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''[[http://www.smackjeeves.com/comicprofile.php?id=96145 Final Fantasy VII: The Sevening]]'' is an exaggerated, manga-styled AffectionateParody of the landmark PlayStation RPG, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyVII''. It is serialized on SmackJeeves by [[http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=70947 Decalyn]] and [[http://www.smackjeeves.com/profile.php?id=109819 ObstinateMelon.]] It pokes fun at everything from [[PlotHole plot holes]] to the game's questionable translation.

Note that the SmackJeeves archives only go up to page 252, further pages can be found on [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/ ObstinateMelon's Deviantart page.]]
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! Contains examples of:

* AbsurdlyYouthfulMother: Cloud's mother was the local milf. Believe it or not, however, she ''does'' look like her age. The original game's script actually mentions [[http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20130210050327/finalfantasy/images/8/8e/Cloud%27s_Mom_FFVII_Concept_Art.jpg she's 33 years old]] at the time Cloud visited her.
* AdaptationalWimp: The heroes are practically weak without materia. They can fight normal enemies, but one attack from Thunderbird and everyone dies.
** The buggy, in the original game, is faster than walking and can cross rivers of Amazon widths. Here, it's TheAllegedCar; slow as molasses and fraught with engineering issues. So useless is it that Cloud thinks nothing of just giving it away.
** Pretty much every boss qualifies too. As of this writing (page 387, just after the fourth of the five Wutai Pagoda bosses), only a small handful of bosses have survived the first attack against them, and NONE have lived through two attacks.
* AbhorrentAdmirer: While not being ugly or rude, Priscilla's statement that she was supposed to give Shiva to the person she wants to marry when she grows up freaks Cloud out a little as she is a prepubescent girl. In fact, Cloud is very adamant about reminding people that Yuffie is only 16 and is [[BreakingTheFourthWall disgusted by Japan]] when he learns that she can be one of his dates. This is also one of the major reasons that he tends to ignore most of her attempts to impress him.
* AdaptationalVillainy: Cid isn't exactly portrayed in a positive light, what with his treatment of Shera.
* AffablyEvil[=/=]PunchClockVillain: The RandomEncounter monsters.
* AffectionateParody: It's clear that the artist absolutely loves the game.
* AllGirlsWantBadBoys: At one point, Tifa admits she's only attracted to assholes.
* AllWomenAreLustful: The women aren't subtle at all about wanting to get their hands on Cloud's [[UnusualEuphemism Buster Sword]] and even Yuffie tries to get some smoochies at one point.
* AltText: Only on the first few pages, then they're replaced by real text and are absent completely from the Website/DeviantArt page.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Cloud has his slips every now and then, much to Tifa's irritation.
* {{Angrish}}: On [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page355-375563998 Page 355]], while chasing Yuffie through the streets of Wutai.
-->'''Cloud:''' ''"Aaaarrg gaaraara rafslkdaash'afjs'p!"''\\
'''Tifa:''' ''"M-Maybe the rest of you should scout out the area before Cloud explodes."''
* AscendedExtra: Johnny. Zangan has recently joined him.
** Storyline wisely, Honey Bee Inn went from an optional but infamous place to the place where Cloud got all of his Cross dressing equipments.
* AteHisGun: A Shinra soldier does this after Vincent gets done telling him his tragic backstory.
* AtomicFBomb: Cloud drops one [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page080-170359785 when he realized he could have taken the elevator instead of all the stairs]].
* AxCrazy: Dyne, to the point that he wants to hunt down and kill his own daughter, under the justification that he'll be reuniting her with his deceased wife.
* BeachEpisode: Lampshaded when the party visit Costa Del Sol.
-->'''Cloud:''' ''"Every crappy Anime show has a beach or hot spring episode dedicated to the sole purpose of shameless and blatant sexploitation. I demand that my party be dressed as ridiculous as I am!"''
