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''This is the story of two action figures and the girls who haven't realized that they're far too old to love them.''

[[http://abe-kroenen.livejournal.com/ Abe & Kroenen]] is a FanWebComic and Toy Comic based (rather loosely) on the ''Film/{{Hellboy}}'' movie. As the title suggests, it is about the [[CrackPairing romantic relationship between evil undead clockwork Nazi assassin Karl Ruprecht Kroenen and the psychic government agent fishman Abe Sapien.]]

The entire thing is rather silly, for obvious reasons, but seems to attract a surprising amount of [[YaoiFangirl fans]]. Guillermo del Toro himself has even claimed to be a fan...

Provides examples of:
* BackFromTheDead: [[spoiler: Rasputin.]]
* BilingualBonus: Mr. Wink, if you can decode runes.
* ButtMonkey: Arthur Dent
* BrotherSisterIncest: Nuala and Nuada. Everyone sees this as creepy.
* CampGay: Abe, mildly. It doesn't help his action figure has a "limp wrist" as default. Post-appearance of Nuala he seems to have been retconned to "Camp Bisexual".
* GoodScarsEvilScars: Kroenen horrifically mutilated his own face, due to his surgical addiction and depression. Abe greatly prefers it when he keeps his mask on.
* CloningBlues: Rasputin cloned Hellboy, but the clone was mute and not much of a match for the real thing. [[spoiler: We'll see how the Kroenen one fares...]]
* {{Crossover}}: So far we've had characters from ''ComicBook/VForVendetta, Film/SinCity, Franchise/TheHitchhikersGuideToTheGalaxy, Literature/TheLordOfTheRings'', and ''Franchise/PiratesOfTheCaribbean''. Also Botanicus is played by a figure of the Giant Sized Comicbook/ManThing.
* DeathByOriginStory: Kroenen's goldfish.
* DoomsdayDevice: A lot.
* ElephantInTheLivingRoom: Kroenen's Naziism rarely really addressed, and Abe tries to ignore his history as an assassin and mass murder.
* GiantSpider: Davy Jones' pet Starbuck.
* HasTwoMommies: At one point Abe proposes that they adopt a child. Kroenen lists off the many, many reasons that this would be a horrible idea given their species and allegiances.
-->"He vill not know whezer he is a Nazi or a fisch? And you cannot choose to be a fisch!"
* InterspeciesRomance
* NinjaPirateZombieRobot
* PunchClockVillain: Kroenen, and later Samael,
* ReplacementGoldfish: Very literally, as Kroenen's initial interest in Abe was caused by Abe reminding him of his childhood pet goldfish.
* StrangeBedfellows: Besides the literal example, Team Rasputin and the BPRD team up against the Ringwraiths.
* StraightGay: Kroenen
* StalkerWithACrush: Kroenen, after [[spoiler: Rasputin dies,]] constantly shadows Abe under the excuse of protecting him. [[spoiler: Which was itself an excuse to get into the BPRD and monitor their actions to look for a way to bring back Rasputin.]]
* StealthHiBye: Kroenen, to Abe's constant annoyance.
* SuddenlySexuality: Reversed, actually. Neither character had a defined sexuality (at least not before the second movie came out).
* SurroundedByIdiots: Rasputin complains of this, but it's more a case of LedByIdiot.