->'''''' basically if you post quotes that use the word fag at least once, talk about anal sex between men, make references to nazis, refer to women in the context of rape, allude to child porn, or any form of adolescent sexuality or violent graphic behavior, essentially just limit the quote to anything that a 14 year old boy would say to his 14 year old friends, then it'll get approved. they don't even have to be funny or clever. hope that helps.
-->-- [[http://bash.org/?49694 #49694]]

[[http://www.bash.org/ Bash.org]] is a site where people submit quotes from chat rooms (IRC, AIM, MSN, etc.) It is moderated, which theoretically helps keep the quality up and the spamming down, and has buttons to vote quotes up or down, thus giving a rough measure of how quality a quote is. It has spawned [[FollowTheLeader a number of imitators]].

Since chat rooms tend to be a microcosm of real life, bash.org exhibits a number of tropes. However, as there are [[ArchivePanic over 20,000 quotes]] on the site, we cannot exhibit them all, so please pick the ones that best exemplify the trope in question.

Has nothing to do with [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bash_(Unix_shell) a certain command line]]...

!!This site provides examples of:

* AdultFear: DyingAlone [[http://bash.org/?32509 tops spiders]].
* AllMenArePerverts: [[http://bash.org/?915703 This.]]
** Also, the whole site.
* TheAllegedCar: [[http://bash.org/?921435 Holy shit.]]
-->Mick: I threw up from the smell in the car on the workshop floor\\
Mick: gene had to help me up\\
Mick: he called the customer who was told to go home and burn the car
* AndADietCoke: [[http://bash.org/?750735 This anecdote]] about insulting a customer who makes this type of order.
* AndThatsTerrible: [[http://bash.org/?515363 The reaction]] to sorting through the PornStash on a girl's hard drive:
-->rhys_rhaven: oh it gets worse. she has no file structure!!!!!\\
rhys_rhaven: what kind of sick woman doesnt organize her files?!!!
* ApplianceDefenestration: [[http://bash.org/?416857 This]] needless destruction.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: [[http://bash.org/?908573 This quote.]]
* ArtificialStupidity: [[http://bash.org/?240849 The page quote.]]
* ASCIIArt: [[http://bash.org/?926329 A particularly triumphant example.]]
* BestialityIsDepraved: Quite a few of these, but [[http://www.bash.org/?36180 here's]] a funny bait-and-switch example.
* BigRedDevil: HilarityEnsues when [[http://bash.org/?12431 someone cosplaying as one gets into the same hotel as a Southern Baptist convention.]]
* BlackComedyRape: Declaration of intent to [[http://bash.org/?23822 rape an Internet window]].
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: [[http://bash.org?72571 "Neonazi" turns up in the unlikeliest of sentences]], thanks to a bad cut-and-paste.
* CallingTheOldManOut: Demonstrated masterfully [[http://bash.org/?334331 here]].
* CasualDangerDialog: [[http://bash.org/?6441 AFK, tornado.]]
* CaughtWithYourPantsDown: [[http://bash.org/?217453 The former page quote.]]
* CerealViceReward: [[http://www.bash.org/?75154 A truly epic rant on the subject,]] with a brief discussion of AdjacentToThisCompleteBreakfast.
* ChristmasCake: [[http://bash.org/?3319 Heather Locklear]].
* CloudCuckoolander: Too many to count. [[http://www.bash.org/?53621 Here]] [[http://www.bash.org/?111338 are]] [[http://www.bash.org/?50769 some]] [[http://www.bash.org/?11602 examples]].
* CouldSayItBut: [[http://www.bash.org/?21516 Combines this]] with FalseReassurance.
* DoubleStandard: [[http://bash.org/?217453 Combined with]] two instances of ADateWithRosiePalms.
* EroticEating: [[http://www.bash.org/?107985 Unpleasantly combined]] with ShareTheMalePain.
* ExtremeGraphicalRepresentation : Discussed [[http://bash.org/?673372 here.]]
* EyepatchOfPower: The appeal explained at length [[http://bash.org/?309343 here.]]
* FinishingMove: Forward, forward, back, back, forward, punch. [[http://www.bash.org/?205195 What better way is there to kickban someone with the handle "MortalKombat"?]]
* FreudianSlip: There are many examples, including [[http://www.bash.org/?229 this one.]]
* GeekyAnalogy: [[http://bash.org/?761414 This entry]].
* AGoodNameForARockBand: [[http://www.bash.org/?75641 The otaku version]].
* {{Henway}}: [[http://bash.org/?270224 One of the best examples of the trope.]]
* HiroshimaAsAUnitOfMeasure: [[http://www.bash.org/?12407 This]] (intentionally) creepy example.
* HisNameIs: [[http://www.bash.org/?2056 Getting disconnected just before naming a hex address]] is compared to the murder mystery trope.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: A mod accidently [[http://www.bash.org/?217425 kicks themself from chat.]]
