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This is the story of three people and a sign.

''[[http://marryme.keenspot.com/ Marry Me]]'' is a webcomic created and written by Bobby Crosby (''[[http://plusev.keenspot.com/ +EV]]'', ''[[http://www.lastblood.net/ Last Blood]]'') and illustrated by Remy "Eisu" Mokhtar (''[[http://www.nopinkponies.com/ No Pink Ponies]]''). It depicts the life of Stasia, a pop-idol of some renown who fills whatever arena she sings in. On the personal front, though, it's less of a sunshine story. Stasia's love life has turned out less than satisfactory, and she is not eager to get back into the dating scene again. Depressed and unenthusiastic, she prepares for her last show of the year.

Enter Guy. Or in fact, enter Parker, dragging Guy with her by his ear. Parker is a die-hard Stasia fan and has brought along a sign that she is intent on getting Stasia's autograph on. Guy can't understand the appeal of her music (or any other parts of her). As the show progresses, nature calls to Parker. Unfortunately, this may make her miss the big moment, but she makes Guy swear to present the sign if she doesn't make it back in time. Being a nice guy, he does. He probably shouldn't have.

''Marry Me'' is a plot-heavy romantic comedy in its purest form. You will find many romance tropes roaming about, and while the story is original in itself, the form is easily recognizable and rather predictable. [[TropesAreNotBad That doesn't stop it from being entertaining, however.]]

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!!Provides Examples Of:
* AccidentalMarriage: The whole plot foundation.
* BestWoman: In the epilogue.
* BookEnds: [[spoiler: Stasia talking to Jenny backstage before doing a concert while one of them is very pregnant.]]
* ChekhovsHobby: [[spoiler:Parker is training for a vampire marathon. (Which is the same thing as a normal marathon, only...[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin by vampires]].)]]
* DoubleEntendre: "I'm in Stasia's pants tonight."
* {{Foreshadowing}}: Stasia comments that [[spoiler: she plans on wearing Janny's maternity clothes on her next tour.]]
* FourthDateMarriage: First played around with with Stasia and Guy's instant wedding. Then played straight [[spoiler: after he asks her to marry him for real less than 72 hours later.]]
* GoodSamaritan: Stasia is an avid giver to charity and cancer research.
* [[IAteWhat I Drank What]]: Averted when the characters ask what they're drinking ''before'' they consume it. It turns out to be blood. [[spoiler:They drink it anyway.]]
* IronicEcho: Stasia says [[spoiler: that on the next tour she'd be wearing maternity clothes; guess what?]]
* MarriageBeforeRomance: The way the story starts.
* MissingMom: Stasia and Janny's mom has been gone for years.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: Parker trying to get a look at Stasia, forgetting that her pants are down.
* NoodleIncident: The San Diego Zoo incident. Whatever it was, it was enough to stop Stasia from donating to The Society For Happier Monkeys any more.
* RealityIsUnrealistic: One of the News Commentators thinks the entire thing is a publicity stunt. Though, to give him credit, he does bring up some good points for it, despite them all just being coincidences. Really, REALLY, convenient coincidences.
** Also, Guy is too realistic of a pirate for audiences to connect with. [[NoodleIncident Don't ask.]]
* ScaryBlackMan: Denny the body guard.
* SexySantaDress: Stasia, Janny and Parker get in [[http://marryme.keenspot.com/d/20131225.html on this.]]
* [[StageMom Stage Dad]]: Stasia and Janny's father.
* ViewersAreMorons: The author often thinks he needs to explain everything to his readers. He also does not encourage speculation on the plot that does not concur with what he thinks you should be guessing at that point.
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