Formerly known as ''The Thin H Line'', ''Sexy Losers'' was an adult {{webcomic}} that began in 1999. Drawn in an {{animesque}} style, it followed the antics of several different characters. They include a {{hentai}} [[{{fangirl}} artist]], a [[ILoveTheDead necrophiliac]], a [[ADateWithRosiePalms compulsive masturbator]] (and his equally compulsive masturbating sister), a bored housewife [[ParentalIncest trying to seduce her son]], a group of scientists developing bizarre sex aids, several porn stars, and a [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking couple of stage magicians]]. It was the highest scoring entry on the List Of Potentially Offensive Webcomics, having been awarded six "toilets" [[BrokeTheRatingScale out of a possible five]]. Its biggest claim to fame was its [[MemeticMutation popularizing "fap" and "schlick" as onomatopoeiae for masturbation]].

The series can be found [[http://www.sexylosers.com here]] ({{NSFW}} with a semi-SFW filter page.)

The series has been reborn as ''The Thin H Line'' again as a tumblr feed/blog. The comics are listed [[http://thinhline.tumblr.com/list here]]. (Again, most comics are {{NSFW}}.)

In accordance with site rules, '''please do not directly link NSFW pages.'''

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!!This Series Has Examples Of:

* AllMenArePerverts ''and'' AllWomenAreLustful
* AnimateInanimateObject: Sex toys in this series are moderately alive and remember everything that's done to them. A fairy occasionally shows up to bring them to life, but it tends to turn out badly, since they know nothing other than how to give sexual pleasure. (The longest-running arc with one featured [[strike: Shiunji's former blowup doll]] Ishida's dug-up corpse, who tried to take revenge upon him [[spoiler:and found that he was so perverted [[TooKinkyToTorture he would have been happy to be cut into bits]]. Then she got torn to pieces by dogs]].) It's bizarrely tragic, albeit funny and cringe-inducing as well.
* ArtEvolution: Early comics were in black-and-white, and less detailed.
* AshesToCrashes: [[spoiler:The nymphomaniac mother kills her son's girlfriend via sexual exhaustion. She attends the funeral. The urn her ashes are in is vaguely phallic. She tries using it as a dildo, and it breaks ...]]
* AssShove: Often the ''least'' offensive joke in a strip.
* AttractiveBentGender: #230 (NSFW.) [[HilarityEnsues Hilarity Ensued]] when this strip was ripped off many times, most notably by ''Maxim''.
* AuthorGuestSpot: #15, [[http://sexylosers.com/083.html #83]] (SFW apart from offensive dialogue), and #156.
* BarbieDollAnatomy: at first, the series applied Japanese censorship effects as part of its {{animesque}} art. Dropped around #95, and hasn't looked back since.
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: Kenta has a huge penis, as his mother observes. Unfortunately, her side of the family "has all the big dick genes".
* BigNo: In #205 (NSFW), this was Natsuki's [[spoiler:death scream.]]
* BlankFaceOfShame: Kenta's face is almost always drawn in this style, and most of the time he indeed finds himself in embarassing situations due to him living with his horny mum...
* BreakingTheFourthWall: But only in crossovers. In both cases so far, it's involved an [[TakeThatAudience insult to the readership]] and its presumed horniness.
* BrotherSisterIncest: Mike has masturbated to his sister several times - and masturbation is the only form of sexuality to him. In one strip, he needs to answer the phone while they're both watching porn together, and asks her to reach over and "take over for a while". Later strips with the two of them continue tightrope-walking along the line without quite crossing it.
* CaptainErsatz: ARPA-01 is a stand-in for [[Manga/{{Chobits}} Chii]], as well as an opportunity to make [[CommodoreSixtyFour Commodore 64]] jokes.
* TheChikan: He accidentally feels up a transgender woman, who ''forces him to continue''.
* ClipShow: Parodied; it shows events that never actually happened on the strip.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Cuckolded Husband.
* ContinuityCreep:
** Even extends to seemingly unconnected RunningGags - if WordOfGod (through the site's navigation) is to be believed, the strips with the punchline at the bottom of this page all feature the same woman.
* CreatorBreakdown: Literally--the writer suffered an injury to his drawing hand. Also figuratively, as he's struggled with ongoing depression issues - though these sometimes have served more as a source of inspiration and sometimes as an obstacle to it.
** These days, he's mostly making ''[[http://depressioncomix.tumblr.com/ Depression Comix]]''.
* {{Crossover}}: ''Tang's Weekly Comics'' and ''Webcomic/GhastlysGhastlyComic''.
* CutAndPasteComic: Occasionally.
* DepravedBisexual: Rumiko Shibata.
* DoubleStandard: Lampshaded in #241 (probably SFW, but so borderline we won't link it anyways.)
** DoubleStandardRapeFemaleOnMale: Tying in with BlackComedyRape, this is played straight with the "Kenta's Horny Mom" strips, where the mother lusts after her son... but is then [[LampshadeHanging lampshaded]] with a GenderSwap, to point out just how wrong it really is... and appropriately titled "Gender Incrimination."
--> '''Touro Maebshi''' (post-beating): I don't understand... it was funny when it was a ''mom'' and her ''son''. It's the same fucking joke.
* EightiesHair: Anime mullets out the wazoo. Most have been phased out since.
* EyepatchOfPower: The Suicide Girl.
* {{Flanderization}}: The Swearing Friend. He used to be able to have conversations, and sometimes made it through an entire sentence without swearing. By the end of the strip's run, he did nothing but swear so much he was borderline incomprehensible.
* GenderFlip: #241 (NSFW), an inversion of Kenta's Horny Mom. It's a good demonstration of the {{Double Standard}}.
