->''Blood of the lamb, motherfuckers.''
-->-- '''Jesus Christ'''

God is [[HaveYouSeenMyGod not as omnipresent]] as the Bible would have you believe. [[KungFuJesus Jesus Christ]] has grown fed up of watching humanity struggle without the aid of their Divine Father, so he resolves to do something about it... and so begins a mad journey [[TimeTravel through time]] with [[Creator/ErnestHemingway various]] [[AlbertEinstein historical]] [[UsefulNotes/WinstonChurchill figures]], beating up [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler villains]] of the past and generally [[BadAss kicking ass]]. The Heavenly Host is determined to stop him, and history is not as it should be...

Read it [[http://www.jesuschriststory.com/ here]].
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* KungFuJesus: Jesus, of course. Kicks off the plot.

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