidentally (and indirectly) scuttled.
-->'''Cassie:''' Fortunately we didn't end up in a relationship, but Rodney and Maggie aren't together anymore. They never even fell in love in the first place!\\
'''Bethany:''' And about Maggie... Do we tell her about this?\\
'''Cassie:''' The more I think about it, the more I believe that's a bad idea. If we tell her that she and Rodney were meant to be together... even if they were supposed to be together... she'd think we were setting her up, effectively making Rodney very unappealing to her. And that would ''really'' fuck things up.\\
'''Bethany:''' [[WhamLine But we got HER from another time.]] All the "alternate timeline" stuff might make sense to her!\\
'''Cassie:''' I say we just try to fix this back in '91 and hope everything plays out the original way.\\
'''Matt:''' Uhhh, wait... What was that about Maggie being from ''another time???''
** Cassie's father [[http://www.timeslikethis.com/index.php?id=495 broke up a fight between her and her mother]] over Cassie's sexual behavior with "...all that rage and stress isn't doing your mother any good, what with her cancer and all!" Before that, nobody but the dad knew of his wife's ailment, and they ''had'' agreed to wait until after Cassie's birthday to break the bad news. Oopsie.
** Cassie and Chad were discussing their awkward social lives while teenagers. Then Chad asked when Cassie finally lost her virginity. Her response: [[http://www.timeslikethis.com/index.php?id=297 "Thirteen."]] (A BreakTheCutie flashback then ensued.)
* ''Webcomic/SurvivorFanCharacters'':
** Season 3:
--> '''Hope''': Did she cry?
--> '''Baxter''': Huh? Who?
--> '''Hope''': Bessie Bell. When you stabbed her in the back.
** Season 7:
--> '''Chrii:''' "Guys, Manya did lie. Wrecker didn't have the idol."
*** Followed quickly by:
--> '''Jeff Probst''': "Chrii is playing the Hidden Immunity Idol. All votes for Chrii do not count. I'll read the votes."
** Season 9:
--> '''Cherman:''' "You see, there is one other tool I have. It's a mini voice recorder that Brenton and Madison accidentally made removable from my body. And I gave it to Barbie."
*** Also worthy of mention:
--> '''Bonnie''' "Oh My God...fucking over that c*** over like that. Fucking incredible."
* ''Webcomic/{{Fans}}'': "[[http://www.faans.com/books1-6/index.php?p=1300 There is more than one being in the universe who desires souls.]] I am not Satan. [[foldercontrol]]

[[folder: I am that I am ]]
."
** [[http://www.faans.com/the-fine-line-18-of-18/ "Television?"]]
* ''Webcomic/ElectricWonderland'' ended its sixth story by having NJ try to call police to arrest Aerynn Arlia. The cop he talked to, Natasha Wing, refused to believe NJ's report, because she never encountered Aerynn in all her years of crimefighting. It sounds like a foolish reason not to take any action, until...
-->'''Natasha:''' I've also studied the physics code for [[{{Cyberspace}} the Internet]] and over half the powers you told me are impossible. IM. POSSIBLE.
** Later, Trawn and NJ discover that the government's magic-seeking equipment never detects Aerynn's brand of magic. NJ then asked if this meant they can't find anyone who practices the powers as Aerynn, so she answered, "No one has my powers, [[EmbarrassingFirstName Nate]]!" He subsequently demanded to know exactly ''how'' powerful she is. She admitted, "I don't know...[[WillfullyWeak Because there are a lot of things I'm afraid to try!]]" This sounds especially surprising after she spent nearly all of the previous comics performing actions possible only through RuleOfFunny.
