->''"Most romance stories follow the same standard operating procedure — here's one person, here's another person, both have their own feelings and conflicts, they're crazy about each other, and eventually they overcome all odds and get together, and at the end of the film, they're a happy couple living happily ever after. That's so...boring."''
-->-- '''Aeire''', author of the comic.

''[[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/ Punch an' Pie]]'' was a comic, written by Aeire and illustrated by Chris Daily, about two bisexual women who start the comic in a relationship, break up, and rebuild their emotional lives afterward. It is a spinoff to Aeire's ''Webcomic/QueenOfWands'', focused on the life of Angela, from that comic; her girlfriend to start, Heather, and the increasingly large social networks that they form after their relationship ends.

Angela is a short, enthusiastic young woman with a long history of troubled relationships. She has a very active imagination and a healthy sense of fun—which itself appears to be a thin denial against her own emotional issues. Heather is the taller, but younger, of the two, a quiet, introspective woman with a tendency to avoid change. Each has a separate and mostly self-contained supporting cast revolving around their jobs, although there is some occasional crossover between the two casts.

Angela's main supports are Justin, a quiet and blunt guy who manages to become hugely successful off a book he despises, and Dawna, her former manager and jovial mother figure. Other notable supporting players include {{Jerkass}} bookstore manager George, {{Cloudcuckoolander}} employee Aaron, and gal-pal Molly. From them, Angela often gains insight into her own flaws and false perceptions.

Heather's first on-panel friendship apart from Angela is Jack, Justin's older and much more talkative brother. After switching jobs to a zoo, she begins spending time with Aiden, who becomes a love interest after she breaks up with Angela; and Karen, a [[TheDitz ditz]] of grand proportions. A few others rotate in and out, but Heather mostly sticks to these three; one of her defining character traits is a tendency toward excessive introspection and self-imposed isolation.

Relationships tend to be very messy for both Angela and Heather, and both seem to hold their past relationship as a gold standard for love. Parallelism abounds as the comic shifts POV from Angela to Heather and back again.

The strip was originally written by Aeire, writer/artist of ''Webcomic/QueenOfWands'', and drawn by Chris Daily, writer/artist of ''Webcomic/{{Striptease}}''. After 2011 became a particularly bad case of ScheduleSlip due to Aeire's schedule, she turned the scripting duties over to Daily as well, stepping back into a directing role. After the final arc [[spoiler:The reunion of Angela and Heather]], the strip came to an end on August 1, 2015.
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!!Tropes present in this webcomic are:
* AllThereInTheManual: It is highly recommended to read ''Queen of Wands'' first to make a few things clearer. Angela's polyamorous views are only referenced obliquely in ''Punch an' Pie'', and she and Justin occasionally reference Kestrel, Seamus, and the Macarena Bear from the previous strip.
* AndYouWereThere: One of Angela's [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20100302.html dream sequence storylines]] makes use of this.
* ArtEvolution: Chris Daily's art has changed very noticeably, mostly for the better. There has also been some pointed Writing Evolution, as Aeire has tried to cut down on WallOfText dialogue in favor of snappy three-panel strips.
* AuthorAppeal: Aeire comments that a strip featuring Angela getting into bed wearing a [[GoofyPrintUnderwear Wonder Woman T-shirt and matching panties]] was the result of not giving artist Daily any panel descriptions; she goes on to say that she should give him free rein more often.
* BenevolentBoss:
** Dawna. She's a mother to her employees, especially Angela.
** This trope gets [[PlayingWithATrope twisted into knots]] during a pair of parallel arcs featuring Angela's boss George and Heather's boss Brian. [[spoiler:George turns out to be a Benevolent Boss underneath his {{Jerkass}} behavior, while Brian fires someone who was no longer going to be a problem.]]
* BigNo: Heather does this at the thought of buying more milk for Lucy.
* BlandNameProduct: Often used for background gags, most memorably Angela and Justin shopping at "[[HotTopic Warm Mention]]."
* BookDumb:
** Karen to a huge extent. According to Molly, ''Goodnight, Moon'' was "too literary for her".
** Also played with when Heather's [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20080305.html fellow accounting students]] cry foul when she asks them questions not relating to numbers. They're likely more lazy than anything else.
* CallBack: One of ''many'' examples is [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20071205.html this strip]], which goes all the way back to one of Angela's punchlines from ''Queen of Wands''.
* CampStraight: Brian.
