->''"How can you eat sardines after you just killed a defenseless woman?"''
-->-- '''Ugly Alex'''

A {{NSFW}} webcomic written by Reverend Vas Littlecrow Wojtanowicz and drawn by Ram Lama. It can be found [[http://rasputincatamite.com/ here]].

Rasputin Catamite is a coming-of-age romantic slasher about teenagers, mobsters, and bloodthirsty psychopaths.
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!This comic provides examples of:
* AbusiveParents: Shlomo tends to be extremely cruel towards Sasha.
* BlackAndWhiteInsanity: Irina does absolutely monstrous things in God's name and is convinced that her insanity is virtuous.
* BodyguardingABadass: Tsar doesn't seem to be intimidating or belligerent, unlike his boss.
* CuteAndPsycho: Irina looks like a porcelain doll, but acts like a standard issue [[http://rasputincatamite.com/comic/lost-souls/ ax murderer]].
* HighClassCallGirl: Getter
* JewishComplaining: Miri, Big Boob Auntie and Shlomo are especially prone to kvetching.
* MondegreenGag: What happens when the attendees at the Christmas Eve Concert [[http://rasputincatamite.com/comic/bad-engrish/ try to sing in English]].
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: Dima is technically an upir (Russian vampire,) but aside from his bloodlust, super strength and fangs, he seems like a normal hormonal teenager. Sunlight does not affect him.
* PoliceAreUseless: The local [[http://rasputincatamite.com/comic/paperwork-and-the-public-safety-is-too-much-work/ police]] seems completely inept, lazy and/or corrupt.
* SelfHarm: Sasha cuts himself constantly.
* ThirdPersonPerson: Irina speaks like this, both to enhance her cuteness and her overly-inflated ego.
* ThoseWackyNazis: In spite of being reformed, Zoya continually makes [[http://rasputincatamite.com/comic/gooner-loves-ghoul/ incredibly bigoted remarks]] even though she is technically reformed. Dima slaughtered most of Zoya's [[http://rasputincatamite.com/comic/the-skinhead-buffet/ skinhead friends]] after they attacked a gay dance party.