* BeautifulAllAlong: Averted by Aeris, if Cloud's reaction (or lack thereof) is any indication.
* BigEater: Wedge is seen eating in most of his appearances. When asked to guard an exit, he sets up a table next to it, and starts eating a pie. He's inexplicably eating fried chicken on the train. He's even clutching a pizza when he falls off the Sector 7 support pillar.
* BigNever: Cloud shouts it a few times, like when he photo bombs a picture because he will ''not'' be left out of it.
* BlatantLies: Cloud's story about Sephiroth to Vincent:
-->'''Vincent:''' ''"So let me get this straight. Sephiroth came here, lost his mind after reading trashy novels, started taking lives then... you arrived riding a white tiger and thwarted his plan by throwing a flaming javelin through his heart, and you also had sexual relations with this woman standing to your left[[note]]Tifa[[/note]] 6 times afterward?"''
* BlindIdiotTranslation: Referenced every now and then. Aeris's "This guy are sick" line is left intact, coupled with the derpiest expression imaginable.
* BloodierAndGorier: Surprisingly this. Limbs severing and decapitations are common here. Even a graphic disembowelment is showed (although plenty of gory scenes are PlayedForLaughs).
* BerserkButton: President Shinra ''flips out'' when Barret spits on him.
* BrickJoke[=/=]ChekhovsGun:
** Jessie's ID card.
** Also, Cloud sending Yuffie flying during the battle with Bottomswell.
** Cloud seriously regrets throwing away all of the GP he'd saved up when he gets to the Gold Saucer.
** Suicide is against the law, as Cloud found out.
* ButtMonkey: Yuffie.
* TheCameo: ''Jeez''. VideoGame/{{Bomberman}}, [[VideoGame/MegaMan1 Bomb Man]], Franchise/SonicTheHedgehog, [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyII Firion]], [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Bartz]], Ultros, [[VideoGame/ChronoTrigger Frog]], [[Franchise/MetalGear Solid Snake]], [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Lightning]], [[Franchise/SuperMarioBros Mario]], [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI Edgar]] and Sazh just to start with.
* CaptainObvious: After Yuffie traps everyone but Cloud in a cage in Wutai, Aeris informs Cloud that she and the rest of the group ''might'' be trapped.
* {{Catfight}}:
** [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page116-178947004 Aeris and Tifa at the end of the Midgar arc.]]
** A MudWrestling fight between Aeris and Elena is later [[DefiedTrope denied.]]
* ChangingClothesIsAFreeAction: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page185-196519421 "Impossibly-quick-wardrobe-change!"]]
* ChivalrousPervert: Cloud. [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/gallery/25038206?offset=72#/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page254-256587155?q=gallery%3Aobstinatemelon%2F25038206&qo=93&_sid=381591c2 Oh Cloud.]]
* ChocolateBaby: One of the kids Mog and Mogrita have is yellow, unlike the other white ones.
-->'''Aeris:''' [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page215-205203430 "MOGRITA, YOU WHORE!"]]
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Aeris. It is at least given some explanation due to her growing up entirely in Midgar; a lot of the things the party sees are new to her.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Cait Sith correctly predicts the future and gives Cloud a fortune cookie that says Aerith Dies.
-->'''Cloud:''' [[BigOMG OH MY GOD!]] Who the hell is Aerith?
* CutenessProximity: Tifa veers towards this, letting Cait Sith remain on the team just because he's adorable.
* DeadlyEuphemism:
-->'''Dyne:''' Eleanor is all alone right now. I have to bring her daughter to her. ''(puts on SlasherSmile)'' Marlene wants to see her mom, doesn't she?
* DeathGlare: Sephiroth ''literally'' does one in Cloud's flashback. It makes a dragon's head '''''[[YourHeadAsplode explode.]]''''' The dragon [[UnexplainedRecovery gets better.]]
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page236-212752995 "IT'S HELLFIRE... IN THE NAME OF HELL!"]]