* CartoonCreature: [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20090724.html Frank]], Angela's pet cat...dog...whatever.
* CatchPhrase: Justin's "Whatever."
* CheerfulChild: Heather's [[spoiler:Dream!Angela, who is actually Heather's own inner child]].
* ChekhovsGunman: Lucy, who started as a colorful co-worker who taught Angela how to work the bookstore's coffee shop. [[spoiler: She would later on become Heather's new girlfriend, who would encourage her to stand up to her new boss and take the promotion.]]
* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Angela was pretty good friends with Felix and Shannon toward the end of ''Queen of Wands,'' but she's apparently stopped talking to them since Kestrel left. Likely a case of EconomyCast.
* ClingyJealousGirl: Angela, oh-so-very-much Angela during her relationship with Heather. See MistakenForCheating below. Heather breaks up with her over it.
* ClosetKey: When Karen decides to "become" bisexual to be more like Angela, Natalia tells her that's not how it works, and offers to experiment with her to prove that people can't just choose to change their sexual orientation. She proves her point, since Karen chickens out and can't go through with it, [[spoiler:but the experience makes Natalia realize her own attraction to women. She already has a girlfriend by her next appearance in the strip.]]
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Angela's employee Aaron shows signs of this, with his Shakespearean/Don Quixotic speech pattern — he certainly comes across as one to the other characters. A little bit of narration reveals that it's a deliberate act he puts on to make life more fun. Still, he probably fits this trope as well as anyone can in an unembellished SliceOfLife story.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Justin tells Aaron not to care so much about whether or not he gets Karen's attention. Aaron, instead of trying to be himself and let life take its course, proceeds to try his hand at being a Justin clone (and fails at it).
* ContinuityCameo: Felix and Shannon from ''Queen of Wands'', and their daughter Adrienne, cameo [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20080213.html as customers]] at the zoo where Heather works. Canon guest storylines by [[Webcomic/SomethingPositive R.K. Milholland]] feature Wannabe Wiccan Girl, Linda [[spoiler:and Kestrel]].
* CoolOldLady: Heather's world-traveling hippie mom. Also pretty much the only elderly character who isn't completely insane.
* CovertPervert: Heather losing her composure to stare slack-jawed at a burlesque show paints her with a touch of this.
* DeadpanSnarker: Justin
* DidYouJustHaveSex: Karen is ''very'' curious about Heather and Aiden's goings-on. Heather delights in provoking a YourHeadAsplode reaction when Karen tries to puzzle out whether Heather's mood and expressions indicate getting laid or not.
* DistractedByTheSexy: Angela in her ''{{Series/Firefly}}'' dream, Heather and Aiden in unison at a burlesque show.
* TheDitz: Karen. Complete with ValleyGirl speech patterns. She's dumb enough that she thinks "oblivious" is an infection and she dislikes reading to a comical degree.
* DoggedNiceGuy: Aaron.
* DontExplainTheJoke: One of the first signs of Karen's ditziness is that she feels the need to explain jokes that everyone got in the first place.
* DreamSequence: Used to contrast Angela's and Heather's different thought processes. Angela has wacky and meaningless dreams involving her favorite TV shows, video games, books, and musicals; Heather has introspective dreams where she re-examines her flimsy FreudianExcuse and tendency toward projecting her repressed traits onto others.
* FallingInLoveMontage: Used in flashback during the breakup scene.
* FauxtivationalPoster: Angela likes to hang them in her office.
* FreudianExcuse: DoubleSubversion with Heather. She first claims that her parents' divorce was amicable and that her childhood ended up better off for it. A dream sequence later reveals that she has some major abandonment issues due to her interpretation of the divorce. She even knows deep down that she's wrong.
* GrandFinale: [[spoiler:Angela and Heather finally run into each other for the first time since the breakup, and after talking for a while, they part on friendly terms after Heather gives Angela a ride to work. The comic then gets in one last gag as Angela is about to enter the toy store but then remembers [[IdiotBall it's actually her day off]] and leaves, grumbling about her mistake.]]
* [[SheIsNotMyGirlfriend He Is Not My Boyfriend]]: Angela and Heather ''both'' have a lot of these moments post-breakup. Heather has to deal with Aiden's frustrating ambiguity, while Angela has to correct other people's perceptions of her and her close friend Justin. Not to mention that Heather had to pretty much tell Angela (truthfully) both He's Not My Boyfriend and She's Not My Girlfriend in regard to ''[[ClingyJealousGirl every one of her friends]].''
