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''The Frumps'' is an Adorably Vulgar webcomic by Saeed Faridzadeh that follows two cartoon characters, Lance and Virgil, as they deal with day-to-day issues involving geekdom, relationships, and profanity. The webcomic is discontinued.

Available on the web in [[https://web.archive.org/web/20130118222230/http://www.thefrumps.com/category/comic archived form]] through [[Website/InternetArchive Wayback Machine]].

Also available in prints:
** ''The Frumps: Geekdom, Relationships, and Profanity''
** '' The Frumps: Candyland Massacre''
** ''The Frumps: Slippery When Wet''

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!!This webcomic provides adorably vulgar examples of:
%% * AllMenArePerverts: Especially true for Virgil.
* BlatantLies: Virgil tells Lance the only way to get a girl is to lie, lie, lie!
%% * ComebackTomorrow: Lance tries some Smack Talk he learned from the film ''White Men Can't Jump''.
* FanserviceFauxFight: Lance and Virgil (dressed up as Kirk and Spock) discover that pillow fighting between two girls can actually slow down time.
* FloatingLimbs; Lance and Vergil are drawn this way - they have only floating hands, feet, mouth and eyes. Other characters are drawn normally like humans with bodies.
* GroinAttack: The green floating-limb guy hits a guy in the crotch for saying that he needs to find a woman to talk to. Apparently, women are not for talking. The attacked guy hits the ground and curls up in pain. [[https://theobscuregentlemen.com/comic/guest-comic-the-frumps/ Here]].
%% ** Virgil attacks a panda.
* MyFutureSelfAndMe: Lance travels back in time to warn himself that he will spawn the Anti-Christ.
* NonstandardCharacterDesign: The two main characters Lance and Virgil are the only non-realistic characters, appearing like "slugs with floating". Everyone else is human or humanoid-looking.
* ToiletHumour: The toilet comes to life and begs to not be used as a direct sperm disposal system.
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