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''[[http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=96145 Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening]]'' is an exaggerated, manga-styled AffectionateParody of the landmark PlayStation RPG, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''. It is serialized on SmackJeeves by [[http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=70947 Decalyn]] and [[http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=109819 ObstinateMelon.]] It pokes fun at everything from [[PlotHole plot holes]] to the game's questionable translation.

Note that the SmackJeeves archives only go up to page 252, further pages can be found on ''[[http://www.obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/ ObstinateMelon's Deviantart page.]]''
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! Contains examples of:

* AffectionateParody
* AltText: Only on the first few pages, then they're replaced by real text and are absent completely from the DeviantArt page.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Cloud has his slips every now and then, much to Tifa's irritation.
* AscendedExtra: Johnny.
* BeautifulAllAlong: Averted by Aeris, if Cloud's reaction [[CrowningMomentOfIndifference (or lack thereof)]] is any indication.
* BlindIdiotTranslation: Referenced every now and then. Aeris's "This guy are sick" line is left intact, coupled with the derpiest expression imaginable.
* BerserkButton: President Shinra ''flips out'' when Barret spits on him.
* BrickJoke[=/=]ChekhovsGun:
** Jessie's ID card
** Also, Cloud sending Yuffie flying during the battle with Bottomswell.
* TheCameo: ''Jeez''. *Deep breath*, Bomberman, Bomb Man, Sonic the Hedgehog, Firion, Bartz, Ultros, Frog, Solid Snake, Lightning, Mario, Edgar and Sazh just to start with.
* CatFight:
** Aeris and Tifa at the end of the Midgar arc.
** A MudWrestling fight between Aeris and Elena is later [[DefiedTrope denied.]]
* ChivalrousPervert: Cloud. [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/gallery/25038206?offset=72#/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page254-256587155?q=gallery%3Aobstinatemelon%2F25038206&qo=93&_sid=381591c2 Oh Cloud.]]
* ChocolateBaby: One of the kids Mog and Mogrita have is yellow, unlike the other white ones.
--> '''Aeris:''' "Mogrita, you WHORE!"
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: '''Aeris'''. It is at least given some explanation due to her growing up entirely in Midgar; a lot of the things the party sees is new to her.
* DeathGlare: Sephiroth ''literally'' does one in Cloud's flashback. It makes a dragon's head '''''[[YourHeadAsplode explode.]]'''''
* DestructionEqualsOffSwitch[=/=]CuttingTheKnot: One strip has Cloud stab a control console to make a door open. In the game, one has to complete an irritating puzzle to open said door.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: At the Train Graveyard, Tifa fights off Doomtrain by performing a full suplex on it. Cloud and Aeris are utterly awestruck by the sight (and in the former's case, aroused).
--> '''Aeris:''' Did you just '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI suplex a TRAIN?!]]'''
* TheDitz: Aeris.
* DoomedByCanon: Aeris is, of course, going to die. Like nearly everything else, this is PlayedForLaughs.
* FanDisservice: Hojo in Costa del Sol. Tifa and Aeris even cast blind on themselves.
* GenkiGirl: Aeris, surprisingly enough.
* GilliganCut: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page216-205613260?q=gallery%3Aobstinatemelon%2F25038206&qo=131 Cloud plays Yuffie in Street fighter.]]
* GivingUpOnLogic:
** Cloud does it at the end of [[http://sevening.smackjeeves.com/comics/1123944/0169/ this comic.]]
** He keeps falling into the major error of trying to ''understand'' the universe he's stuck in. Unfortunately, that's not gonna happen.
* GoryDiscretionShot:
** Poor Wedge... [[spoiler: But he lives! ...well, until everyone in the sector gets crushed.]]
** Biggs gets one when he [[spoiler:blows himself up with a grenade to take out several troops in pursuit of the heroes.]]
* GroinAttack: First Rufus and later 'Sephiroth' do this to Cloud.
--> '''Sephiroth:''' "[[BreathlessNonSequitur After I throw Destruct at your balls, head north past Mt. Nibel, if you’re interested.]] I could use your help with the Reunion at best and, at worst, you may bear witness to Mother’s glorious revival."\\
'''Cloud:''' "Wha?"\\
'''Sephiroth:''' "You heard me!" ([[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page320-330289296 Beans Cloud in the junk]]).
* HelloNurse: Unlike the original game, people tend to notice that Tifa is [[GagBoobs unusually buxom]] and {{Stripperiffic}}. Actually lampshaded by Cloud at one point:
--> '''Cloud:''' "Holy {{Fanservice}}, Tifa! What are you wearing?!"\\
'''Tifa:''' "You don't like it? But business has nearly doubled!"
** This gets a callback in the Nibelhim flashback, when she shows up wearing the cowgirl outfit.
* HypocriticalHumor: Yuffie, the former TropeNamer for WutaiTheft, complains about an area filled with enemies who steal.
* IdiotHero: Cloud. It'd be more accurate to say he's [[ExaggeratedTrope an idiot with occasional heroic tendencies]].
* InnocentFanserviceGirl: Having lived all her life in the slums, Aeris doesn't know how beaches work, and ends up undressing completely.
