[[caption-width-right:350:[[CaptainObvious I AM A BANANA]]]]

->''In the spring of 1999, the Family Learning Channel commissioned animator Don Hertzfeldt to produce promotional segments for their network. The cartoons were completed in five weeks. The Family Learning Channel rejected all of them upon review, and they were never aired...''

''Rejected'' is a collection of animated shorts from animator Creator/DonHertzfeldt. He utilized a very minimalist approach to the artwork and incorporated very surreal elements. Was nominated for the AcademyAward for Best Animated Short Film in the year 2000.

Watch it [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MuOvqeABHvQ here]].

Unmarked spoilers abound. If you have a problem with that, just watch the cartoon first. It's only 10 minutes long.
!!These shorts provide examples of:

* AccentUponTheWrongSyllable: A significant portion of the spoken dialogue has really weird intonation.
* ArtisticLicenseBiology: Ticks cannot fly no matter how angry they are.
** Rabbits cannot howl or fire angry ticks out of their nipples.
* BlackComedy: "Honey, come quick, Poopie's taking his first steps!" (Baby then falls down an endless flight of stairs to wild applause)
* BlandNameProduct: The ''Family Learning Channel'' and ''Johnson & Mills''
* BloodyHilarious
* BodyHorror
* BreakingTheFourthWall: The cartoon becomes "unstable" and the stick figures have to outrun the pages being creased, holes become literal black-holes and characters get crushed by the credits.
** MediumAwareness: During the climax, at least one character is desperately banging on the FourthWall, either trying to escape or seeking the viewer's help.
* BrotherhoodOfFunnyHats: Literally.
* CaptainObvious: Every spoken line in the "My spoon is too big" scene.
* CreatorBreakdown: [[invoked]] Parodied; Hertzfeldt grows increasingly depressed as short after short is rejected, and as his creativity bottoms out, the animated world collapses in on itself.
* DadaAd: The entire point/FramingDevice of ''Rejected''.
* DisproportionateRetribution: The man with the top hat at the Silly Hats Only party gets beaten with baseball bats.
* EyeScream
* HappyDance
* HighPressureBlood: The scene where the guy's eye pops and the jet of blood from the socket sprays all over his friend.
** The character in the "My anus is bleeding!" scene ends up swimming in his own blood.
* HongKongDub: Played for laughs with the two normal-looking stick figures.
* {{Minimalism}}: For a guy known for making the most of strange and sneaky camera tricks, this is incredibly stripped-down.
* MouthFlaps: Intentionally mismatched with the dialogue.
* NapoleonDelusion: "I'm the queen of France."
* NonSequitur: "Tuesday's coming. Did you bring your coat?" "I live in a giant bucket..."
** "Do you want to go see a movie?" "I'm feeling fat and sassy!"
* OverdrawnAtTheBloodBank: Any instance of bleeding. Just pick one.
* PopUpTrivia: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjFxc75zuUE This version]] of the short has text commentary by Hertzfeldt.
* SelfDeprecation: The basis of the film is that Don Hertzfeldt is having a nervous breakdown because he can't sell any of his work.
** Ironically, Don himself admits that he's turned down many commercial deal offers since his fame with Rejected.
* SoundEffectBleep
* SoundtrackDissonance: "My anus is bleeding" uses a Swedish Christmas song.
* SplashOfColor: Blood. And the banana.
* StickFigureAnimation
* StylisticSuck: The left-handed cartoon.
* SurrealHumor
* ThoseTwoGuys: The two normal-looking stick figures, who get creepier and more surreal as their scenes are shown. They have three scenes, starting with a screaming tumor and culminating in one of the men getting his stomach ripped off and having it placed on the other man's head, who then goes on to mention that he's "the queen of France" while his arms grow and wiggle.