->''"Thanks to the miracles of tachyons, chronitons, and other really small things that end with "on", [[FramingDevice the following data logs]] were sent back in time to the present. Amazingly enough, they worked on our computers without being converted whatsoever! As a result, we are providing them to you so you may learn what the future holds for mankind. - National Narration Board.''

[[http://starsomething.comicgenesis.com/ Star Something]] is a collaborative webcomic by [[Webcomic/RPGWorld Ian Jones-Quartey]] and [[Webcomic/{{Adventurers}} Mark]] [[Webcomic/AntiheroForHire Shallow]]. It is set in space, as you may have guessed from the name, and follows the adventures of the starship The Reckless Abandon and it's crew:
* Dash Breackneck, Captain and IdiotHero extraordinaire;
* Gorthox, a [[RubberForeheadAliens humanoid alien]] with [[ToServeMan interesting eating habits]];
* [[AerithAndBob Tom]], the apparent future [[TheHero Savior of the Universe]];
* [[ParodySue Ophelia]] a [[EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses Princess]] who stowed away on The Reckless Abandon when it was boarded by her [[SpacePirates space pirate]] captors;
* and AN-52, the ship's artificial intelligence.

Despite being gut-bustingly hilarious, it lasted a mere 62 comics before petering out.

!!Tropes displayed in this Webcomic:
* TheCaptain: Dash Breakneck
* ChosenOne: Tom.
* CloudCuckooLander: Dash Breakneck. [[MeaningfulName Can't you tell?]]
* DeadpanSnarker: Gorthox.
* EpicFail: Dash Breakneck crashing into a five mile long spaceship, covered with neon lights, entirely by accident.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: Space Burritos. Like Burritos, but from [[RecycledINSPACE space]].
* FallenPrincess: Ophelia.
* ImAHumanitarian: Gorthox again, though it's an InformedAttribute.
* WellExcuseMePrincess: Ophelia again.
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair: Ophelia's species on cast page is given as "Human with Purple Hair for Some Reason".