-> ''An internet comic strip for unsafe workers and childish grown-ups''

NSFW Comix is a weekly series of [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin not safe for work comics]] by Cybersp0nge, with an occasional guest comic. While the series covers a variety of topics, many of these comics revolve around a pervert loser Cuthwald and his four companions Becky, Grant, Psymantha and Spatula.

The same author is also well-known for his parody flash, [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny The Ultimate]] [[strike:[[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny Showdown]]]] [[CastFullOfGay Orgy]] [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny of]] [[strike:[[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny Ultimate Destiny]]]] Homosexuality (which eventually had a censored version [[SarcasmMode to show to your grandma]]).

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!!This comic provides examples of:

* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents:
** Tentacle Boy's mother.
** One strip involves a couple of parents who were just too happy about seeing their son see a porn popup and therefore assume he wants to be a porn star.
* AntiHero: Franchise/{{Batman}}. In ''NSFW Comix'', he is a [[AnythingThatMoves ]]-molester.
* ArtEvolution: As the comic is more than five years old now, it shows.
* AuthorAvatar: Cybersp0nge is seen in anime form in the comics.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: A conversation at an employee work party accidentally spun into this in one of the early strips.
* BrotherSisterIncest: Cuthwald has a hot sister, [[spoiler: although the act was averted, then subverted, THEN played straight]].
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Cuthwald started out as just a standard socially maladjusted geek.
* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: Comrade Sperminov and Dude Sperm.
* DirtyMindReading: Cuthwald's mind [[AMindIsATerribleThingToRead is a terrible]] [[BrainBleach thing to read]], as a couple of strips had demonstrated. Even [[Film/{{Inception}} Dom Cobb]] wished to unsee it.
* DistaffCounterpart: Danielle is this to Cuthwald, in the story line where Cuthwald sought a love interest online.
* DistractedByTheSexy: Demonstrated at least a few times in the series.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Before they got personalities, Spatula and Grant were the nameless employees at Burger Barn. Becky's first appearance was as Tentacle Boy's teacher.
* EnhanceButton: A disgruntled fan used it on one of the strips from a few issues prior to it, [[spoiler: which revealed instructions to conceal Becky's penis to make it resemble a vagina.]]
* EvenEvilHasStandards: There are certain comics Cybersp0nge's boss can accept, as Cybersp0nge learned the hard way...
* FanService: "Act III: Noodz!" of ''The Death of Cuthwald'' as a response to several requests by fans for Becky to be drawn nude. All four of Cuthwald's companions had some degree of full-frontal nudity.
** FanDisservice - Around the same time, [[spoiler: Spatula temporarily becomes Cuthwald and Becky has a penis.]]
* {{Flanderization}}: Cuthwald started out as just an archetypical socially awkward nerd before evolving into... what he is now.
* GagBoobs: Womanly Woman in the comic with Manly Man as a lumberjack. Also Becky in one of the strips, in what may also be a candidate for TorpedoTits.
* GagPenis: [[spoiler:Becky.]]
** Manly Man. He even wears a watch on it in "Manly Menstruation".
--> At last, proof that Manly Man has the longest... [[BaitAndSwitch comic... in NSFW]].
* GamerChick: Apparently, Psymantha is one. She'd even marry Mario.
* GoodAngelBadAngel: When Grant and Spatula [[SideBet have a bet]] over whether Cuthwald is still as perverted as before, they are talking to him as if they were the Good and Bad angel, and [[FunnyBackgroundEvent the background provides strategically placed horns, wings and halo]].
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday: The Brahs. No homo.
* HeroicBSOD: Grant, Psymantha and Spatula [[spoiler: upon seeing that Becky not only has a penis, but that she uses it to jerk off to pictures of Cuthwald]].
** Earlier, Psymantha and Grant had one upon finding a naked Cuthwald under their bed while they're naked.
* IAteWhat: Earlier comics have Spatula jacking off into the food while working as a Burger Barn cook. Also, that's what you get for stealing Grant's cookies as one early strip demonstrated.
** In the story arc with BarackObama visiting, [[spoiler: subverted. He was initially displeased with a burger assumed jizzed upon by Grant being pressured by Spatula. However, it turned out that not only did Grant use Mayo to get Spatch off his case, but the "special sauce" was a result of a misplaced burger originally meant for an irate customer back when Obama was visiting as Senator. Obama returned because he swore that he had the best burger he ever tasted there.]]
* IntercontinuityCrossover: When Cuthwald was assumed dead he started appearing in City 17 in LifeWithLamarr. When Cuthwald was revealed to have been alive, Manly Man was seen reading a newspaper dismissing Cuthwald sightings in City 17.