* ''Webcomic/{{Dissonance}}:'' The setting is an entirely ordinary (but fictional) university. The main characters have discovered an unusual, undocumented kind of animal, they've named "Pandora". They've discovered she has a number of unusual traits; she can stand on two legs, her mane glows in the dark, and she cares for injured rodents, despite resembling a cat. A reporter hears about it;
-->'''Ceyla:''' So, Sarah. Your pre-print on the scientific journals stated your discovery of Pandora could reshape the current view of the history of evolution, do you really think she is that important of a discovery?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
''{{Beat}}''\\
'''Ceyla:''' There is an online movement claiming your videos and your discovery are a hoax, do you believe the scientific community can look past these allegations?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
'''Ceyla:''' Many fans of Pandora are concerned for her safety in this school, can you reassure our viewers that no harm will come to her in the name of science?\\
'''Sarah:''' Yes.\\
'''Ceyla:''' That was "good", but maybe you could elaborate a little more? I feel like I could get a livelier interview out of Pandora. *to Pandora* What do you think, cutie? Would you like your own interview?\\
'''Pandora:''' Yes.
* ''Webcomic/PrincessPi'' once featured two in the same conversation, which kick off the long-awaited explanation of how Pi became the LastOfHerKind:
-->'''[[AlphaBitch Sam]]:''' What do you even have to cry about? You're rich! I only get a $75000 allowance! You don't even take advantage of it! You wear the same earrings ALL THE TIME! That's so LAME!\\
'''Princess Pi:''' They're stuck to my face.\\
'''Sam:''' What? Huh?\\
'''Princess Pi:''' The day I found out I was indestructible was the day I got my ears pierced. It took them three hours to manage to make a hole big enough, and once these were in, I couldn't remove them. That was when I was five. It was my mother, Queen Isosceles, who took me there.\\
''(She points at a nearby statue)''\\
'''Princess Pi:''' That statue over there? That's her...But now she's dead! My mother was killed in the war!
** In a later comic, Princess Pi tries to order a Shamrock Shake from a drive-thru without a car, proclaiming that as princess of the land and the last Egyptian on Earth, the workers at the restaurant should overlook her forgetting to bring a vehicle. After she still gets denied the shake, this conversation occurs:
--->'''Bottle Blonde:''' Besides, what you said wasn't entirely true!\\
'''Princess Pi:''' You KNOW I'm not lying! You've been to my pyramid!\\
'''Bottle Blonde:''' I meant about the last Egyptian thing! You HAVE a living relative!
* ''Webcomic/TooMuchInformation'':
-->'''Maddy:''' "[[{{Polyamory}} I don't mind]]."
* ''Webcomic/AnsemRetort'':
-->'''Zexion:''' [[LargeHam Everything you love will have my dick in it!]]\\
'''Namine:''' I love myself.
* ''Webcomic/RiceBoy'': Not so much [[ArcWords the line itself]], as who's saying it and who they're saying it to:
-->'''Rice Boy:''' You have traveled long and far - you have reached the iron tower - you have changed form... thrice.
* ''Webcomic/{{Starslip}}'' gives us the line that arguably started the MythArc:
-->'''Albatroxi Leader''': Mr. Vanderbeam, I don't understand... our people ''had'' no truce. We've been at war ''for two years''.
** And shortly afterwards:
-->'''King Jovox''': My Jovia died on an attempt on her life, intended to stop our research. It was a shuttle explosion, after an art gala aboard the ''Fuseli''.
* ''Webcomic/NotAVillain'':
--> '''Bandit:''' I could never like somebody who killed her own mother.
--> '''Danni:''' I'm useless in Reality. A "costly liability", as they put it. They want to replace me with several imported Outsiders. My parents have practically killed themselves to keep that decision at bay. I've been trying to make money, make friends, make anything that'll show I have worth. But it's been pointless. The Game was my last option. They'd have given me more time for that. Ha. I just have the end of Reality's day now. And I'm going to spend it dancing.
* ''{{Webcomic/Namesake}}''
--> '''Anlise:''' You stupid child. You're the one who needs memories repaired. [[TheWizardOfOz Ozma]] is gone! Our princess is dead, and it's all your fault!
--> '''Fred:''' You can change things! You are a [[RealityWarper writer]], Elaine!
--> '''Warrick:''' Selva. I know you can hear me.
--> '''Renge:''' That is most definitely NOT a Dorothy.
* ''Webcomic/CucumberQuest''
--> '''Chardonnay:''' We just need to make sure every hero is clear on this stuff, y'know?
* ''Webcomic/{{Housepets}}'' gets its occasions.