* DestructionEqualsOffSwitch[=/=]CuttingTheKnot: One strip has Cloud stab a control console to make a door open. In the game, one has to complete an irritating puzzle to open said door.
* DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu: At the Train Graveyard, Tifa fights off Doomtrain by performing a full suplex on it. Cloud and Aeris are utterly awestruck by the sight (and in the former's case, aroused).
-->'''Aeris:''' Did you just '''[[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVI suplex a TRAIN?!]]'''
* DiscreditedMeme: [[invoked]]Done in a flashback.
-->'''Monster:''' "Help! I've fallen and I can't get-"\\
'''Cloud:''' "I'm not finishing that joke because it's overplayed."
** He later stops Ramuh from using YouShallNotPass for his obligatory reference, for the same reason as the above meme.
* DisneyVillainDeath: Don Corneo suffers this fate after Rude shoots him with a spitball.
* DisproportionateRetribution: Cloud attacks [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyVIII Rinoa]] for giving Tifa a ''less'' revealing outfit (namely what Tifa wore in ''Advent Children''):
-->'''Cloud:''' [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page194-198402836 You horrible she-devil! You ruined the only reason I was playing this game!]]
* TheDitz: Aeris.
* DontExplainTheJoke: [[{{Franchise/Pokemon}} Missingno]], you don't need to tell us [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page311-322851234 why you would consider Lost Number a brother]].
* DoomedByCanon: Aeris is, of course, going to die. Like nearly everything else, this is PlayedForLaughs.
* DrivenToSuicide: Vincent kills a Shinra soldier by weaponizing his wangsty backstory.
-->'''Vincent:''' You look like someone that wants to hear about my tragic past.
* DrowningTheirSorrows: Reno is doing this in Wutai while lamenting his VillainDecay.
* FanServicePack: Jessie.
* FanDisservice: Hojo in Costa del Sol. Tifa and Aeris even cast blind on themselves.
* {{Fandom}}: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page171-192489173 Reno has a pretty... enthusiastic one.]]
* FauxAffablyEvil: Sephiroth, for some reason, acted extremely polite with Tifa in the Nibelheim flashback after he burned it but proceeds to slash her for calling Jenova a whore.
* {{Flynning}}: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page112-177742073 It seems two guys swordfighting on motorcycles isn't as awesome as it seems it would.]]
* FrenchJerk: Joe the champion Chocobo racer.
* ForgottenFallenFriend: Subverted. Cloud is reluctant to join forces with the Turks because they destroyed Sector 7, killing Biggs, Wedge, and Jessie. Barret, on the other hand, had forgotten who they were until Cloud reminded him and thought their names were [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} Jessie, James, and Meowth.]]
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: On occasion. On [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page304-319296964 page 304]], for instance, one panel has Cloud and Tifa talking to Zangan, while in the background, Barret is shooting at some birds, Yuffie is stealing the buggy's wheels (yet it still drives off at the end of the comic somehow) and Aeris and Cait Sith are putting flowers in Red XIII's fur.
* GamerChick: Yuffie is an expert at Franchise/StreetFighter. At the Gold Saucer, she refers to herself as the Game Queen, cosplays as Sakura and has an army of adoring subjects.
* {{Gasp}}: Whenever it's comically dramatic.
* GenkiGirl: Aeris, surprisingly enough.
* GilliganCut: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page216-205613260 Cloud plays Yuffie in Street fighter.]]
* GivingUpOnLogic:
** Cloud does it at the end of [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page169-191861831 Page 169.]]
** He keeps falling into the major error of trying to ''understand'' the universe he's stuck in. Unfortunately, that's not gonna happen.
* GoryDiscretionShot:
** Poor Wedge... [[spoiler: But he lives! ... well, until everyone in the sector gets crushed.]]
** Biggs gets one when he [[spoiler:blows himself up with a grenade to take out several troops in pursuit of the heroes.]]
