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The Tagline: "A comic vaguely about cannibalism."

Synopsis: The plot of the comic follows an alcoholic, a geomancer, and a cannibal as they take down a brainwashing cult. There's also pirates and robots! Updates Tuesday, Thursday and Saturday.

The Link: Can be found at http://cannibalcoalition.nfshost.com/

This webcomic suffers from a severe case of multiple personality disorder in that it can't make up its mind whether its about Scientology, The Environment, Girl Power, gender confusion, or eating people. It starts out with what appears to be a BadGuyBar, wove its way around a {Cult}}, and seems to have moved on to NebulousEvilOrganization. There are undertones of Magic somehow, and then overtones of Magic somehow, and then seems to take a break from Magic somehow to settle in on the dreaded CharacterDevelopment. Within the first fifty pages, Plot was introduced and Blondes were declared to be "Things." In the next fifty pages, it was declared that TheAlcoholic does something around the bush before moving on to make a fool of himself and attempting to fight {{Pirates}} over what looks to be a mysterious document of some sort.

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!!This webcomic provides examples of:

* TheAlcoholic: Garrett
* AmazonBrigade: The Capricorn's crew (Except Loro. Sometimes)
* BadassNormal: Garret possibly. We haven't actually seen him use his sword yet.
* BaitAndSwitchLesbians: {YMMV}, but Eliza and Emmeline seemed to be this.
* BattleInTheCenterOfTheMind
* TheBigGuy: Leonard is TALL. As is Carlos.
* {{Brainwashing}}: The cult.
* {{Catchphrase}}: "Rude!" -Leonard
* CeilingCling: Garrett took some tips from Hans.
* DishingOutDirt: Leonard
* GenderBender: Voluntarily. [[spoiler: Loro]]
* GenkiGirl: Nana
* {{Hallucinations}}: Or something more sinister...
* HandsomeLech: Garrett
* IfItsYouItsOkay: [[spoiler: Garrett for Leonard]]
* ImAHumanitarian: Hans and other members of the cast.
* {{Immortality}}: Type III for [[spoiler: Emmeline]]
* JourneyToTheCenterOfTheMind
* MindControlEyes
* MindRape: Courtesy of Hans.
* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: Part of the reason why Hans is a cannibal. A small part.
* {{Pirates}}: The Capricorn's crew
* RightThroughTheWall
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: The Hyenas