''[[http://www.bitercomics.com/ Biter Comics]]'' is a WebComic featuring no repeating characters or coherent story line in lieu of simple stand alone jokes. Subjects vary widely and are often handled less than delicately, meaning sensitive viewers may wish to avert their eyes.

Used to update Sundays and Wednesdays. Now defunct.

Author: Kevin K.

Safe For Work?: Sometimes.
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!!Provides examples of:

* AltText: Every comic features hover text either adding to the joke or offering some commentary on the work.
* ArbitrarilyLargeBankAccount: A new employee at a company is given an unlimited expense account. He quickly puts it to use, [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/self-promotion/ buying the company]].
* BackToFront: Panel 1 features someone getting a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/beyond-the-grave/ corpse hurled at them]]. Panels 2 and 3 shed some light on the events that led to this outcome.
* BadCopIncompetentCop: A [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/inside-job/ hit and run]] is reported and one officer seems eager to go take care of it, right after he hoses a bit of blood off his car.
* BadSanta: Santa contemplates [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/dear-santa/ harvesting organs]] from his elves to fulfill kids' wishes, and later is [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/claus-effect/ libeled]] as an animal abusing global warming supporting monster.
* BlackComedy: Many of the jokes presented in the comics center around death or serious injury, [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/window-decals/ often of children]], as well as other normally serious issues.
* DrawingStraws leading to NoPartyLikeADonnerParty: Young friends draw straws to decide who to eat when they get stuck out in the snow with no food, although we soon find out the direness may have been [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/the-dead-of-winter/ exaggerated]].
* FingertipDrugAnalysis: A senior detective shows his rookie partner how it's done- [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/gut-instinct/ by tasting everything.]]
* FirstFatherWins: A father attempts to win his son's love... by sabotaging his relationship with his new stepdad through [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/claus-effect/ detailed lies]] of his evildoing.
* FlexibleTourneyRules: A competitor in a ''TabletopGame/{{Scrabble}}'' tournament finds a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/scrabble/ loophole]] in the rules.
* FortuneTeller: A local psychic is killed and the cops working the case ponder how she didn't see this coming. She ultimately [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/prophetic/ gets the last laugh]].
* FreakLabAccident: Inverted. A character purposely pours chemicals all over himself believing it will give him superpowers, but is [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/superpowers/ disappointed]] when it does not. He believed it would work as well as it did for a co-worker who gained superpowers after a lab accident.
* GingerbreadHouse: A witch attempts to lure children into her gingerbread house, but is disappointed when they go for her neighbor's [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/gingerbread-house/ much tastier]] junk food house.
* InsuranceFraud: Immediately proceeding a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/red-light/ car accident]], a man tries to buy car insurance over his phone.
* JugglingDangerously: A man attempts to juggle some chainsaws [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/triple-dog-dare/ on a dare]]. It doesn't go so well for those around him.
* KnightsAndKnaves: A two headed tree that guards the safe path out of the forest attempts to use this old riddle, although he proves to be [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/deciduous-dilemma/ not particularly good]] at it.
* LazyBum: A man contemplates getting up to answer the phone, but decides he better let it ring [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/your-call-is-very-important-to-us/ several more times]] to make sure it's important.
* NamedWeapons: A samurai preparing to fight explains to his foe how doomed he is, as he faces the mighty [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/double-edged-inheritance/ Giumetsu, The Soul Taker]].
* NaziGrandpa: A prospective job candidate learns his new boss may at the very least be a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/camp-councilors/ nazi sympathizer]].
* NWordPrivileges: A white guy's black friend explains to him why it's [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/our-word/ not okay]] for him to say the n-word.
* SavingTheOrphanage: The orphanage owner must find a way to [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/orphanage/ create]] more orphans if he wishes to stay in business.
* StockCostumeTraits: Doctors, scientists, firefighters, and so on have easily recognizable outfits.
* TalkLikeAPirate: A pirate finds a new use for his pirate speak on [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/land-ho/ land]].
* ThrownOutTheAirlock: The captain of a spaceship orders a prisoner's execution in this manner. A crew member obliges in a bit too [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/interstellar-bouncer/ literal sense]], attempting to actually throw the prisoner out.
* ToadLicking: A princess thinks she's finally found her frog prince, but it turns out to just be a [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/her-highness/ bad trip]].
* TrainProblem: A boy fails to answer the problem in time and is [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/railroad-arithmetic/ faced]] with the consequences of his negligence.
* VisualPun: "[[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/retirement-plan/ hang it up]]." is used just before a character hangs himself, and "[[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/cold-shoulder/ cold shoulder]]" is used prior to throwing liquid nitrogen onto another character's back.
* VomitDiscretionShot: An onomatopoeia is used to convey the sound just prior to what will likely be the appearance of [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/stage-fright/ vomit]].
* WorstNewsJudgmentEver: The local news covers the hard hitting story of... the couple that's been [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/slow-news-day/ married for a long time]].
* WouldHurtAChild: A fully grown man fights his way through the pack and scores a goal... [[http://www.bitercomics.com/comic/soccer/ in a youth league soccer game]].
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