A gag-per-day strip by Ryan Hudson (and sometimes his wife, Vee) that updates a few times a week on average. Early on most of the humor came from humorous "notes to self" which often had some sort of twist or double meaning to them. Over time this format slowly disappeared to make room for more varied humor, although "note to self" comics still appear from time to time. Please also take [[IncrediblyLamePun note]] that this comic makes heavy use of dark humor and is not recommended for the [[ShmuckBait easily offended.]] It can be found [[http://channelate.com/ here]].

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!!''Channelate'' contains examples of:

* AllMenArePerverts: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/08/03/flying/ Think happy thoughts]].
* AnalProbing: The fate of all grammar Nazis that get abducted by aliens.
* AndIMustScream Done [[http://www.channelate.com/2014/07/02/not-hell/ here]]. Never ask the devil to "reincarnate" you.
* AntiRoleModel: More or less every adult character, especially if they happen to be a parent.
* ArtEvolution: The first few strips looked like a C&H ripoff. The more recent strips look like a really good C&H ripoff.
* BearsAreBadNews: Rarely is a bear appearing in a strip a good thing.
* BerserkButton: '''Never''' tell a woman [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/01/29/never-tell-a-woman/ she's just like her mother]].
* BlackComedyRape: Used a few [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/11/15/better-left-unanswered/ times]].
* BlessedWithSuck: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/05/04/super-powers-2/ Captain AIDS]]
* BuriedAlive: [[spoiler:"Alakazam! I turned you into a murderer!"]]
* BurnTheWitch: Over [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/02/16/the-future-is-now/ rotisserie chicken]].
* CatsAreMean: If getting a [[spoiler:little puppy shot because its owner thinks it has rabies is mean, that is...]]
* CloningBlues: [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/11/23/some-people-never-change-2/ seen here]].
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Not ''that'' [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/08/20/patient-with-patients/ kind of stool]].
* CrapsackWorld: 90% of the population are assholes, the super heroes are either useless or assholes, the genies are lazy assholes, and assholes often commit suicide. See a pattern?
* DadaComic: There's some of this here. No two comics seem to be related to each other.
* DarkIsNotEvil: [[spoiler:The Toothfairy.]]
* ADateWithRosiePalms: "Seriously though, that kid masturbates way too much..."
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: [[spoiler:"Your penis will never satisfy a woman in bed... in bed."]]
* DisproportionateRetribution: The best example would probably be [[http://www.channelate.com/2010/04/07/pizza/ this.]] NEVER forget the sauce.
* DrivenToSuicide: [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/02/25/the-agony-of-monday/ Many characters]], including a man who jumps off a bridge... [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/05/08/well-thought-out/ and immediately regrets not thinking it through]].
* DrowningMySorrows: [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/08/04/drink-your-sorrows-away/ A lesson]] in how it's done.
* DrugsAreBad: Most of the time... [[AvertedTrope other times...]]
* DoubleStandardRapeMaleOnMale: [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/11/15/better-left-unanswered/ Oh so funny]].
* EatTheDog: [[spoiler: Literally.]]
* ExactWords: He didn't specify ''what'' cupid should [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/02/14/love-can-be-confusing-and-frightening/ shoot her with]].
** And she didn't say what kind of [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/08/25/women-can-be-deceiving/ facial]].
* {{Fingore}}: [[http://www.channelate.com/2012/09/04/cut-the-onions/ In a more recent strip.]]
* FireAndBrimstoneHell: Appears fairly often.
* FluffyCloudHeaven: Also appears fairly often.
* GoOutWithASmile: In possibly the most [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/06/08/the-toaster/ disturbing way ever]].
* GroinAttack: "I guess I could have poked the holes in the condom before he put it on."
* HatingOnMonday: Mondays are worth suicide and [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/04/14/worse-than-monday/ worse than a beating]].
* AHellOfATime: Once in an early strip. Afterwards it becomes more of a FireAndBrimstoneHell.
* ImAHumanitarian: A [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/06/03/secret-ingredient/ few]]...
** One revealed by a [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/02/09/bloody/ food fight]].
* InnocentInnuendo: "Sometimes I just gotta play with my self." [[spoiler:"One, two, three, four, I declare a thumb war."]]
* JackassGenie: There's nothing worse then a [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/04/12/lazy-genies/ lazy genie... ]]
** "My third wish is this: I need to know for sure whether or not god exists." [[spoiler: *BANG*]]
* JerkAss: Dear god, Super Asshole.
** Actually, almost all of the characters fit this trope to some degree...
* KickTheDog: Many examples including [[spoiler: punting a dog out the widow of a really tall building.]]
* KissingCousins: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/07/10/this-new-fantasy/ But it just wasn't kinky enough]].
* MessageInABottle: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/03/21/stranded/ backfires]].
* MindScrew: Doctor Bills. WTF just happened?
* MyOwnGrandpa: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/04/13/theoretically-impossible/ Well, professor]].
* NakedPeopleAreFunny
* NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: Mocked, like [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/04/17/he-may-be-gone/ everything else]].
* NotThatKindOfDoctor: Doctor Love can't cure [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/05/20/the-good-doctor/ erectile dysfunction]].
* OedipusComplex: Unwittingly revealed by [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/02/13/rorschach/ a psychiatrist]].
* OuijaBoard: These appear a few times for comedic effect.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent: [[spoiler:There's [[AvertedTrope no such thing]] as vampires, you retard.]]
* PantyShot: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/04/27/make-a-wish/ "The magic was inside of me all along."]]
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: "This is MY! GOD! DAMN! SAND CASTLE!"
* QuicksandSucks: Averted hilariously.
* RealityEnsues: Death is a much more likely consequence of being doused in chemicals than [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/03/15/superhero/ super powers]].
* SatanIsGood: And the poor guy [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/12/17/dont-believe-everything-you-hear/ can't figure out his bad reputation]].
* SplitPersonality: Cheating on your wife [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/04/22/who-is-she-ned/ with your wife]].
* StalkerWithACrush: Quite a lot of the characters are implied or outright stated to be this.
** [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/03/09/daffodils/ They're just daffodils, Karen!]]
* TheStoner: Tim, who involves drugs (mostly weed) in about half of the strips he appears in.
* SuicideAsComedy: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/04/29/buddy-yer-on/ Is]][[http://www.channelate.com/2009/03/23/lemonade/ used]][[http://www.channelate.com/2009/03/03/new-shoes/ fairly]][[http://www.channelate.com/2008/11/15/better-left-unanswered/ often]].
* SuperZeroes: Many.
* TakeAThirdOption: If there's no room for two captains on a boat, [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/07/07/aint-big-enough/ make the boat bigger]].
* TakeThat: Against LynyrdSkynyrd in [[http://www.channelate.com/2008/09/29/freebird/ this strip]].
* TimeTravel: Used for comedy.
* TooDumbToLive: A good example would be "Skydive Training."
* TheUnfavorite: When your family throws a surprise birthday party for your twin...[[http://www.channelate.com/2009/05/08/surprise-pary/ but not you]].
* VomitIndiscretionShot: "Guys, I've got a bad feeling about this." *throws up* "Never mind, that was it."
* WhatTheHellHero: Most of the reason super asshole is funny.
* YellowSnow: [[http://www.channelate.com/2009/03/23/lemonade/ Would you drink the lemonade after that?]]

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