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[[caption-width-right:273:A sickening EldritchAbomination, and [[BaitAndSwitchComparison Cthulhu]].]]

Take the [[SugarBowl kid-friendly]], [[RidiculouslyCuteCritter impossibly cute character]] that is Franchise/HelloKitty. Take the Lovecraftian EldritchAbomination that is [[Franchise/CthulhuMythos Cthulhu]]. [[JustForFun/XMeetsY Combine them]] and [[FusionFic see what happens]]...

[[http://www.hello-cthulhu.com ''Hello Cthulhu'']] is a {{Webcomic}} which chronicles the misadventures of titular Cthulhu, as he strives to spread evil and taint in the [[Creator/{{Sanrio}} cute world]] of Hello Kitty. He quickly discovers that other Elder Things are here too: Dagon, the fish god (who runs a fish shop) and the Colour From Out Of Space (who quickly turns into a depressed alcoholic).

Other characters include: the cute Hello Kitty denizens, two [[AttackOfThe50FootWhatever 50 Foot Whatevers]], a heroic piece of toast, a pirate banana, talking muffins, dancing marshmallows... and others.
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!!This comic provides examples of:

* AttackOfThe50FootWhatever: Once by [[spoiler:a giant purple crayon]], and then by a [[spoiler:giant cheese grater]].
* BreakingTheFourthWall:
** "Advisory Board" is guilty of this as stated below.
** "The WQEP" also breaks the fourth wall by getting rid of the scenery because the comic has infringed multiple violations and goes onto address multiple complaints fans have with the series.
* ChekhovsGun: In "The interview of Cthulhu", Cthulhu eats the dancing marshmallow that he met. [[spoiler: After everything is gone, Cthulhu has to pay a bill of 2.5 million smiles which is impossible considering Cthulhu doesn't have a mouth but because the marshmallow is still inside him, he can continue to pay the bill]].
* ExactWords: In "Advisory Board", the titular advisory board states the [[BreakingTheFourthWall reader will be shielded]] from "hot muffin sex". The ''very next'' panel shows two muffins having sex.
--> '''Advisory Board:''' That clearly was not hot.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: Parodied at least twice.
* FisherKingdom: You enter the Hello Kitty world, you become as cute as the locals. It doesn't eliminate all the eldritch horror that comes with Lovecraftian mythos, but it makes the Elder Gods harmless and downright pitiable.
* FunSize: Everyone is tiny and cute.
* FusionFic: Of ''The Cthulhu Mythos'' and ''Hello Kitty''.
* HeelFaceTurn: Parodied by a character's [[spoiler:(Hello Kitty)]] transformation.
* HeroicMime: The adventure-seeking piece of toast.
* LovecraftLite: All these {{Eldritch Abomination}}s running around are surprisingly nonthreatening.
* OrphanedSeries: Not updated since Christmas 2006.
** In fact, it was updated fairly recently, but it isn't on the actual page. Apparently the author has forgotten how to put comics on the actual page, and is now linking them on the forums.
*** Technically, he made his last comics too large for the main site (which he apparently plans on revamping), as well as [[http://www.hello-cthulhu.com/images/comics/en/116/panel-1.png too confusing for the readers.]]
* SelfDeprecation: In "The WQEP" we get this gem:
--> '''WQEP representative:''' This comic has numerous violations: unoriginal material, recycled artwork, infrequent updates and endless complaints of the comics just not being funny enough.
* SickeninglySweet: The SugarBowl world of Hello Kitty is so cheerful, it drives Cthulhu crazy.
* TemptingFate: In "Taco Song" after a week of hearing the shark captain sing the "Taco Song", Dagon finally gets pissed off and tells him to shut up. Cthulu's quickly comes to the shark captain's defense and states "it could be worse". This earns the ire of Dagon who promptly responds with "So tell me how it could be worse. I want to know. I want to know right now!". Cue the giant cheese grater following them to start singing the Taco Song at a much louder volume.
--> '''Cthulu''': [[LampshadeHanging Jackass]]
* VileVillainSaccharineShow
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