* HurricaneOfPuns: [[http://bash.org/?15826 A really naughty one]].
* IAmSpartacus: [[http://bash.org/?328464 This]] provides the page quote.
* TheInternetIsForPorn: A predictably large number of quotes are about downloading Internet porn.
* ItemGet: The jingle from ''Franchise/TheLegendOfZelda'' brings hilarity to [[http://bash.org/?764876 graduations]] and [[http://bash.org/?925464 sex]].
* ItWillNeverCatchOn: [[http://bash.org/?952948 Here.]]
* LamePunReaction: After a bad pun, one user kicked the maker of the pun out of their chat room. [[http://bash.org/?917681 The exchange can be found here]].
* LiteralGenie: Conversed [[http://bash.org/?626110 here]].
* {{Metaphorgotten}}: [[http://www.bash.org/?414593 Here.]] [[http://bash.org/?921416 Another]] is combined with CreepyUncle.
* NoodleImplements: [[http://www.bash.org/?945388 This.]]
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: The storyteller [[http://bash.org/?420855 here]] gives one right before describing his encounter with spectacularly dumb customers.
* NotWhatItLooksLike: A bottle of Coke is mistaken for... [[http://bash.org/?207373 something]] [[ADateWithRosiePalms else.]]
* PercussiveMaintenance: [[http://bash.org/?314921 With hammers]].
* PowerPerversionPotential: A discussion of [[http://bash.org/?5885 the advantages of telekinesis in foreplay]].
* {{Pun}}: [[http://bash.org/?930885 This]], also, [[http://bash.org/?927499 this]] and [[http://bash.org/?925847 this]].
* PrettyFlyForAWhiteGuy: [[http://bash.org/?739936 This.]]
* TheProblemWithPenIsland: [[http://bash.org/?574642 He shot his girlfriend?]]
* RankUp: [[http://www.bash.org/?80783 Here.]]
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: A CrossesTheLineTwice chronicle of the past and future failures of someone asking [[http://www.bash.org/?22202 "where do i fail again?"]]
* RobeAndWizardHat: TropeNamer, [[http://www.bash.org/?104383 here]].
* RockBeatsLaser: [[http://bash.org/?20645 Discussing strategy games.]]
* ScunthorpeProblem: [[http://bash.org/?178890 Autokicks]] are a [[http://bash.org/?52731 pain]].
* SeeminglyProfoundFool: [[http://www.bash.org/?283491 Professor invites guest speaker on racism, sight unseen, and a "super black gangsta ghetto dude" comes to class]]:
--><[=BronsonTheBeef=]> so she tells him to give his speech on diversity and shit\\
<[=BronsonTheBeef=]> and he starts talkin about 'the man' and how 'white folk be dissin'\\
<[=BronsonTheBeef=]> then like a minute later this other black dude runs in dressed in a suit\\
<[=BronsonTheBeef=]> and says 'sorry I'm late'\\
<[=BronsonTheBeef=]> it turns out the first black dude was just baked. he doesn't even go to college\\
<[=BronsonTheBeef=]> he just wanted to buy weed in the dorms
* SelfDeprecation: The assumption that every chatroom user is a hopelessly {{geek}}y BasementDweller who will never know the touch of a woman seems very common, mostly applied to oneself.
* SexForServices: Quote [[http://www.bash.org/?180081 #180081]] is about a girl offering sexual favors in return for writing a sociology paper on "accomplishments and growth of feminism".
* ShootTheTelevision: Suggested [[http://bash.org/?8018 in response to]] a question concerning "the best program for capping tv."
* SophisticatedAsHell: [[http://bash.org/?43438 Here.]]
* StopCopyingMe: [[http://www.bash.org/?245718 Efficiently neutralized.]]
* StrawVegetarian: Featured [[http://www.bash.org/?604861 here]].
* TalkLikeAPirate: Calling it "software piracy" [[http://bash.org/?9081 makes it cooler]] [[http://bash.org/?506275 to talk about]].
* TheTetrisEffect: [[http://bash.org/?42949 This guy]] has been playing too many platformers.
* ThatCameOutWrong: Thousands upon thousands of them. [[http://bash.org/?592351 For]] [[http://bash.org/?352172 example.]]
* ThoseWackyNazis: User named "Hitler" [[http://bash.org/?60708 enters and exits #world]].
* TonkaTough: In [[http://bash.org/?803011 this quote]].
* TooDumbToLive: [[Creator/CarlSagan Billions and billions]] of them. [[http://bash.org/?244321 This]] is among the more notable.
* TotallyRadical: [[http://bash.org/?57829 a hilarious variation.]]
* TropeName: Quote [[http://bash.org/?23396 #23396]] is a parody of internet arguments using generic descriptions, complete with someone spouting a NonSequitur.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal: [[http://bash.org/?947876 A bait-and-switch version]].
* WhatDidYouExpectWhenYouNamedIt: [[http://www.bash.org/?7936 Quote #7936]] is pithy:
-->[=***=] Quits: TITANIC (Excess Flood)
* WhosOnFirst: [[http://www.bash.org/?114352 But Watts was in]] ''TheRing''.
* WildlifeCommentarySpoof: [[http://bash.org/?533510 "Like the Mallard Duck and Peacock, the wigger male will go to great lengths to secure a mate."]]