-->''Because some websites... we just couldn't do without.''

This is a website created by Tim Holman that contains a link to several user submitted websites that have [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin little to no practical use]]. A lot aren't even interactive at all.

[[http://www.theuselessweb.com/ Here is the link]], where you can even submit useless sites you created.
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!!This website (and those that it links to) contains examples of:
* BazaarOfTheBizarre: [[http://weirdorconfusing.com/ One of their webpages]] is dedicated to linking you to weird or confusing items available for purchase on eBay and is designed and structured much like the main site.
* BitchSlap: [[http://eelslap.com/ Eelslap.com]] has a man being slapped by, well, [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin an eel.]]
* DeadpanSnarker: [[http://www.trypap.com/ The Passive Aggressive Password Machine]], which is one of the sites you might taken to if you click the link on the main page, requests that you input a password so it can test its security, however, instead of actually testing said password, it simply feeds you with a constant stream of Snarky insults. The site happily describes itself as this:
-->"Imagine your ''in-laws'' are helping you with a password... this is what they'd say."
* FlippingTheBird: [[https://thatsthefinger.com/ "The finger, deal with it"]] moves your favorite pointer cursor [[CrossesTheLineTwice across the line twice]].
* GuideDangIt: [[https://longdogechallenge.com/ This site]], which features an incredibly long version of the famous [[Webcomic/DogeLore doge]] is almost impossible to complete without [[https://twitter.com/twholman/status/1361699350141939714 this]] guide by Tim Holman himself.
* {{Minimalism}}: If you're wondering why description of the site is so short and/or why it says that there is ''a'' link instead of ''several'' links to such a multitude of webpages, it's because the only things present in the site's front page is a text in big, fancy letters saying "Take me to a useless website [please]," the aforementioned link, which comes in the form of big, pink button that says the aforementioned "please," a flat, white background, a space for a bottom ad, and a black bottom bar which is where you find the "submit" option and a link to Tim Holman's Twitter, it's also where page quote comes from.
* {{Pun}}: They have [[http://ducksarethebest.com/ a page]] entirely dedicated painting rubber ducks over a flashing colors background while making terrible "duck" puns.
* SensoryAbuse: The [[http://www.staggeringbeauty.com/ "Staggering Beauty"]] webpage rewards you with a very eyeburning one if you shake the [[BuffySpeak waving wormy thingy]] vigorously enough.
* ShamuFu: [[http://eelslap.com/ This site]] contains an interactive GIF of a person being hit in the face with an eel. It only plays if you click to the left and rewinds if you click to the right.
* ShoutOut: [[http://r33b.net/ This site]] only contains a UsefulNotes/AdobeFlash clip of the Hypnotoad from ''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}'' and a caption that says "ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!"
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