-> "Alien Dice - [[BlatantLies It's only a game]]."
--> Aliendice.net page title.

''[[http://aliendice.com/ Alien Dice]]'' is a {{webcomic}} by Tiffany Ross and is a deconstruction of the {{mons}} genre. It has a interesting format where text accompanies the comics. Either the text or the comics can stand alone, but to get the whole story you have to read both.

Lexx, an alien raised by the ADC (Alien Dice Corporation) is a player in a game known as Alien Dice. Players are either the bored rich or unwanteds raised by the ADC. Players raised by the ADC, Indentured Players, are also bonded to dice themselves. These players are essentially owned by the ADC, and their only real chance at freedom is to play three rounds of Alien Dice. However they can be challenged by other players, and will belong to them if they lose in combat. Thus far, no die has escaped the clutches of the ADC.

To play the game players must throw their dice on a planet, where they will bond with the local non-sapient fauna, altering their genetic code in the process to make them "roll" to a new form when they reach a certain point in training. Some also gain the ability to talk and greater intelligence. Players are popularly televised by the ADC.

The story begins when Lexx, a Rishan on his third round of Alien Dice throws his die on Earth, since the planet is a fringe world away from the normal game channels, in hopes of completing the game with a minimum of fuss. However, his plans go awry from the start as his secondary dice, Stealth, bonds to the kitten of a nineteen-year-old human girl named Chel. Chel has no intentions of just giving her kitten to this strange alien, so in an effort to convince her that it's too much trouble, Lexx asks Chel to accompany him for awhile in hopes of scaring her off.

However Lexx's plan backfires as Chel only ends up bonding with him and his dice despite his best efforts to push her away. He also gets tracked down by his friends and fellow players Damien, Claudia and Riley. Damien and Claudia are fascinated by how hard Lexx is to reach, and Riley considers Lexx a brother.

As Chel gets sucked into the game, she learns the dark secrets of the game, her own parents, and her own planet's past.

''Alien Dice'' is also in the process of being adapted as a RadioDrama, with seven episodes already available on the website.

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!!This Webcomic contains examples of:

