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[[caption-width-right:248:We call this the Spiky Thing.]]

''[[http://www.meetmyminion.com/?p=5 Minion]]'' is produced by Minion Comics and updates Monday and Wednesday.

The comic is about two unemployed losers who take jobs as henchmen with an evil organization, after one of them, Spencer, gets convicted of theft and is unable to find a job. The organization is ostensibly dedicated to promoting freedom of information by hacking into government and corporate secret files.

!!'''This webcomic contains examples of:'''
* AffablyEvil: Von Gernsbach presents himself as a [=WikiLeaks=]-style campaigner for freedom of information as he takes Spencer and Dingus under his wing.
* AllJustADream: Dingus has a [[http://www.meetmyminion.com/?p=921 short dream sequence]] involving his fantasies about predators, aliens, and the holy grail.
* BrainInAJar: Hitler's head is [[http://www.meetmyminion.com/?p=862 in a jar attached to a giant rampaging gorilla]].
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Wendell [[http://www.meetmyminion.com/?p=694 is a prime example of this trope]].
* TheBully: Skeeter attempts to force new minions to play one of two games: Stab-Twist-Gurgle, or Mama Bird.
* ColdBloodedTorture: Spencer and Dingus are allowed to pick their torture, with options ranging from "The Spiky Thing" to "The Shocker" to a George Lopez comedy special.
* CoolAndUnusualPunishment: The series of torture options on offer.
* CreepyDoll: Tur-Tor, a stuffed green turtle with drugged-out eyes, plays tapes of rap songs about domestic violence by children.
* DangerouslyGenreSavvy: Von Gernsbach rants away about his plans, because it's his greatest love - despite noting that there will soon be "the escaping and the foiling."
* DistractedByTheSexy: Dingus's use of the prostitute as a distraction for the guards.
* TheDragon: Mr. Magnum is Von Gernsbach's second in command, doing most of the actual work.
* DuelingScar: Von Gernsbach has an extensive one.
* ElectricTorture: Spencer and Dingus are offered options for how they will be tortured, including a "car battery to the balls."
* EvilGloating: Von Gernsbach engages in quite a bit of this, gloating over the power he will gain from his plans.
* FrickinLaserBeams: Dingus and Spencer are given unsupervised and ill-advised access to various laser guns.
* GoodScarsEvilScars: Von Gernsbach's scar gives him a sinister, evil look and telegraphs his villainy.
* GloriousLeader: Von Gernsbach constantly rails against the government and corporations for their secrecy as justification for his hacking efforts.
* GratuitousRap: Tur-Tor's song, "Punch Your Bitch In The Mouth."
* TheGuardsMustBeCrazy: The guards' assumption that a homosexual orgy is going on based on Wendell's comments about his hat.
* HighClassGlass: Von Gernsbach, who comes from a wealthy German family, wears a monocle over his scar.
* HighOctaneNightmareFuel: The above mentioned [[CreepyDoll Tur-Tor]] and [[FanNickname Pizza Face]].
* AnIcePerson: Dingus plans his minion identity "Icepick" around an ice theme, deciding that [[http://www.meetmyminion.com/?p=190 "I'll kill people, but only with weapons that are cold and shit."]].
* {{Mooks}}: The comic focuses on the perspective of a group of Mooks.
* MisogynySong: Tur-Tor's rap song "Punch Your Bitch In The Mouth."
* ANaziByAnyOtherName: Von Gernsbach generally dresses like a Nazi, complete with red armband, and installs Hitler's head on a giant gorilla.
* PublicDomainArtifact: Dingus is convinced that the evil organization they work for is searching for the Holy Grail.
* SuckinessIsPainful: The torture options discussed, including a Jonas Brothers concert and a George Lopez special.
* TortureTechnician: The torturer minion offers such options as "The Spiky Thing" and "The Shocker."
* VillainProtagonist: The main duo here are primarily minions for the evil organization.
* VillainWithGoodPublicity: Von Gernsbach "got on the cover of Time" by portraying himself as a freedom of information proponent.
* WeNeedADistraction: Dingus uses a prostitute as a distraction for the guards when the base is on lock-down.
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