* HiddenDepths: And I quote, [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20100909.html "So who's the moron now?"]]
* HowWeGotHere: After a very lengthy Angela arc, the comic switches back to Heather in real time — meaning that several months have passed, she's graduated from college, has a new (and much less fun) job, and [[spoiler:has cut off her quasi-relationship with Aiden to go out with Lucy]]. {{Flashback}}s are used to fill in up to the present.
* {{Hypocrite}}: After standing up to her boss and grabbing the promotion she was promised, Heather calls out an employee for being a passive-aggressive douchenozzle instead of being proactive in her career too. This despite Heather's own misgivings of how she grabbed the promotion using tactics she didn't approve of.
* InNameOnly: Justin has received offers to turn his book into a LighterAndSofter cartoon that bears no resemblance to his teenage vision of a mass-murdering gothic bat.
* InsaneTrollLogic: Karen is prone to it, such as her assertion that Lady Gaga's "Pokerface" is "kid friendly".
--> '''Karen:''' What? Come ''on''. There is ''nothing'' wrong with Gaga. ''Babies'' say gaga. Hel-lo, it's fine!
--> '''Angela:''' ''[VisibleSilence]''
--> '''Karen:''' SEE? ''Totally'' makes sense!
--> '''Angela:''' ...no.
* InsistentTerminology: "Don't call me sir."
* KavorkaMan: Joe.
* LeetLingo: Used to make sure the reader knows the characters are talking about ''VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft'' without actually calling the game by name. Also separates the main characters from the jerks on [[VideoGame/WorldOfWarcraft WoW]]. [[LampshadeHanging Lampshaded]] by Angela, who finds it incomprehensible gibberish at first.
* LockedOutOfTheLoop: Heather knows that there is something up with Karen and Aiden's past with each other, but neither of them is speaking up.
* ManChild: Angela started out as this, but seems to be growing out of it. It is implied that much of such behavior is an act.
* TheMatchmaker:
** Karen attempts to do this with Heather and Aiden - that is, she wants them to have sex together, but not to have a relationship. Her reasons are still somewhat unclear; she wants Heather to be happy, [[spoiler:but it is possible that she is also sore over a one-night stand with Aiden not leading to a relationship]].
** It seems that Dawna tried to set up Angela with her daughter.
* MeaningfulEcho: Angela has a bit of an OhCrap moment when she hears that her ex-boyfriend Seamus' reasons for breaking up with her were ''identical'' to Heather's, more or less right down to the same wording.
* MissingMom: Part of Heather thinks of her mother this way - another part of her is wise enough to know that it's not the case at all.
* MistakenForCheating: Angela apparently took her polyamory views and Heather's bisexuality to mean that literally all of Heather's friends were hot for Heather and vice versa.
* MistakenForGay: [[spoiler: Karen and Heather's boss, Brian.]] "Seriously, I can't believe this guy is married. To a girl."
* MoodWhiplash: Ah, a DreamSequence FillerArc parodying Franchise/DisneyAnimatedCanon! Surely this will be some good, lighthea-[[spoiler:[[NightmareFuel HOLY JESUS CHRIST]] [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20100504.html WHAT THE HELL IS THAT THING?!]]]]
* MsFanservice: Angela spends a lot of time (especially early on) in her panties and/or pantless. And then Heather starts dating a burlesque performer...
* TheNapoleon: Angela. [[BerserkButton She's very sensitive about her height]], and we'll leave it at that.
* NoodleIncident: "-THAT'S WHY [Seamus] ALWAYS WORE THE TIGHTY WHITIES? HA!"
* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Brian is completely unfazed by a burlesque show and enjoys it as art while the straight man and bi woman next to him ogle slack-jawed.
* ObfuscatingStupidity: Karen's not exactly [[Webcomic/GirlGenius Agatha Heterodyne]], but she's not ''quite'' as dumb as she looks.
* OlderThanTheyLook: Angela has a [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20090603.html difficult time]] convincing people that she is 26.
* OneSteveLimit: Averted with two Aarons.
* ParentalAbandonment: Not explored in the strip, but Angela is mentioned to have been kicked out by her parents when she was young, resulting in Dawna hiring her so she could survive.
* PointyHairedBoss: Subverted with George. At first he comes across as a sadistic and socially inept Jerkass, but it turns out that as poor as his personal skills are, he is a pretty decent boss. [[spoiler:At the strip's end, he quit his manager position and became more amicable, revealing that his sadistic attitude stemmed from the job's stress.]]
