''Diesel Sweeties'' is an LifeEmbellished {{Webcomic}} written by R. Stevens, an avid and open distainer and hater of [[OurElvesAreBetter elves]] . It can be found [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com here]]. For a few month it was also published daily in some newspapers via the King syndicate, before Stevens was done in by the heavier schedule and content restrictions.

The comic would be a fairly typical story about urban twentysomethings engaging in [[SeinfeldianConversation witty banter]] and [[EverybodyHasLotsOfSex casual relationships]], but also notes that several main characters are robots, who are perfectly able to have said relationships with humans. Notable cast members include:

* Clango, a likeable but naive robot
* Maura, alcoholic former porn star in (and out of) a long term relationship with him
* Lil' Sis, caustic sister of Maura
* Metal Steve, a Christian metalhead
* Alle Vegetoksis, a neo-hippie and Steve's wife
* Electron Mike, {{Apple}} fan with no social skills
* Otakate, a [[YouGottaHaveBlueHair blue-haired]] internet dweller
* Indie Rock Pete, a {{hipster}} with impressive misfortune
* Red Robot, a machine with no respect for human life (except his girlfriend)

The comic is computer-drawn in a heavily [[PixelArtComic pixelated]] style. Part of the {{Dumbrella}} syndicate, along with ''BadMachinery'' and ''{{Overcompensating}}''. It also connects to the {{Walkyverse}} by way of Li'l Sis' fling with [[QuestionableContent Amanda Whitaker.]]
!! The comic provides examples of:
* AuthorAvatar
* BiggusDickus: According to Pale Suzie, Metal Steve's 9 inch (ca. 22.86 cm) long.
* CrushKillDestroy: Red Robot
* DreamSequence: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/322 The sentient toaster dreams about getting back at CLango and Maura]].
* ExiledToTheCouch: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/51 Maura exiled Clango for a week, after he made anti-organic remarks]].
* FantasticRacism: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/254 Robots are not allowed in bars]].
* GeekyTurnOn: How connections are made.
* HehHehYouSaidX: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/231 Tee hee!]] You said "modi'''cum'''"!
* InsultBackfire: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/852 Lil' Sis' thoughts about Indie Rock Pete's new song.]]
* LoveDodecahedron: It's pretty alarming. There's a diagram drawn [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/newreaders/ here]], but even that's out of date now.
* NobodyPoops: [[AvertedTrope averted SO MUCH]].
* {{Pirate}}: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/915 Lil' Sis is shocked about Red Robot's hostility towards pirates]].
* PixelArtComic
* Pixellation: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/1342 Suzie topless]].
* TheMerch: This is one of few self-sufficient webcomics out there.
* ToiletHumour: Occasionally, mostly from Lil' Sis.
* RedEyesTakeWarning: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/1264 When Eve went postal on Clango]].
* RocketPunch: in the DreamSequence of Clango's cat.
* ScrewYourself: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/434 Clango has created a double to go to work, so he can stay at home. When he remembered, that he has no job: "Then let's make out!"]]
* SelfParody: [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/2513 Strip 2513]]
* ShoutOut:
** Robots are not allowed in bars, just like in StarWars, were the droid were refused entrance into the bar where they met Han Solo.
** [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/1280 This Robot]] [[Literature/DoAndroidsDreamOfElectricSheep INDEED dreams of electric sheep]].
** [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walter_Scott#Poetry Oh! what a tangled web we weave\\
When first we practice to deceive]]!
** [[{{Transmetropolitan}} Spider Jerusalem]] and {{Venom}} [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/1345 on stage]]!
* {{Yandere}}: Red Robot ''[[BlatantLies lied]]'' [[http://www.dieselsweeties.com/archive/487 to have murdered his ex.]]
* WebcomicTime