--> '''Grape:''' After all, when I hang out with the guys I don't have to hide my femininity.
--> '''Joel:''' I was kidnapped by my own pets once.
--> '''Grape:''' Isn't it because you have a crush on me?
--> '''Tarot''' (to King): Sorry, I don't date humans.
--> '''King:''' Bailey, will you marry me?
--> '''Fido:''' I AM IN LOVE WITH SABRINA D'ANGELO! (Not exactly one for the readers, but mostly in-universe for the cast of the comic.)
--> '''Bailey:''' TAKE ME INSTEAD!
*** '''Joel:''' I don't believe you, but I don't think there's much else I can do to prepare you, so...
**** '''Fox:''' ...King?
--> [[spoiler:'''Cerberus: THEN COME. HEAVEN AWAITS.''']]
* ''{{Webcomic/Prequel}}''
--> '''Gaius''': Who told you about my nightmares?
* ''Webcomic/{{xkcd}}'' -- From the ''[[Webcomic/XkcdTime Time]]'' animation:
--> '''Beanie People Leader:''' The sea will fill not in years but in DAYS.
* ''Webcomic/SkinHorse''
--> "Whatever you do, don't trust Project Skin Horse."
--> "Arthur. Arthur [[{{Webcomic/Narbonic}} Narbon]]."
* ''Webcomic/KiwiBlitz''
--> '''Celeste:''' ...I never did like you much. She's talking to Cho, who has just accused her of being a spy for ALTER.
* ''{{Webcomic/Sire}}''
--> '''Paul''': Anna, help me! (This is the first indication that anyone other than Susan or Anna could see the spirit form of the sister who is not controlling the body. It comes as enough of a shock to Susan to cause her to kill Paul for keeping the secret in the first place.)
* ''{{Webcomic/ErrantStory}}'': Ian's descent into TheMadnessPlace gets a helpful [[http://www.errantstory.com/2006-12-13/598 kickstart]] from Riley.
--> '''Riley''': Ian... Ian, something bad happened a little while after you left and... gah... I don't know how to tell you this... I mean, honestly, we had kinda hoped you weren't coming back... and all that stuff about finding a way to heal Evelyn was just an excuse to run away from everything back home... it would have been easier...
--> '''Ian''': Riley, calm down... what are you talking about?
--> '''Riley''': Well, see, your mom--
--> '''Ian''': I could give a fuck about that crazy bitch, what happened to Lyn?!
--> '''Riley''': No, that's what I'm trying to tell you, she... she's... ...
--> (screams from Riley, Leah and Meji as Ian launches himself like a ballistic missile)
* In ''Webcomic/BobAndGeorge'', "[[http://www.bobandgeorge.com/archives/070721 Everything You Know is Wrong]]"
--> '''Bob''': Oh, I bet you think you're so damn clever, don't you, George.
* ''Webcomic/MonsterPulse''
--> '''Dr. Lulenski''': I DON'T WANT TO SEE! (Right before she delivers a MercyKill to her ghost-infected coworker)
** Able freaked out during that scene, and chapter 8 reveals why...
--> '''Able''': (After killing a finger-based monster, causing the hand of the girl it belonged to to bleed) That's what happens when a monster dies. The body acts like it really did lose the part.
--> '''Julie''': You... have you killed a monster before?
--> '''Able''': ...

--> '''Rjinder''': I didn't tell her about you... isn't that what you wanted? (Rjinder is speaking to his monster here, against his earlier claim to Dr. Lulenski that "she" is a mindless tool with no intelligence. [[SarcasmMode One that could not possibly have a will that may involve killing him or torturing him into compliance.)]]

--> '''Violet''': There is no need to explain what is already known. (Violet reveals that she knows what Able did, despite him never telling her and was actually about to confess)
* During the goodnight scene in ModestMedusa. Morseso for [[ParentalSubstitute Charles]] than the audience, since he never met [[CuteMonsterGirl Modest]]'s family:
--> Charles: What are you afraid of?
--> Modest: Vampires. And pirates. And [[WouldHurtAChild my dad]].
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