''Greystone Inn'' was a webcomic by Brad J. Guigar that ran from February 2000 through June 2005. The strip's premise revolves around the life and career of a group of actors, managed by the [[TokenNonHuman gargoyle]] Argus, who produce a comic strip named ''Greystone Inn'', in which a bed-and-breakfast's owner discovers that his inn is home to a gargoyle...

The series takes place in the same universe as, and shares a few characters[[note]]Lightning Lady, Keagan, and Samantha most notably[[/note]] with, Guigar's strip that suceeded it, ''Webcomic/EvilInc''.

The archive can be read [[http://www.greystoneinn.net/ here]].
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!! This Webcomic provides examples of:
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: Why Trever the intern dresses like a punk.
* AmoralAttorney: It turns out that Argus' lawyer is a [[OurVampiresAreDifferent vampire]].
-->'''Mac:''' Did you know your lawyer is a blood-sucking vampire?!
-->'''Argus''' No, [[EvilLawyerJoke I just assumed]]...
* BackFromTheDead: The comic company avoids TheCharacterDiedWithHim by using cloned "franken-zombies".
* BreakingTheFourthWall / MetafictionalDevice: The Narrator.
* CatsAreMean: Mister Tummy-Tums
* CigarChomper: Argus
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: A tourgoer remarks that the relationship between Mel Cooley and Argus reminds them of ''TheDickVanDykeShow'', much to Argus' amusement.
* EccentricExterminator: Carl Spackler blows up "varmints" with plastic explosives shaped to look like his targets.
* ExactWords: In the ShowWithinAShow Argus was enchanted by an ancient wizard to watch over the owners of the land Greystone Inn sits on.
-->'''Argus:''' You're my MTV, pal.
* FlyingBrick: Titanic Man
* GodGuise: The Narrator can't resist having a little fun with Mr. Warship.
* GolfClubbing: Mac doesn't take criticism of his golf game well.
-->'''Argus:''' Funny, it's called a club but you use it like a spade.
-->'''Mac:''' Oh, I ''could'' use it like a club...
* GrammarNazi: Lawrence
-->'''Argus:''' And you wonder why nobody ever asks editors to go to lunch!
* GrandmaWhatMassiveHotnessYouHave: The reason Mel Cooley is eager to get a job with ''ComicStrip/{{Blondie}}''
-->'''Argus:''' Good lord, man! What is she - 70? 80 years old?!
-->'''Mel Cooley:''' And she's ''still'' got it.
* HairAntennae: Keagan has these
* {{Expy}}: "H. Ross Peroach" and "Bob Village".
* InsistentTerminology: [[http://www.greystoneinn.net/d/20000315.html They're not dolls, they're action figures]].
* LargeHam: Argus
* LethalChef: Mac, until he practices [[spoiler:to impress Samantha]].
* NaiveNewcomer: Mac gets the job as producer ''because'' he has no prior experience.
* NonHumansLackAttributes: Argus rarely bothers to wear anything, and doesn't need to for modesty.
* NoodleIncident: Keagan returns from his stand-up comedy gig in Las Vegas with Franchise/{{Godzilla}} with the tale of "the KingKong incident".
-->'''Keagan:''' Something about Kong, Godzilla, a crate of scotch and the StatueOfLiberty...
* NotSoImaginaryFriend: In the flashback to the "early days of the strip", only Ned can talk to Argus due to the terms of the wizard's curse.
* OnlySaneWoman: Sammy, who has [[http://www.greystoneinn.net/d/20000219.html no patience for Argus' antics]].
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: Mac's roommate, who was [[spoiler:accidentally killed by a rock [[LaserGuidedKarma while ghost hunting]].]]
* PungeonMaster: Mac
-->'''Argus:''' ''(after a horrible date)'' I've been picking chewing tobacco out of my teeth all morning.
-->'''Mac:''' Ahhh. A Kodiak moment.
* PutOnABus: Mel Cooley
* RogerRabbitEffect: Argus, Ned and Inez are living cartoons.
* RunningGag: Argus is not fond of them.
* SecondFaceSmoke: The reason the plush Argus toy was discontinued.
-->'''Sammy:''' It was ''real smoke''! The darned thing needed a Surgeon General's warning!
* ScreamsLikeALittleGirl: Mac upon finding a mouse in his kitchen.
-->'''Mouse:''' I don't think the man saw me, but his girlfriend ''must'' have.
* ShipperOnDeck: Argus, for [[spoiler:Mac and Sammy]].
* ShowWithinAShow: The entire premise of the strip.
* StandUpComedy: Keagan's second job.
* TakenForGranite: Argus, being a gargoyle, has issues with his condo's "no lawn ornaments" policy.
* ThatDidntHappen: A tour group is bribed to forget they saw anything when a scripting [[http://www.greystoneinn.net/d/20000220.html goes awry]].
* TheCameo: A [[http://www.greystoneinn.net/d/20000630.html number of famous cartoon characters]] join Argus in DrowningTheirSorrows after failing to make ''People'''s "Sexiest Toons" list.
-->'''Argus:''' [[FrothyMugsOfWater Another round of root beer]].
* TheCasanova: Keagan, [[spoiler:before he meets Lightning Lady]].
* TheDevil: When Argus decides he needs a new agent, said agent is decidedly diabiolical in [[http://www.greystoneinn.net/d/20000727.html both appearance and action]].
* TheFundamentalist: Mr. Warship
* TokenNonHuman: Argus.
* YourMom: Lawrence tells Yo Momma jokes with ''[[http://www.greystoneinn.net/d/20000816.html style]]''.
* WingsDoNothing: Argus

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