* GroinAttack: First Rufus and later Sephiroth do this to Cloud.
-->'''Sephiroth:''' "[[BreathlessNonSequitur After I throw Destruct at your balls, head north past Mt. Nibel, if youíre interested.]] I could use your help with the Reunion at best and, at worst, you may bear witness to Motherís glorious revival."\\
'''Cloud:''' "Wha?"\\
'''Sephiroth:''' "You heard me!" ([[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page320-330289296 Beans Cloud in the junk]]).
* HelloNurse: Unlike the original game, people tend to notice that Tifa is [[GagBoobs unusually buxom]] and {{Stripperiffic}}. Actually lampshaded by Cloud at one point:
-->'''Cloud:''' "Holy {{Fanservice}}, Tifa! What are you wearing?!"\\
'''Tifa:''' "You don't like it? But business has nearly doubled!"
** This gets a callback in the Nibelhim flashback, when she shows up wearing the cowgirl outfit.
* HotterAndSexier: Everybody looks cuter and sexier than the original game. Jessie in particular got this response from the readers and at least once in-comic (although Don Corneo looks more disgusting than ever).
* HypocriticalHumor: Yuffie, the former TropeNamer for WutaiTheft, complains about an area filled with enemies who steal.
** [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page236-212752995 When Barret fights Dyne, he summons Ifrit]], shouting, "I'll show you that the good guys always win! NOW, SATAN, DO MY BIDDING!".
* IdiotHero: Cloud. It'd be more accurate to say he's [[ExaggeratedTrope an idiot with occasional heroic tendencies]].
* IncrediblyLamePun: Yuffie's Steal/Steel pun from the Wutai event is naturally referenced. Her and Cloud's reactions to the line are predictable.
-->'''Yuffie:''' [[WhoWritesThisCrap *stares at the Game Script in disbelief* What the fuck did I just say?]]\\
'''Cloud:''' I was cool with everything up until now, but you're going to pay for that terrible joke! Get back here!
* InnocentFanserviceGirl: Having lived all her life in the slums, Aeris doesn't know how beaches work, and ends up undressing completely.
* InsaneTrollLogic:
** Sephiroth claims that he has the power of the Ancients, and thus has the moral right to TakeOverTheWorld. Aeris thinks that since he's not a real Ancient, and she is, it's her responsibility to take over the world before Sephiroth does. She abandons this train of thought when Cloud tells her it's a terrible idea.
** After Cloud receives a GroinAttack from Sephiroth, he asks why all the villains are so obsessed with his junk. Aeris, being physically attracted to Cloud, suggests to Tifa (also attracted to Cloud) that they should become villains.
** Sephiroth's descent into insanity is treated as this.
* KnightOfCerebus: For an affectionate parody and comedy rendition of the story, the author managed to make [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page235-212491088 Dyne WAY creepier.]]
* LampshadedTheObscureReference: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page208-202630330 Cloud makes a reference]] to ''VideoGame/{{Lunar}}'', and is annoyed when no one else gets it.
-->'''Yuffie:''' [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page365-398829575 "Nobody understands your obscure video game references, Cloud!"]]
* LetsSplitUpGang: Now provides the trope picture.
-->'''Red XIII:''' Lol k bye!
** On the other hand, defied when the group leaves Kalm and Barret tries to enforce the ArbitraryHeadcountLimit. Tifa stops him, since it makes no real sense to do so.
* TheLoad: The rest of the party cannot stand Cait Sith. According to Cloud, "It's not really part of the party; we just can't figure out how to kill it."
* [[MarySue Marty Stu]]: In-universe, so not YMMV. Cloud accuses Vincent Valentine of being one.
* MemeticBadass: In-Universe, self-claimed and agreed by the other, Sephiroth before he went insane.
* MundaneMadeAwesome: Fuck yeah, SAFETY!