* QueerRomance: As both leads are bisexual.
* ReallyGetsAround: Karen claims that Aiden has slept with all of the girls at the zoo, and that he is reliable for a fun, uncomplicated sexual experience. The "sleeping with everyone" part is left up in the air, but the "uncomplicated" part? ''Dead wrong.'' [[spoiler:Especially in Karen's case, who had assumed it wasn't a one-night stand.]]
* RelationshipUpgrade: Heather is still trying to figure out whether or not she and Aiden have had one of these. [[spoiler:{{Subverted}} when he up and proposes...and she rejects him and breaks up with him in the same breath.]]
* RomanticFalseLead: We're lead to believe that Jack is one. He certainly wasn't in Heather's eyes, [[spoiler: and wasn't in his eyes, either]].
* SelectiveObliviousness: Angela seems to ignore any details of her relationships that don't fit in with her own self-loathing.
* SexEqualsLove: Subverted. [[spoiler:Heather and Aiden]] eventually have sex, but it doesn't make their relationship any less ambiguous. They're still trying to figure out whether they're even ''in'' a relationship for a long time afterward.
** [[spoiler:The same thing happened in the past between him and Karen, with Karen assuming they were in a relationship after having sex. Aiden had to explain he didn't feel the same way, which...broke her heart big time.]]
* ShipTease: Angela and Justin. Plenty of [[ShesNotMyGirlfriend He's Not My Boyfriend]] moments, but the SlapSlapKiss moment and a few ambiguous exchanges make it clear that Aeire wants readers to consider it a possibility.
* ShoutOut: To ''Literature/{{Coraline}}'' [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20090401.html in Angela's dream]]. Angela has an earlier dream about ''Series/{{Firefly}}'' and massaging Mal's biceps with Inara.
* ShowWithinAShow: [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20080114.html Justin's book]], featuring the adventures of an angsty machine-gun–toting bat named Rawrbat. He wrote it in his early teens and turned it in to a high school English teacher; the teacher liked it and sent it to a publisher, leading to a best-selling release. Justin himself despises it because he is now stuck with fame derived from an OldShame.
* SlapSlapKiss: Done [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20080509.html here]] and [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20081212.html here]].
* SplashOfColor: Kestrel's familiar green eyes are usually colored in.
* TheStoic: Aiden. He is infuriatingly detached, which is part of why he and Heather have so much UnresolvedSexualTension. [[spoiler:And why Karen is still broken-up about them not being in a relationship.]]
* StylisticSuck: Justin's best-selling book about bats and guns. In the story, it's dismissed as terrible by Angela and Justin but revered by critics as an allegory; readers agree that it's SoBadItsGood.
* TakeAThirdOption: When George and Molly drunkenly kiss at a party, there is speculation among those in the know about whether George will resign or fire Molly. In a big PetTheDog moment, George [[spoiler:simply reworks the schedule so that neither of them works at the same time as the other.]] This is in stark contrast to Heather's cheerful and benevolent boss, who [[spoiler:is forced by the higher-ups to fire Karen for lusting after him...''after'' she had given up on her crush]].
* TakeThat: Aeire [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20090105.html really]] [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20090904.html doesn't like Twilight]]. Or at least its fans.
* ThemeNaming: Dawna has a daughter named Jolie, who she quite obviously tries to get together with Angela. [[Creator/AngelinaJolie Angela and Jolie]], anyone?
* WhamEpisode: [[http://punchanpie.keenspot.com/daily/20071019.html The breakup.]] Complete with the first use of color, which has only been used, aside from [[SplashOfColor splashes]] in one filler strip and one guest strip since.
* WillTheyOrWontThey:
** It is legitimately unclear whether Angela and Heather will ever get back together. Karen, Jack, Justin and Lucy have all been set up as possible [[ChekhovsGunman Chekhov's Gunmen]] that would make a reunion plausible. [[spoiler: Their reunion was instead a completely chance encounter without any external engineering.]]
** Also applies to the Angela/Justin ShipTease, which is more on the Won't side but nonetheless appears increasingly plausible. [[spoiler:And then they Will anyway.]]
* YouNeedToGetLaid: Karen insists that Heather should have a one-night stand with Aiden to break her post-breakup mope. [[spoiler:Which turns out to be a personal test to see if Aiden was being truthful with her about *their* one-night stand.]]
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