''Joe Loves Crappy Movies'' is a webcomic about an avid movie-goer, Joe Dunn, [[WriteWhoYouKnow his friends and family]], and commentary on movies and the movie industry. The comic also serves as a review of said movie covered in the strip. It can be found on the [[http://digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie Digital Pimp website.]]

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!!This webcomic provides examples of:

* TheAlcoholic: Irv is on the record as saying he can't live without excessive amounts of alcohol.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: Inverted. Joe complained that there were twelve things he did that day that were better than the ending to Hitman. The top three: going to the bathroom, eating lunch, and getting in a gunfight with Morgan Freeman.
* ArtEvolution: Seen as the strip progresses. Actually lampshaded in [[http://digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie&id=381 the Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist]] strip, where someone said Joe's art was getting too complex. The resulting comic was simpler as a result.
* AuthorAvatar: Not only of Joe, but of Irv, another Digital Pimp member.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: Switchblade Motorcross Dunn, the hypothetical child of Joe and Yeo.
** Joe has a number of names picked out that fall under this trope-but he takes back Potato-Eating Mick Dunn.
* BackStab: When all else fails, stab the Grimace.
* {{Badass}}: Ben Kenobi. He was really the one to kill Greedo.
** Creator/UweBoll. Among other things, he's ''Film/{{Cloverfield}}''. And that's why he doesn't care that you hate his movies.
* CaptainObvious: Palpatine ''will'' insult you if you invoke this trope.
* CatchPhrase: Parodied where EVERY role Creator/SamuelLJackson [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=388&title=movie plays]] [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=320&title=movie ends]] [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=124&title=movie in]] [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=101&title=movie motherfucker]].
* CloningBlues: Joe pondered what it would be like if he cloned himself so he could see a lot of movies at once. It didn't work: all of them went to see the same movie.
* {{Cosplay}}: Joe and his friends when seeing the second Fantastic Four movie. Except Yeo. She went home.
** The Halloween strips
** Even George got one in when he shot Vanilla Ice for ripping off [[DavidBowie Under]] [[{{Queen}} Pressure]]
* DealWithTheDevil: What Christopher Nolan did to get the cast of ''Film/BatmanBegins''. When asked by Hitler if it was WorthIt, Nolan replies that it totally was.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Why Poseidon happened: Fergie was on board and God hates the Black Eyed Peas.
* DrinkingGame: Joe, Irv, and Yeo play one when they see The Pink Panther. The rules: take a sip when they lose respect for Steve Martin. [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie&id=104 70 seconds later?]]
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: MorganFreeman, apparently.
* FanDisillusionment: Joe after seeing the first ''Film/FantasticFour'' movie. The NostalgiaFilter won out quickly, though.
* ForWantOfANail: Had Irv not gotten sick, everyone could have gotten tickets to the premiere of MissionImpossible 3.
* GodwinsLaw: Invoked when Irv asks why there aren't minority Terminators.
* GroinAttack: Joerules vs. a stranger.
** Joe vs a football. Twice. Then a guy in a football costume shoots him.
* ImperialStormtrooperMarksmanshipAcademy: Their minds were blown when someone suggested hitting their target.
* KillerRabbit: Used as an example of what [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=314&title=movie would be scary]].
* KlaatuBaradaNikto: Of course, with the Grimace in Keanu's place, it's Klaatu Barada Milkshake.
* MadeOfExplodium: The tiger sent by Creator/MichaelBay to attack a reporter that misquoted him. Which then transformed into a fire engine.
* MayDecemberRomance: Parodied when Tom Cruise brings out Dakota Fanning instead of Katie Holmes.
* MisterSeahorse: The only two people Joe trusts enough to carry his child (if they need a surrogate) are Irv and Batman.
* MoodWhiplash: the UpInTheAir [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=7&title=movie strip]]
* NoFourthWall: This is a world where Irv's best friend is [[ThreeHundred Leondias]], [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Captain Picard]] plays IronMan on the VideoGame/MarvelVsCapcom arcade game, and Joe's survived {{Saw}} twice!
* OneSteveLimit: Parodied in the [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?title=movie&id=177 Snakes on a Plane comic]]
* PornStache: Joe notes that this was part of Burt Reynolds' appeal, and expresses horror when he shaves it. Yeo would still hit that.
** Discussed [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=316&title=movie here]]
* PrisonRape: Hinted at when Joe goes to prison in The Longest Yard strip, and George in the Let's Go to Prison strip
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: Parodied when Joe and Phil ponder how Leondias would translate into modern life. One of this comic's frames is the trope page picture.
* TheRashomon: Lampshaded. [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=177&title=movie It's ABOUT Rashomon]]
* RealMenWearPink: Leo's spirit animal is HelloKitty.
-->"[[PunctuatedForEmphasis You. Are. ADORABLE!]]"
* RuleOfCool: Why God's willing to overlook the YouFailPhysicsForever in Film/StarTrek
** Why Joe wore the eyepatch after beating George
* RunningGag: UH-DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHH!
** NERD! *punches nerd in the stomach*
** Why would you stab the Grimace?
* SoBadItsGood: InUniverse. Joe's raison d'etre is to watch movies that fit this trope.
%%"raison d'etat" - "reason of state". doesn't make any sense.
* SnapBack: People have been beaten up, shot, and even killed - and are perfectly fine next strip.
* StuffBlowingUp: Michael Bay loves to do it.
* SureWhyNot: When Slow Billy asks if Jesus was a Transformer.
* TheyFightCrime: Joe's idea of a more popular political film: have Palin and Obama do this.
** Also Jean-Luc Picard and a chicken in ''Hengage''.
* TrademarkFavoriteFood: Ice cream sandwiches, to the point where Joe would pick one over Irv.
* {{Transplant}}: Palpatine and Leondias. Captain Picard's seen in the background often.
* TheUnpronounceable: Invoked [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=95&title=movie here]]
** LuckyNumberSlevin, to the point where someone just called it "Josh Hartnett".
* ViewersAreMorons: Joe's reaction when certain movies are reviewed negatively, and he asks how that was worse than TheWickerMan remake.
** George attacked a movie theater that enjoyed Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector ''because'' of this trope.
* WhatCouldHaveBeen: [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=127&title=movie Irv daydreams about Will Smith as Captain America]]
* YouCanKeepHer: Twice. Joe, knowing his hypothetical child would probably turn out an asshole like him, is on record as saying if either the devil or kidnappers took his kid, they can have her.
* YourHeadAsplode: Teleporting does this.
* YouSuck: [[http://www.digitalpimponline.com/strips.php?start=436&title=movie Joe calls the public "retarded"]] when The Fog went number one.
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