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[[caption-width:234:Because you wouldn't believe it otherwise]]''AssyMcGee'' is an animated Creator/AdultSwim show, started in 2006. The title character is a mushmouthed torso-less RabidCop. By "torso-less", we mean he is a walking pair of buttocks, one walking around "backwards". Assy and his cop partner, Sanchez are cops in the city of Exeter. No matter the crime, Assy usually resolves it by getting drunk, shooting wildly and somehow stopping the perp (usually lethally). You may be wondering how a walking pair of buttocks gets drunk or talks. It's exactly what'd you would expect.

[[{{Cancellation}} Canceled]] due to poor {{ratings}} and negative viewer reactions. The whole first season was made before the cancellation, so the rest of the episodes were "burned off" on Sundays, late at night.

No relation to Creator/HaryadhiGee.

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!!''AssyMcGee'' provides examples of:
* AsianRudeness: The Asian Masseuse.
* {{Badass}}: The cops.
** BadassMoustache: Don Sanchez.
* BuddyCopShow
* GoodCopBadCop: Or in this case "reasonable cop and RabidCop".
* DaChief: Greg, or as everyone calls him "The Chief". He fits the trope to a "T".
* {{Expy}}: to the overused buddy cop formula.
** The chief resembles Creator/AlPacino.
* FingerprintingAir: Assy takes a paint chip with a fingerprint on it and eventually turns it into a life-size sculpture of the culprit.
* {{Gasshole}}: Assy, in a manner of speaking, as he farts at least once an episode.
* HannibalLecture: The episode "Pegfinger" contains a parody of the [[TropeNamer Trope Naming]] scene in ''TheSilenceOfTheLambs''. While walking down a corridor identical to the one in the movie, Assy warns Sanchez not to let the prisoner they're about to question "get inside his head." Pegfinger immediately does so in seconds with little more than a racist joke ("A wedding ring? How many oranges did you have to pick to pay for that?"). Sanchez goes berserk and shoots him to death.
* {{Homage}}: The show is an homage to tough cop movies like ''Film/DirtyHarry''. One episode in particular is very extremely similar to the first ''Film/DirtyHarry'' movie.
* InvisibleAnatomy: Assy has no hands, but still is able to manipulate objects.
* JackBauerInterrogationTechnique: A wounding gunshot is a valid interrogation technique for Assy.
* KarmaHoudini: Despite all the [[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving [=McCloud=] Speeches]] and {{Turn In Your Badge}}s, Assy never receives any lasting punishment for killing and injuring countless innocent people, which underscores that the show takes place in a CrapsackWorld.
* [[ArsonMurderAndLifesaving [=McCloud=] Speech]]: Almost OnceAnEpisode.
* NominalHero: Assy is a foolish cop who cares about doing his job his own way.
* ProductPlacement: Even though this is a 11 minute show, there is an ActBreak halfway through each episode to play a clip of Assy selling Scion xBs.
* PunnyName: Assy Mcgee...LITERALLY AN ASS!
* RabidCop: Assy takes this to a disturbing extreme, to the point of being a SociopathicHero.
* ShootTheHostage
* TurnInYourBadge: Nearly every episode.
* NoNameGiven: "The Father"
* TheUnintelligible: Assy falls into this occasionally, due to literally talking through his ass.
* WhyDidItHaveToBeSnakes: Assy is deathly afraid of squirrels [[spoiler: The final episode put him on a case to break up a fight ring using said animals and he end having to take on a mutated buffed up squirrel in the end. [[{{Crowning Moment of Awesome}} He manages to win, cut its head off, and screams in victory into the night.]] Not a bad way to end a series.]]
* WeHardlyKnewYe: Glen.
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