[[caption-width:300: Thomas and Monkey]]
->"Add ejaculate to the list of words you can't use when talking to women."
--> '''Thomas, on how his night out went.'''

->"You know Monks, I don't know what I'd do without you." "You'd probably drink a lot more."
--> '''Thomas and Monkey's relationship. '''

''Thomas and Monkey Comics'' is a webcomic strip at [[]] It was begun by Thomas Davidson in January 2010. The comic centers on the titular characters, Thomas and Monkey. Thomas is a court sketch artist who cracks horrifically bad jokes, usually while trying to pick up girls. Monkey is his roommate and (seemingly) only friend, a well-read primate who plays video games.

The two have been friends since childhood and are now out in the adult world of nightclubs, deadlines, bills and unfulfilled dreams.

Monkey frequently questions why he is friends with Thomas, not least because he has seen ''Confessions of a Shopaholic'' over 20 times.

The webcomic is filled with bad pick-up lines, puns about genitals, drinking in the shower, and cigars on the rooftop.

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* ArtEvolution - Compare the [[ first comic]] with the with strip [[ number 85]].
* AuthorAvatar - Thomas is physically based partly on the author himself, and the Monkey character is inspired by a toy he had growing up. Both characters are used as the author's voice on certain issues.
* BerserkButton - [[ Here]] Monkey goes off over Thomas's obsession with 'Confessions of a Shopaholic'.
* [[ABoyAndHisX A Boy and His Monkey]]
* BrilliantButLazy - Thomas alludes to it [[ in this strip]].
** Thomas's work ethic emphasizes this in [[ this strip]].
* ButtMonkey - Thomas takes a fair share of stick.
* TheComicallySerious: Monkey is the straight-laced one compared to Thomas's quirks.
* TheCouch - The couch in their apartment.
* DeadpanSnarker - Monkey, about Thomas. Thomas, about girls.
** [[ This strip]] is an example of a monkey Snark.
* GallowsHumour - Shown in [[ this strip]]
* HoYay - On display in [[ this comic]].
* ICanExplain - Monkey caught [[ in a dress]]
* IncrediblyLamePun - [[ This]] one is horrific.
* LookingForLoveInAllTheWrongPlaces - Thomas.
* MaleGaze - Evidenced [[ here]]
* MaybeMagicMaybeMundane - Some fans are starting to wonder if Monkey is real or in Thomas's head.
* MissingEpisode - A few deleted strips can be found [[ here]].
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone - Happens to Thomas after he does a comedy routine about [[ vaginas]].
** Also [[ here]] after talking to a girl.
* NameAndName
* NoNameGiven - Thomas or Monkey's last names.
* NoodleIncident - The truth about [[ this event]] is never explained.
** Although that could be about to change as hinted at in [[ this strip]].
* OddShapedPanel - Frequently features strange panel layouts.
* {{Portmanteau}} - "Awes-Tastic"
* PungeonMaster - Thomas spouts some absolutely horrendous puns, like [[ this one]].
* RealitySubtext - Plenty of the jokes are said to be based on the author's experiences.
* {{Rule34}}: - Averted (for now).
* RunningGag - Thomas's "Sup Babe" [[ here]]
** [[ Also here.]]
* SceneryPorn - Especially evident in the detail of [[ this strip]].
* SharpDressedMan - Thomas always wears suits or shirts.
* SlidingScaleOfIdealismVsCynicism - For a strip about a two friends one of whom is a monkey, it gets pretty dark. it's not clear that Monkey actually likes Thomas, and Thomas is sometimes quite bitter and dejected.
* UnnamedParent - Both characters parents are unamed.
* VitriolicBestBuds - Both main characters, though Monkey is usually at odds with Thomas.
* WriteWhoYouKnow - Thomas' jokes falling on deaf ears comes from the author's own jokes failing with friends.