* MundaneUtility: Whenever Cloud remembers that he can use magic outside of battle.
** [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page231-210875746 This becomes especially helpful when needing water in the desert.]]
* MurderIsTheBestSolution: When Yuffie is fighting her father, Cloud suggests she think outside the box and take advantage of the fact that she should know her father's weaknesses better than anybody. She then invokes this trope and pours some poison on him.
-->'''Yuffie:''' Clever, right? I knew my dad would be weak to murder.
* MythologyGag: There's a really subtle gag about the first ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'' game in [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page356-376998476 #356]], when Cloud briefly mistakes [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyX Rikku]] for Yuffie. In the original plans for Traverse Town in that game, it was going to be Rikku helping Cloud there, not Yuffie as in the final version.
* {{Narcissist}}: Cloud. He keeps mentioning how handsome he is, and he once referred to his mirror-image hallucination as a "handsome devil" though he defies SelfCest.
* NeverMyFault: When it's revealed that the plan to drop Sector Seven was mostly a failure, President Shinra blames Reeve for coming up with it.
* NightmareFace: Yuffie makes one in [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page159-188779658 Page 159]].
* NightmareFetishist: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page326-337311352 Vincent is outright turned on when Odin speaks about how he will slay his foes.]]
* NoFourthWall:
** At one point, [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page189-197387305 the fourth wall even shows up as a character,]] only to leave the comic, meaning there literally is NoFourthWall.
** Sadly, this is not a quality of the web comic: the ''original game'' itself has its characters [[MediumAwareness discussing other characters or asking for a recap of the plot.]] All the web comic did is add the characters regularly checking copies of the scripts in outrage and/or disbelief.
*** The game DOES NOT break the fourth wall. They seem more like GenreSavvy about things like pointless flashbacks and showed it via LampshadeHanging.
** The 'Meanwhile' bubble (Transition) regularly interacts with the characters. That says it all.
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer: "Actual (adjective) (character) quote of the day!"
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: The battle against Don Corneo's pet Rancor. We don't get to see it, but the characters assure us that it was indeed awesome.
* OnlySaneMan: While none of them seem to be able to keep hold of the SanityBall for very long, some manage to keep it longer than others.
** For Cloud and Co., this role goes to Tifa.
** While Shinra is chock-full of {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s, Reeve is AffablyEvil at his worst.
--->'''Reeve:''' [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page085-171253073 "D-Did I miss the 'evil' memo?"]]
** The Meager Troop [[spoiler:aka the ''real'' Cloud]] in the Nibelheim flashback.
* OverlyLongGag: Everything about Sephiroth's jib. It even carries into the author's comments.
* PapaWolf[=/=]InstantExpert: Barret sics Ifrit on Dyne after he threatens to kill Marlene, even though he'd never used Materia before and didn't know how.
* PlotBasedPhotographObfuscation: When Cloud meets Zack's parents in Gongaga, Mrs Fair shows him a happy family portrait with a young Zack conveniently censored by a simple question mark point on his face.
* PlotTwist: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page317-327347658 Yuffie complains that it's "going to be one of those plot twist games".]]
* RecurringTraveller: Somehow, Johnny is always one step ahead of the party.
* RememberedTooLate: Joe doesn't remember until after Cloud has won the Chocobo race that he could have flown over all the pits instead of following the track.
* ReferenceOverdosed: Plenty of [[ShoutOut shout outs,]] both to other Franchise/FinalFantasy games and unrelated works.
* ReviveKillsZombie: Cloud beats a few monsters with Phoenix Down, but also tries it on Vincent, since he did pop out of a coffin.
* RoadTripEpisode: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/gallery/25038206?offset=48#/d4iv06o Page 271]] has everyone pile into [[TheAllegedCar The Buggy]] and do stereotypical road trip things like suggest travel games, ask "are we there yet?" incessantly, sing "99 bottles of beer on the wall", and [[VomitIndiscretionShot get carsick]].