* AbusiveAlienParents - The Rishan, justified by the fact that they weren't allowed to raise their own children, and they suffer from exetreme poverty with little to no education on proper parenting techniques.
* AerithAndBob - Lexx, Zaile, and Maelinn are all exotic names. Riley, Damien, and Claudia are considerably more mundane.
* AlienAbduction - The origin of [[spoiler: the Rishan]].
* AliensSpeakingEnglish - Apparently English is just a dialect of Galactic Standard, [[FridgeLogic even though none of the alien written languages use the same alphabet]]. [[spoiler: {{Scotch Tape}}d /{{Fridge Brilliance}}d away by the dumping of tens of thousands of human-like Rishan on Earth in the past]].
* AttackAttackAttack / AwesomenessByAnalysis: Lexx sometimes falls into the former style when desperate, but normally displays the latter.
* BlobMonster - A few of the minor alien races.
* BloodBrothers - Riley and Lexx
* DeadlyGame / GladiatorGames - The game Alien Dice
* {{Deconstruction}}: ''Alien Dice'' is a deconstruction of both [[RealityShow reality shows]] and GottaCatchEmAll shows.
* DrivenToSuicide - Lexx tried several times, among other players.
* ElectronicTelepathy - Relays.
* FateWorseThanDeath - Becoming a Captured Dice. At least, [[http://aliendice.com/?p=308 according to Riane]].
* GenderBender - The Sairah can involuntarily change sex when the population is severely lacking in one.
* GeneticMemory - Rishan apparently have this to some degree.
* GottaCatchEmAll - The game Alien Dice.
* TheGreys - The Architects.
* HappinessInSlavery - While the majority of Master Dice aren't happy about being used as glorified playthings in deadly arena fights, others can not imagine another life. Lisaan in particular has rejected having her contract closed for free multiple times, Acadiu would rather play than risk not having a master, and the [[TalkingAnimal Dice]] are aiming to be Chel's pets since they'd probably not last long in the wild.
* HealingFactor - The nanites
** GoodThingYouCanHeal - with all the punishment he's taken.
* {{Heroic BSOD}} - Lexx.
* HumanAliens - The Littan, Kourwine, and Sairah races are all human-like with superficial modifications. Heck, they look more human than the {{human subspecies}}! Special mention goes to [[spoiler: The Rishan, who are literal human aliens, being the genetically modified descents of humans kidnapped from earth]]
* HumanSubspecies - [[spoiler: The Rishan. They look somewhat exotic but it's stated that's only skin-deep. They're genetically human.]]
* HurtingHero - Ms. Ross sure does like to pick on Lexx...
* MassiveNumberedSiblings - Littan families tend towards this due to multiple births being the norm for their species. The Lanier family has eight.
** Lexx's long-lost family comes close, so far he's got one older brother, an older sister, a younger sister held in stasis by the ADC, [[spoiler: and two younger brothers in hiding at the Lanier estate with his mother and uncle]].
* MegaCorp - The ADC
* MegaNeko - Stealth at higher levels
* TheMenInBlack - TheGovernment apparently has let the dress code loose, but the slightly antagonistic but [[IDidWhatIHadToDo understandably oppositional]] group protecting [[DyingLikeAnimals the human population from panic]] is there.
* {{Mons}}: The Dice.
* {{Multiboobage}}: Littans have four.
* NamedAfterTheirPlanet: Pretty much all the alien races mentioned by name. Except for the [[HumanSubspecies obvious one]].
* NanoMachines - Most notably Lexx's nanites that heal him when injured.
* NotAGame - Lexx flips when Chel, who doesn't know the situation yet, tries to call him out for taking the game too seriously.
* NotHimself - Lexx has one of these events later in the comic. It's rather obvious and jarring, considering his usual "nice but distant" personality.
* OpenMouthInsertFoot: Lexx does one in [[http://aliendice.com/blog/2013/01/14/day-26-part-2-page-11-3/#comment this]] page.
* OurVampiresAreDifferent - Littans inspired vampire myths. They're pale, gaunt, fanged humanoids who can't take much sunlight and live for hundreds of years. But they mostly suck fruit juices, blood is an intoxicant for them.
* PassThePopcorn - [[http://aliendice.com/blog/2004/07/08/c-32/ Riley]] while watching Chel fight Trasik in Lexx's nightmares (thanks to their Relays).
* PuppyDogEyes: Swiftpaw has mastered the [[http://aliendice.com/blog/2013/08/30/day-26-part-5-page-06/ technique]].
* RapunzelHair: Chel, Riley, Claudia, Damien, Zaile, Maelinn. It may be easier to list people who don't have this type of hair.
** Lexx, but only sometimes.
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: [[http://aliendice.com/blog/2010/09/20/09202010/ Budgieotters]] [[TastesLikeDiabetes Just, Budgieotters.]]
* RightBehindMe - Minus the "OhCrap" moment.
--> [[http://aliendice.com/blog/2011/09/08/day-24-part-4-page-2-2/ Chel's Dad]]: "I don't care which one's behind me, they need someone to set them straight.
* RubberForeHeadAliens - The Littan with their fangs, the Kourwine and Saira with their pointy ears.
* ShinyLookingSpaceships - They're downright eyecandy to look at sometimes.
* ShipTease - Damian/Claudia (the kiss) and Damian/Lisaan. A little Keith/Chel for those who like illusions.
* SlaveRace - [[spoiler: The Rishan, who are actually human.]]
* TraumaticHaircut - Lexx's hair tends to get longer/change color each time he rolls. He considers it a minor irritation most of the time, but has lamented that it's another aspect of his life over which he has no control. Later, when Chel gets kidnapped, her long hair gets cut off as a punishment for resistance.
* UpliftedAnimal - The Dice.
* WebComicTime: This comic started in 2001. 11 years later 25 days have passed.
* WhatMeasureIsANonHuman - What measure is a sentient, individual being? Harshly deconstructed in the course of the series. First introduced was the idea of the slavery only being allowed if a race was created artificially (the idea: to outlaw slavery since no species had ever been created from scratch). Next is the [[{{mon}} Dice]]- sentient creatures who display varying degrees of intelligence (Stealth, among others, displays intelligence perhaps even greater than Lexx), are treated as dumb animals with no free will. Finally, and perhaps most disturbing, is the treatment of indentured players.
* WingedHumanoid - Lexx gets bat wings after leveling up a few times, they recently became feathered.
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: The singular form of "dice" is "''die''," not dice.
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