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[[caption-width-right:350:Even a little InterspeciesRomance couldn't draw in the crowds.]]

->''"I... purchased a ticket to ''Delgo'', in the process [[BoxOfficeBomb doubling its gross for the week]]... [It] sends out the heartwarming message that if you overcome all manner of obstacles en route to realizing your biggest, most ambitious aspiration [[ShaggyDogStory then you too can become a laughingstock to the entire world]]."''
-->--'''Creator/NathanRabin''', [[http://www.avclub.com/articles/floppiest-flop-case-file-126-delgo,16751/ My Year of Flops]]


A 2008 animated fantasy film, ''Delgo'' is the brainchild of Marc Adler, a technology wunderkind who managed to build his own Atlanta studio and scrape together a $40 million budget from well outside the Hollywood system. Until ''[[Film/TheOogielovesInTheBigBalloonAdventure The Oogieloves]]'' came along, this film held the dubious honor of the [[http://www.boxofficemojo.com/alltime/weekends/worstopenings.htm?page=WRSTOPN20&p=.htm worst wide-release opening in movie history]]: it was released in more than 2000 theaters and earned less than a million dollars in its first and only week.

The story is set in the land of Jhamora, where a group of lizard-people called the Lockni allow a group of displaced dragonfly-people called the Nohrin to settle on their lands. The Lockni immediately regret this decision when a power-hungry Nohrin named Sedessa (Anne Bancroft in her last performance) tries to enslave them. Sedessa is exiled but returns fifteen years later, bent on conquest and with an army of ogres backing her up. It's up to Delgo, the telekinetic son of one of Sedessa's victims, and a cast of colorful side characters to stop her.

As an epic love-in-a-time-of-war story set on another world and driven by an auteur's singular, risky vision, it's sort of like a Bizarro-world ''Film/{{Avatar}}''. The filmmakers certainly thought so, and [[http://www.cinematical.com/2009/08/27/delgo-creators-mull-avatar-lawsuit/ actually considered suing Fox and Cameron]] after seeing ''Avatar's'' first trailer. Not much seems to have come from that.

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!!The movie contains examples of:

* AerithAndBob: You have names like "Delgo," "Filo," "Raius," and "Zahn," side-by-side with "Kyla" and "Marley."
* AllThereInTheManual: The film's website gives names for the various creatures in the background. It's also the only place where the Ando (Sedessa's army) are referred to by name.
* AllAnimalsAreDogs: Sedessa's weird bald gryphon-thing. Completely apropos of nothing, right in the middle of dramatically gloating before the defeated king, is a "comedy" scene where it urinates on the king in explicitly doglike fashion.
* AlwaysChaoticEvil: Sedessa's army of lizardmen and kobolds. Runs severely counter to the whole "racial harmony" theme.
* TheBigDamnKiss: Right before the credits.
* BloodKnight: Nohrin general Raius. His motivation for siding with Sedessa (outside of apparently being in love with her) is that the truce between the Lockni and the Nohrin prevents him and his soldiers from experiencing the thrill of battle.
* BloodlessCarnage: All over the place. Most weapons are blunt, most hits scored are with "blasting" powers, and stabbings or impalings occur ju-u-ust off-screen. You have to wonder why they gave characters sharp weapons at all. And when one character gets stabbed and pulls out the knife/arrow/whatever it was, it is pretty darn clean.
* BoundAndGagged
* BrokenAesop - The film's anti-war message really doesn't seem to stick once both warring sides make peace...and then [[spoiler:join forces to fight Sedessa's army.]]
** A twofer--the races, one of which has been constantly derided as a race of "savages"--join forces to [[spoiler:take out a race of savages with no redeeming value. Jeez, doods.]]
* ConstructedWorld: It's clearly a labor of love, just not a compelling or interesting one.
* CrossdressingVoices: Young Delgo was voiced by a girl.
* DisappearedDad
* DisneyVillainDeath: [[spoiler:Sedessa, falling when the ledge cracks after Delgo saves her.]]
* DistressedDamsel: With a token effort to make her seem more actiony.
* EmpathyDollShot: Sedessa steps on a Lockni doll in the prologue, as the Nohrin begin attacking the Lockni villagers.
* {{Expy}}: Delgo and Kyla share a few traits with [[Film/TheDarkCrystal Jen and Kira]]. Like Jen, Delgo was raised by mystics after his parents were killed, and at one point even plays a reed-like instrument. Like Kira, Kyla is capable of flight. Unsurprising, seeing that ''The Dark Crystal'' was one of the film's influences.
* FantasticRacism: Sedessa's motivation for starting the war in the first place. Later expands to include petty revenge.
* FantasyWorldMap: The film's website has one.
* GasChamber
* GroinAttack: Delgo flies through the air, only to land crotch first on the neck of a dragon.
* HollywoodTactics: So, your species has higher tech than the other guys ''and'' you can fly. That's pretty good, right? Bad news: the other guys have powerful psychics and, presumably, because they're land-bound, are able to wear much sturdier armor than you. So, what do you do? [[WhatAnIdiot Hover one foot above the ground in thick swarms and engage the foe at melee range, conspicuously ignoring the psions.]] At least the effects are more or less what you'd expect.
* HonorBeforeReason: At the end of the movie, Delgo [[spoiler:recalls some pro-mercy words of his mentor and decides to [[SaveTheVillain save Sedessa from falling to her death]]. Surprise surprise, she tries to stab him, and ends up falling to her death anyway.]]
* IControlMyMinionsThrough: Acceptance. Sedessa promises her troops a fair shake by invading the beautiful resource-rich continent.
* InterspeciesRomance: From the above-linked My Year of Flops entry: "Instead of rooting for these star-crossed lovers to overcome the odds and unite their people I found myself wondering if it was even ethical or right for a lizard-man and a dragonfly-lady to knock boots."
* InverseLawOfSharpnessAndAccuracy: Very few pointy weapons make their mark. It gets really blatant when two thrown daggers hit ''crossguard first.''
* InverseLawOfUtilityAndLethality: Semi-averted. The telekinesis stones are used in, for example, mining tools and for making elaborate artwork. They can also be admirable blasting weapons.
* MadScientist: complete with EvilLaughter. He gets a little [[Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog Dr. Robotnik-esque]] battle pod, too.
* MeaningfulEcho: "You're on your own, kid." Repeated, with a flashback, for the [[ViewersAreMorons slower members of the audience]].
* MeaningfulName: The filmmakers were very much aware that Delgo shared the same name as a certain town in Sudan.
* MissingMom
* TheMole
* MundaneMadeAwesome: The voting scene. Levitating rocks is just more visually-engaging than having council members say "aye" or "nay".
* MultipleDemographicAppeal: A case study in why you shouldn't try to invoke this deliberately unless you're damn sure what you're doing (and even then, think twice). The plot and themes are a little too heavy for really little kids; on the other hand, Filo and the scene mentioned above under "AllAnimalsAreDogs" could only have been intended for really little kids.
* ANaziByAnyOtherName: Sedessa.
* NiceHat: Filo, considering his scrappy status, at least has the decency to sport a nifty cap.
* NoFlowInCGI: The characters have pointy hair, or no hair at all, and mostly wear pants. Work began in 1999, and it was released in 2008, and this is the result.
* PlotInducedStupidity: Okay, Delgo, here's the sitch: you're in melee with a reptile-ogre... thingey... he's got two feet and a few hundred pounds on you, he's got a warhammer that weighs as much as you, and by sheer stroke of luck you've managed to loop your pickax through his nose, pointing its payload of telekinetic phlebotinum right between his eyes. What do you do?
** Answer: [[spoiler: Jump away from the ogre like an idiot and wait until it's knocked loose, tele-retrieve it, then ''wave the light in his eyes'' until he cracks the crystal.]] Way to go!
* PositiveDiscrimination: Played with. The climactic battle is sparked when King Zahn declares war on the Lokni, believing them to have his daughter. The Lokni, meanwhile, are clearly portrayed as fighting out of concern for their people. ''Played with'', mind you, because an earlier scene shows Lokni villagers starting a small riot against Nohrin villagers.
* RebelliousPrincess: Well, marginally rebellious.
* SaveTheVillain: Played straight, then negated soon after.
* SceneryPorn: The biggest praise the film tends to get is the imaginative world and beautiful environments. A couple of the monsters and bits of fantasy tech are cool, too.
* SmoochOfVictory: [[spoiler:The last scene, followed by an immediate cut to credits.]]
* ThrowingYourSwordAlwaysWorks: Embraced while averting TheBladeAlwaysLandsPointyEndIn.
* TimeShiftedActor: Delgo
* ViewersAreMorons: There are a large number of flashbacks to stuff the audience should remember pretty clearly from the first time around.
* YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness: Carried out with, of all things, [[DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything a gas chamber.]]

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