''[[http://notinventedhe.re/ Not Invented Here]]'' is a webcomic by [[Webcomic/{{Unshelved}} Bill Barnes]] and illustrated by [[Webcomic/JustABitOff Jeff Zugale]][[note]]Formerly by Paul Southworth, who left at the end of 2011[[/note]]. It's about Desmond and Owen, respectively a developer and a program manager, working at a company. They deal with things like other developers trying to steal their ideas, other developers being condescending, and Owen's hilarious incompetence.

[[http://notinventedhe.re/ Not Read Here]].

!!This webcomic provides examples of:

* BecomingTheMask: "The Protocol" involves assuming the identity of a past programmer in order to better understand really old code and update it. This is one of the risks.
* BrokenPedestal: When Desmond meets Emerson Ali, one of the industry's best programmers, he's disappointed to find he's a buff JerkJock who gives him a humiliating nickname[[note]]Michelin Tan[[/note]].
* ChekhovsGun: Owen once acquired a worthless company through horrible investments. Later, Desmond's incredibly rare keyboard breaks. Guess what company made it?
* EightiesHair: Flashback Desmond has it...and ''Marketdroid'' has a mullet [[http://notinventedhe.re/on/2012-8-27]].
* HypocriticalHumour: This exchange;
-->'''Owen:''' You're both abrasive, know-it all loudmouths who like yelling and making people wrong.\\
'''Fang:''' *''yelling''* '''''You're wrong and I'll prove it!'''''
* ICanExplain: Desmond and Owen are caught in the middle of a wooded area, in a motor home, wearing hazard suits, surrounded by empty cough medicine containers. Fortunately, the guy who sees them believes Desmond when he explains they are ''not'' making drugs.
* IllNeverTellYouWhatImTellingYou: Umesh.
-->'''Desmond:''' How come you and Fang aren't fighting anymore?\\
'''Umesh:''' What? No! I've never even ''had'' sex! ''How dare you sir!''
* ItIsPronouncedTroPAY: Fang's name is pronounced "Fong".
* JerkAss:
** Umesh believes "niceness" has no place in a work environment. He enjoys mocking Desmond at any opportunity.
** Fang comes off as this sometimes, but WordOfGod says she has nothing against Desmond (who she most regularly antagonizes), she's just doing her job as a tester. Frustratingly well.
* KlatchianCoffee: Desmond's "Coder's Sunrise" breakfast recipe. It's cheese balls floating in Red Bull.
-->'''Desmond''': It's like there's a hornet party in my ribcage, and everyone's on ''fire!''
* {{LARP}}: A small story arc has the characters dislike the "other" form of LARP - either Fantasy or Sci-Fi LARP being awful. The two groups almost started a war amongst themselves, only for them to ally themselves against the Steampunk group.
* LogicalFallacies:
** FalseCause: Desmond believes that since bugs started being reported when the company first hired testers, testers must cause bugs.
-->'''Desmond:''' The more we hire, the more they "find". '''Q.E.D.'''
* NostalgiaFilter: Desmond feels like a kid again when his first computer is mailed to him by his uncle. He snaps out of it when it's pointed out that it would take every remaining computer of that model to match the processing power of one iPhone, and use way more electricity.
* NotMeThisTime: Someone "forked" Desmond's pet project. Whoever it was included petty insults towards Desmond in the Manifesto. So it has to be [[TheRival Umesh]], right? Wrong.
* SlapSlapKiss: Fang and Umesh, to both of their considerable shock.
* WhatDoesThisButtonDo: Owen.