'''''Jesus-Is-Savior.com''''' is a religious website run by David John Stewart. We'll let Website/{{Cracked}} do the rest:
-->''"The Jesus is Savior website is essentially the same as the Internet Church for Christ if it were created by a furious schizophrenic. There are so many fonts, photos and hate-filled, incongruous pieces of information on the homepage that at a certain point the human eye just gives up and stares into the vast expanse of the background. The only unifying theme of the site seems to be contempt and a psychotic distrust of literally everything. Even the links that look like they could lead to a page of genuine enthusiasm prove to have some terrible message attached. The site antagonizes anything it can think of, and when it runs out of ideas, it starts to attack its own [[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Bible/NKJB/exposed.htm opinions]]. It's fitting that the background of the site is outer space because Jesus Is Savior feels very much like a star consuming itself out on the fringe of some galaxy. In fact, it's surprisingly gratifying to just imagine the website creator enjoying stuff, like warm laundry or a really good sandwich on a Saturday. Sadly, even [[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/End%20of%20the%20World/Genetics%20Nightmare/spinach_pig.htm that]] is probably out of the question."''

[[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/ Check it out.]] [[SchmuckBait Don't say we didn't warn you.]]
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!!This site (and its creator, David John Stewart) provides examples of:
* AuthorTract
* BrokenAesop: [[http://davidjstewartexposed.blogspot.com/2009/07/david-j-stewart-charged-sex-with-minor.html More like Broken Beyond Repair Aesop.]]
* CureYourGays
* DryCrusader
* HideYourLesbians
* HollywoodSatanism
* InsaneTrollLogic: [[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Bible/NKJB/exposed.htm Many of Stewart's arguing points about how the]] [[UpdatedRerelease New King James Version]] [[http://www.jesus-is-savior.com/Bible/NKJB/exposed.htm is a "counterfeit."]]
* KickTheSonOfABitch: [[http://www.fmh-child.org/david-j-stewart.html Stewart's neck pains.]]
* MoralGuardians
* NewMediaAreEvil: The entire point of the "{{Hell}}ivision" section of the site.
* SensoryAbuse: Yes.
* StayInTheKitchen
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