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''This is the story of two action figures and the girls who haven't realized that they're far too old to love them.''

''[[http://abe-kroenen.livejournal.com/ Abe & Kroenen]]'' is a {{Fan Webcomic|s}} and Toy Comic based (rather loosely) on the ''Film/{{Hellboy|2004}}'' movie. As the title suggests, it is about the [[CrackPairing romantic relationship between evil undead clockwork Nazi assassin Karl Ruprecht Kroenen and the psychic government agent fishman Abe Sapien.]]

The entire thing is rather silly, for obvious reasons, but seems to attract a surprising amount of [[YaoiFangirl fans]]. Guillermo del Toro himself has even claimed to be a fan...
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!!Provides examples of:

%%* BackFromTheDead: [[spoiler: Rasputin.]]
%%* BilingualBonus: Mr. Wink, if you can decode runes.
%%* ButtMonkey: Arthur Dent
* BrotherSisterIncest: Nuala and Nuada. Everyone sees this as creepy.
* CampGay: Abe, mildly. It doesn't help his action figure has a "limp wrist" as default. Post-appearance of Nuala he seems to have been retconned to "Camp Bisexual".
* GoodScarsEvilScars: Kroenen horrifically mutilated his own face, due to his surgical addiction and depression. Abe greatly prefers it when he keeps his mask on.
* {{Crossover}}: So far we've had characters from ''ComicBook/VForVendetta, Film/SinCity, Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy, Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', and ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean''. Also Botanicus is played by a figure of the Giant Sized ComicBook/ManThing.
%%* DeathByOriginStory: Kroenen's goldfish.
%%* DoomsdayDevice: A lot.
* ElephantInTheLivingRoom: Kroenen's Nazism rarely really addressed, and Abe tries to ignore his history as an assassin and mass murder.
* EnemyMine: Besides the literal example, Team Rasputin and the BPRD team up against the Ringwraiths.
%%* GiantSpider: Davy Jones' pet Starbuck.
%%* InterspeciesRomance
%%* NinjaPirateZombieRobot
%%* PunchClockVillain: Kroenen, and later Samael
* ReplacementGoldfish: Very literally, as Kroenen's initial interest in Abe was caused by Abe reminding him of his childhood pet goldfish.
%%* StraightGay: Kroenen
* StalkerWithACrush: Kroenen, after [[spoiler: Rasputin dies,]] constantly shadows Abe under the excuse of protecting him. [[spoiler: Which was itself an excuse to get into the BPRD and monitor their actions to look for a way to bring back Rasputin.]]
%%* StealthHiBye: Kroenen, to Abe's constant annoyance.
%%* SurroundedByIdiots: Rasputin complains of this, but it's more a case of LedByIdiot.
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