* GirlOnGirlIsHot: When Rumiko begins an affair with a 18-year-old girl, her husband is [[http://sexylosers.com/147.html delighted]]. Later, he [[http://sexylosers.com/148.html installs video cameras in her room.]] (Both links technically SFW.)
* GirlsLove: Rumiko/Natsuki arc culminated in [[spoiler:[[BuryYourGays Natsuki's death]]]]. Madame X/Chie never got anywhere (yet?). Yeah, the author has been neglecting that side of sexual life.
* GISSyndrome: Stock photos show up in the earlier strips.
* GraveRobbing: How [[spoiler: Shiunji]] finds a girlfriend. When he's done, though, he puts her back..."Whenever you break up with someone, you feel like part of you has died..."
* HeterosexualLifePartners: Jon & Al.
* {{Homage}}: Too many to count.
* InnocentInnuendo: Taken to extremes with the addition of Innocent White Sticky Stuff On My Face
* InterruptedSuicide: Yuuko Ishida, AKA The Suicide Girl.
* ItRunsInTheFamily: Mike's sister is also a compulsive masturbator.
** Shiunji's father is a necrophiliac.
** Miho comes from a proud family of coprophiles.
* LosingYourHead: "I am certain that at some point in the future, I will be prosecuted for this comic in a court of law."
* ManIFeelLikeAWoman: Parodied in one of the "science" stories.
* TheMovie: Sadly, [[AprilFools no]].
* NakedFirstImpression: #130.
* NotWhatItLooksLike: No matter how often he finds his wife in bed with his best friend, the Cuckolded Husband believes this immediately, and runs with their lame excuse until they wish they'd never said it.
** In #31, a guy caught cheating on his wife tries this excuse. Unsurprisingly, it doesn't work.
* OrganAutonomy: Reg and his talking penis. The penis is, unfortunately, a [[IncrediblyLamePun dick]].
* OrphanedSeries: Seems to be dying after an injury to the author's drawing hand in 2006, though occasional updates are trickling out as of 2009.
* OutWithABang: A rare female example, [[spoiler: Natsuki's death.]]
* {{Parody}}: Again, too many to count.
* PetitePride: Natsuki in strip #141.
* PrimalScene: Kenta walks in on his parents having sex (which includes bondage and roleplaying as DCComics characters).
* PrisonRape: One character admits that he has recently come out as gay, he would actually enjoy being the passive participant in the experience, and the assertion of dominance involved would not be psychologically traumatizing or break his spirit. This actually prevents the rape, because the rapists are mostly interested in making him suffer.
* QuoteMine: A non-verbal version with rather unfortunate results in strip #219, which takes place at a book signing.
-->"JERK OFF NOW!" -> "IN MY FACE"
-->'''Madame X:''' What a tragic pairing of titles. You ought to read the guest list before agreeing to these things.
-->'''Chie:''' Shut up and go get some club soda to pour on me. I'm stuck to the chair.
* TheRant: Parodied in [[http://smc.comicgenesis.com/d/20010902.html this]] ''Sunday Morning Coffee'' guest strip.
* {{Salaryman}}: Mr. Shibata.
* SelfParody: The storyline A Hentai Made of Glass is a parody of one of the author's earlier, autobiographical strips.
* SexBot: ARPA-series.
* ShoutOut: In strip #11, Touru is trying to psych himself up by saying "[[NeonGenesisEvangelion I mustn't run away, I mustn't run away...]]".
* SirSwearsALot: Swearing Friend.
* SlapstickKnowsNoGender: Poor Chie Sakamachi...SPLORSH.
* SmokingHotSex: A couple of times. Even with a tentacle monster.
* StatusQuoIsGod: The Madame X storyline.
** Or, for that matter, all of them. WordOfGod is that "everyone is locked into their own perversions", which might be part of why the comic has apparently stalled and died.
*** Anyone accomplishing anything would kill the joke (according to Clay), so no, Chie would never get to have normal sex, Kenta's mom will never bed her son, Touru will never get Madame X to have sex with him, Mike's roommate will never learn to live with Mike's habit or move out, etc.
* SuicideAsComedy: There's a running gag of people being unwilling to go through with it when they realize Shiuji will rape their corpses. Also, one girl tries to ''fake'' suicidal tendencies so Shiuji will be interested in her, then realizes she has no easy way out of the situation.
* TakeThat: #231, a dig at {{Megatokyo}}.
* ThereAreNoTherapists: Averted. Dr. Lovetalk appears in most story threads, offering well-meaning and sound advice that, sadly, is completely useless in the full context of the situation.
--> "No amount of family counseling can help these people now."
* ThoseTwoGuys: Touro's nameless friends.
** Swearing Guy at least gets to be OnlyKnownByTheirNickname, at least in a meta sense.
* TooKinkyToTorture: '''Shiuji'''. In fact, [[UpToEleven too kinky to murder]] would be more accurate.
* UnsettlingGenderReveal GenderFlipped in a strip where a gay man picks up a guy in a restaurant, and shocked to find out that he is actually a she.
** Played straight as early as #8 (NSFW), where after sex, the woman reveals that she's not on the pill. When the man freaks out, she calms him down, saying that she can't get pregnant... because she used to be a man.
* ViewersAreGeniuses: The writer would often throw in this or that element of Japanese culture and expect everyone to not only be familiar with it, but to recognize it on sight with little buildup.
* WebcomicTime: The resolution of "Shiuji and the Suicide Girl", set during a single day, started in 2004 and ended in 2011.
* WrongNameOutburst: In strip #169, Rumiko and Natsuki both call out Kenta's name while having sex with each other.
* YetAnotherChristmasCarol: Mike goes through one of these, focusing on the past and present of his history of treating others as sex objects rather than human beings, with the message that he will [[DyingAlone die alone and unloved]]. He completely fails to get it.

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->''And that's the story of how you were born!''
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