[[caption-width-right:350: Agents 300 and 250 doing their thing]]

''Secret Agent Men'' is an action-y spy-genre parody webcomic centered on the Agents of ''[[Webcomic/{{Niels}} Niels & Gang]]''.

The comic begins with Agent 250 fighting a transfer to a noncombat department within the Agency. Despite his assertions that he is still MadeOfIron, his boss at Section S recognizes that [[DentedIron 250's body is beginning to fail him]] and guilts the agent into giving the transfer a chance. Upon arriving at Section M, 250 is partnered with Agent 300, a smug manipulator. Despite his instant distrust of 300, 250 grudgingly accepts their first mission and... that's about as far as the comic's gotten.

Although one of the comic's stated goals is to fit with the canon of ''[[Webcomic/{{Niels}} Niels & Gang]]'', the apparent re-imagining of the Agents' first meeting makes it clear that the authors are taking a BroadStrokes approach.

The comic updates on Tuesdays and Fridays both at [[http://secretagentmen.net/ its website]] and [[http://funkdog.deviantart.com/ the artist's deviantArt account]].


!!Secret Agent Men exhibits examples of:

* AffectionateParody
* AirVentPassageway
-->'''300:''' Aren't you notorious for rooting around in the ducts and electrical, causing power outages and turning sprinklers on and off?
* BenevolentBoss[=/=]AFatherToHisMen: Chief seems to genuinely care for 250's well-being.
* CloakAndDagger: To the point that Sections M and S are nicknamed the "cloak" and "dagger" Sections, respectively.
* CodeName
** EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Boss, Chief, and Quartermaster.
** YouAreNumberSix: The agents have numeric designations.
* CoveredWithScars: 250.
* DeliberatelyMonochrome
* DentedIron: 250, causing his transfer to Section M.
* {{Expy}}: Which is [[AffectionateParody not at all surprising]].
** Agent 300 of James Bond.
** Boss of M.
* GlowingEyes: 250 has them, not that they do anything other than look cool.
* IronLady: Boss.
* LuminescentBlush: 250, despite being a battle-hardened, scarred Stealth Monster, does this a lot.
* ManlyGay: 250.
* NobodyOverFiftyIsGay: 250 may be approaching fifty, but he's still this trope.
* NoSuchAgency: Since it is not tied to any government or organization, the Agency officially does not exist.
* OriginalFlavour: Strives for this with regards to ''Webcomic/{{Niels}}''.
* OvertOperative: 300.
* RatedMForManly: 250, especially if he has anything to say about it.
* SharpDressedMan: 300.
* SmugSmiler: 300.
* SpyCatsuit: 250s "sneaking suit".
* SpyFiction
* StealthExpert: 250.
* StraightGay: 250.
* SuperDeformed: Occasionally.
* TuxedoAndMartini: 300's style of agent-ing.