* JumpingTheShark:[[invoked]] Interpreted literally, at the climax of a storyline that ran for over a year and a half.
* JustSoStory: Almost always applied to poor Tentacle Boy.
* LovesMyAlterEgo: Cuthwald creates an outrageously manly persona to pick up chicks online. It works, but not without [[ImaginaryFriend consequences.]]
* LovableSexManiac: "OH, CUTHWALD!"
* NegativeContinuity: In some early comics, Cuthwald gets killed (not in the TheyKilledKenny frequency though) or sent to prison and somehow returns at his next appearance without any explanation between the events.
* NoCelebritiesWereHarmed: There are many celebrity caricatures.
* NonMammalMammaries: Dinosaurgy
* PornStash: Cuthwald has one behind his comic book shelf. And it also happens to be where he stores the spooge he keeps in jars.
* PsmithPsyndrome: Psymantha. Why her name is spelled this way is never brought up. She does claim to be graduating in psychology, but any possible connection between this degree programme and her name is not implied either.
* RatedMForManly: Manly Man. Usually ends in TestosteronePoisoning (see below).
* ReluctantMonster: Tentacle Boy. Although partly subverted, since the line "The Chick notices he isn't attacking and discovers his true nature" is the opposite to what we've seen in the latest episode, where the chick notices he IS attacking and uncovers his true nature (much to his reluctance).
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Cuthwald. Oh, like that's a shock.
* ShaggyDogStory: The "20-Year Old Virgin" storyline where [[spoiler:Cuthwald's companions put in a lot of work to please him and it supposedly destroyed the world; to save the day they got a second chance and went the too-easy route for an anticlimactic ending.]]
* SoundtrackDissonance - SoundtrackDissonance/YaketySax was embedded as an optional soundtrack to the 300th comic's penultimate panel.
* SpoofAesop: A running gag usually seen at the end of the comic.
* SpotlightStealingSquad: Cuthwald and friends.
* StealthPun: In strip 18. Don't get it? Ask your parents.
* TakeThat: There's one for an EasterEgg in the credits screen after The Ultimate Orgy. [[spoiler:There's a disclaimer stating that all characters real and imaginary were satirically used and not intended to slander or besmirch. Mousing over "real persons" also carries this message: '''Particularly in the case of Eric Bauman, because that is a true and accurate representation of him - He actually ''IS'' a cocksucker.'''[[note]]for the record, that was back when Eric Bauman was head of Ebaum's World, which was criticized for stealing other peoples' works on the internet.[[/note]]]]
* [[spoiler: TenMinuteRetirement]]: [[spoiler:Cybersp0nge "retired" for three months before proceeding with the ''Death of Cuthwald'' storyline. An entire storyline and some "[[Webcomic/{{xkcd}} celebrity]] [[ComicStrip/{{Garfield}} guest]] [[Webcomic/CtrlAltDel comics]]" ensued, until one of them prompts him to return from "retirement".]]
* TastesLikeDiabetes: (in-universe) Parodied on April Fool's Day 2008. Subverted the next day.
* TeenyWeenie: Cuthwald.
* TestosteronePoisoning: Manly Man, and he's described as thus:
--> "In this day and age of political correctness (read: pussies), masculinity is a confusing and dangerous issue. Heterosexual men and boys of today find themselves in need of a role model who isn't a pussy, and that role model is the male chauvinist whom male chauvinist pigs wish they were: Manly Man. Manly Man [[MemeticBadass once took on Chuck Norris and Maddox in a fight and won by staring at them until they turned gay and made out with each other, this distraction allowing Manly to punch them into orbit, where they still are to this day.]]"
* {{Transsexual}}: [[spoiler:Becky is a very well-endowed (top and bottom) non-op transwoman. Interestingly, she seems to get along with her penis rather well, meaning it's not clear if she's non-op because she's broke, or because she feels she doesn't need to.]]
* TrollingCreator: Cybersp0nge responded to constant requests for Becky nudes by [[spoiler:giving her a penis]]. When a lot of fans ''liked'' it, he [[spoiler:had her get rid of it.]] Then he went back and forth a couple more times before settling on [[spoiler:yes, she actually has one]].
* UnsoundEffect:
** "BONER!"
** Since the creation of the ''NSFW Comix'' TVTropes page, "AudibleGleam" was used as an UnsoundEffect.
* VaginaDentata: Entrepreneurial Dan unsuccessfully made numerous sales pitches on these.
* YouDidntSeeThat: Becky, when she first slips up about her big secret.
* YouNeedToGetLaid: Cuthwald. [[spoiler:On second thought...]]

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