* RuleOfCool: Barret asks why Cloud just hopped on a motorcycle when they were trying to escape, and Cloud just responds "Because it's radical".
* RuleOfCute: Tifa doesn't mind Cait Sith that much because [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page214-204814401 "HE'S SUCH A CUTE KITTY!"]].
* RunningGag:
** [[TheScrappy Cait Sith]] keeps getting destroyed.
** Yuffie puking.
** Thaaaat's Reno!
** Cloud bursting into rooms while screaming a one liner.
** The party getting most of their plot-advancing exposition from old men.
** The various {{Lame Pun Reaction}}s.
* SceneTransition: This trope actually appears as a ''character'' in the comic. He acts as a narrator and aids the gang in shifting scenes. He doesn't seem to get along well with the other characters.
* ShameIfSomethingHappened: During a flashback, Tseng tries to break a vase while using this trope. As the vase is plastic, it holds up.
* ShoutOut: There's '''[[NumerologicalMotif eight]]''' in the [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page002-160975381 second page!]] [[VideoGame/MetalGearSolid Solid Snake,]] [[VideoGame/FZero Captain Falcon,]] Film/GIJane, Creator/MrT, Pop n' Fresh aka the Pillsbury Dough Boy, Wedge and Biggs (started from Star Wars and Final Fantasy IV onwards), [[Film/ForrestGump Bubba,]] and [[Franchise/StarWars rebel scum.]]
** There are ''tons'' of shout outs and references to other ''Final Fantasy'' games, other Creator/SquareEnix games, video games in general, and even ''WesternAnimation/SouthPark''.
** And the first other Final Fantasy game shout-out is to Cloud's own DistaffCounterpart[=/=]{{Expy}} [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII Lightning.]]
** When Shinra drops the plate onto the Sector 7 slums, Barret reacts with ''the'' line from Franchise/PlanetOfTheApes.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: A constant source of jokes, and not just with Aeris/Aerith. [[VideoGame/FinalFantasyV Butz/Bartz]] also makes a cameo appearance.
* SpitTake: Happens to Cloud in Gongaga, when a random encounter interrupts him ''siphoning a fuel tank''.
* SpoofedWithTheirOwnWords: Melon loves using the [[BlindIdiotTranslation bad translations]] to spoof the game.
* StayInTheKitchen: As though Cid wasn't sexist enough, [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page349-367334632 he's shocked that Aeris and Tifa are in the party instead of the kitchen]].
* StraightGay: Don Cornelo picks "Cloudia" out of the lineup, of course... HilarityEnsues.
-->'''Don Corneo:''' "Last night I was worried that I might be gay, [[AttractiveBentGender but you are possibly the hottest girl I have ever laid my eyes on."]]
* [[SuplexFinisher Suplex Starter And Finisher]]: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page062-167005105 On a demonic train, no less.]]
* SymbolSwearing: For some reason Cid does this, while Barret can turn the air blue as he likes.
* TakeThat: Whenever Anime/FinalFantasyVIIAdventChildren comes up:
-->'''Cloud:''' Oh god, is that my horrible vision incarnate!?
** The whole compilation in general. For example, Genesis was drawn in the derpiest way possible and shooed off by both Sephiroth and Cloud.
** It's implied (and later confirmed by Cloud) that Sephiroth went insane because he read Literature/{{Twilight}}.
* TakingYouWithMe: Played for [[BlackComedy dark laughs]] by Biggs [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page064-167453648 here.]]
* ThereIsOnlyOneBed: Spoken word for word by Tifa, in regards to her and Cloud's prison cell having only one bed.
* [[TheyKilledKenny They Killed Cait Sith]]: Luckily for Cait Sith, he's a robot and new models replace the destroyed ones. Lampshaded on at least one occasion:
-->'''Cait Sith:''' Do you know how long it took to ship another one of me out to the middle of the desert!?
* ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself: Cloud fighting Rufus and Barret fighting Dyne. The latter is even lampshaded by Tifa, but Cloud cuts her off.
-->'''Cloud:''' [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page234-211929429 "No, Tifa. This is a MAN BATTLE, you wouldn't understand."]]
* ThousandYardStare: Played for laughs and lampshaded in [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page189-197387305 Page 189.]]
* TownGirls: Tifa, Aeris, and Yuffie.
* {{Touche}}: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page254-256587155 Cloud admits Cait Sith has some usefulness]] after he uses his LimitBreak to summon a CatGirl in a FurBikini.
-->'''Cloud:''' "Well played, talkin cat robot."
* TransparentCloset: He doesn't deny it, but [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page172-192888714 the officer who orders Cloud around]] doesn't confirm it.
-->'''Cloud:''' "... By the way, watching me the whole time while getting undressed? Really creepy, dude."\\
'''Officer:''' "Nonsense, it was completely necessary."
* UnfortunateImplications: Cloud notes InUniverse that [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page229-209958538 the rest of the minorities in the game are in prison]].
* UnwantedHarem: This comic makes Tifa and Aeris explicitly this to Cloud.
* VictoriasSecretCompartment: {{Parodied}} [[http://www.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page356-376998476 on Page 356]]. While the party is searching for Yuffie in Wutai, Aeris tries looking in Tifa's cleavage.
* VitriolicBestBuds: Lampshaded. After mocking Barret's command decisions for most of the comic so far:
-->'''Cloud:''' "Hey! Stop harassing my freaky-techno-buddy!" *punches Loitering Lou in the face*\\
'''Tifa:''' "Wow, did you just act out of character for Barret?"\\
'''Cloud:''' "Of course. I'm the only one allowed to push him around."
* VomitIndiscretionShot: Lampshaded. Cloud wonders if "this comic is going to stop puking everywhere".
* WebcomicOfTheGame: [[CaptainObvious Of Final Fantasy VII]].
* WhatWereYouThinking: WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT?!
* WhoWritesThisCrap: Characters are often seen reading and commenting on the game script.
-->'''Cloud:''' Aeris, that's a terrible idea. He killed all those innocent people, why would we- wait, [[OnlySaneMan Tifa?!]] YOU said that?\\
'''Tifa:''' [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page228-209774141 I'm sorry, ''*holds up papers clearly labeled GAME SCRIPT*'' it's just... I didn't... the script!]]
** It gets to the point where Cloud tries punishing Vincent for not revealing his past by having his teammates quote actual game dialogue.
* WhyDontYouMarryIt: [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page123-180114194 Red XIII in response to Cloud talking about how strong Sephiroth is.]]
* WidowWoman: Cloud's mother.
* WimpFight: The [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page116-178947004 aforementioned]] Tifa/Aeris {{Catfight}}. Made funnier when you remember Tifa is an expert Martial Artist.
* WingdingEyes: Usually the girls get heart eyes around Cloud, but [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page242-217090876 Ester gets star eyes]] after Cloud tells her some of the {{Badass}} stuff he's done.
* YouNeedToGetLaid: Cloud [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page150-186364928 says that about a 5 year old girl]], but [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext she really was an obnoxious know-it-all to him]].
* YouCanTalk: Cloud to Red XIII, on [[http://obstinatemelon.deviantart.com/art/Final-Fantasy-7-Page090-172254758 Page 90]].
-->'''Cloud:''' ''"... THIS DOG IS FUCKING TALKING!"''
* YourHeadAsplode: See DeathGlare above.
* YourMom: Cloud says that Reno looks kind of silly searching for the kidnapped Yuffie and Elena in the mouth of a Wutai statue. Reno's response?
-->'''Reno:''' Your mom looks kind of silly searching in here.\\
'''Cloud:''' YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
* YourTerroristsAreOurFreedomFighters: Given what it's based on, this is a given.
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