* KnightOfCerebus: For a affectionate parody and comedy rendition of the story, the author managed to make [[http://sevening.smackjeeves.com/comics/1215364/0235/ Dyne WAY creepier.]]
* LetsSplitUpGang: Now provides the trope picture.
--> '''Red XIII:''' Lol k bye!
* NeverMyFault: When its revealed that the plan to drop Sector Seven was mostly a failure, President Shinra blames Reeve for coming up with it.
* NoFourthWall:
** At one point, [[http://sevening.smackjeeves.com/comics/1124002/0189/ the fourth wall even shows up as a character,]] only to leave the comic, meaning there literally is NoFourthWall.
** Sadly, this is not a quality of the web comic: the ''original game'' itself has its characters [[MediumAwareness discussing other characters or asking for a recap of the plot.]] All the web comic did is add the characters regularly checking copies of the scripts in outrage and/or disbelief.
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: "Actual (adjective) (character) quote of the day!"
* OnlySaneMan: While None of them seem to be able to keep hold of the SanityBall for very long, some manage to keep it longer than others.
** For Cloud and Co., this role goes to Tifa.
** While Shinra is chock-full of {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s, Reeve is AffablyEvil at his worst.
---> Reeve: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page085-171253073 "D-Did I miss the 'evil' memo?"]]
* PlotBasedPhotographObfuscation: when Cloud meets Zack's parents in Gongaga, Mrs Fair shows him a happy family portrait with a young Zack conveniently censored by a simple question mark point on his face.
* RoadTripEpisode: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/gallery/25038206?offset=48#/d4iv06o page 271]] has everyone pile into [[TheAllegedCar The Buggy]] and do stereotypical road trip things like suggest travel games, ask "are we there yet?" incessantly, sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall", and [[VomitIndiscretionShot get carsick]]
* RunningGag:
** [[TheScrappy Cait Sith]] keeps getting destroyed.
** Yuffie puking.
* ShoutOut: There's '''[[NumerologicalMotif seven]]''' in the [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page002-160975381?q=gallery%3Aobstinatemelon%2F25038206&qo=345 second page!]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake,]] [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon,]] Film/GIJane, Creator/MrT, of course, Wedge and Biggs (started from Star Wars and Final Fantasy IV onwards), [[Film/ForrestGump Bubba,]] and [[Franchise/StarWars rebel scum.]]
** There are ''tons'' of shout outs and references to other ''Final Fantasy'' games, other SquareEnix games, video games in general, and even ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.
** And the first other Final Fantasy game shout-out is to Cloud's own DistaffCounterpart[=/=]{{Expy}} [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Lightning.]]
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: A constant source of jokes, and not just with Aeris/Aerith. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Butz/Bartz]] also makes a cameo appearance.
* SpoofedWithTheirOwnWords: Melon loves using the [[BlindIdiotTranslation bad translations]] to spoof the game.
* StraightGay: Don Cornelo picks "Cloudia" out of the lineup, of course... HilarityEnsues.
--> '''Don Corneo''': "Last night I was worried that I might be gay, [[AttractiveBentGender but you are possibly the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on."]]
* [[SuplexFinisher Suplex Starter And Finisher]]: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page062-167005105 On a demonic train, no less.]]
* SymbolSwearing: For some reason Cid does this, while Barret can turn the air blue as he likes.
* TakingYouWithMe: Played for [[BlackComedy dark laughs]] by Biggs [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page064-167453648 here.]]
* ThereIsOnlyOneBed: Spoken word for word by Tifa, in regards to her and Cloud's prison cell having only one bed.
* ThousandYardStare: Played for laughs and lampshaded [[http://sevening.smackjeeves.com/comics/1124002/0189/ here.]]
* TransparentCloset: He doesn't deny it, but [[http://sevening.smackjeeves.com/comics/1123968/0172/ the officer who orders Cloud around]] doesn't confirm it.
--> Cloud: "... By the way, watching me the whole time while getting undressed? Really creepy, dude."\\
Officer: "Nonsense, it was completely necessary."
* VitriolicBestBuds: Lampshaded. After mocking Barret's command decisions for most of the comic so far:
--> '''Cloud''': "Hey! Stop harassing my freaky-techno-buddy!" *punches Loitering Lou in the face*\\
'''Tifa''': "Wow, did you just act out of character for Barret?"\\
'''Cloud''': "Of course. I'm the only one allowed to push him around."
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Lampshaded. Cloud wonders if "this comic is going to stop puking everywhere".
* WebcomicOfTheGame: [[CaptainObvious Of Final Fantasy VII]]
* WhatWereYouThinking: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Characters are often seen reading and commenting on the game script.
--> '''Cloud''': Aeris, that's the dumbest idea I've ever- wait. [[OnlySaneMan Tifa?]] YOU said that?\\
'''Tifa''': I'm sorry! ''*holds up papers clearly labeled GAME SCRIPT*'' It's this script!
* WimpFight: The aforementioned Tifa/Aeris {{Catfight}}. Made funnier when you remember Tifa is an expert Martial Artist.
* YouCanTalk: Cloud to Red XIII
--> Cloud: "... This dog is [[PrecisionFStrike f***ing]] talking!"
* YourHeadAsplode: See DeathGlare above.
* YourTerroristsAreOurFreedomFighters: Given what it's based on, this is a given.
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