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->''"It's a fucking exploitation film! '''EXPLOIT''' something!!"''
-->-- Snob reviewing ''Elsa Fraulein SS''

Creator/BradJones is ''[[http://www.thecinemasnob.com/ The Cinema Snob]]'', a parody of [[TheMovieBuff snooty art-film lovers]] who hates every movie that isn't TrueArt. He naturally reviews mostly {{exploitation film}}s and obscure foreign [[TheMockbuster knockoff films]].

!!The Cinema Snob has reviewed the following movies:

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[[folder:2007-2009]]
%% If anyone can sort these chronologically, determine the specific year, and place them in said years that would be highly appreciated.
* ''Film/BurialGroundTheNightsOfTerror''
* ''Porno Holocaust''
* ''Wanda, The Sadistic Hypnotist''
* ''[[Film/CriminallyInsane Crazy Fat Ethel II]]''
* ''Sadomania''
* ''Los Ritos Sexuales Del Diablo''
* ''Zero In and Scream''
* ''Brutes and Savages''
* ''Impulse''
* ''Video Violence''
* ''Holocaust 2''
* ''Alucarda''
* ''Don't Go Near the Park''
* ''Savage Vengeance''
* ''Unhinged''
* ''Satan's Children''
* ''[[Film/TheBeastInHeat Horrifying Experiments of the SS Last Days]]''
* ''Zombie 4: After Death''
* ''Exit the Dragon, Enter the Tiger''
* ''Blood Freak''
* ''Evil Come, Evil Go''
* ''Terror at Orgy Castle''
* ''The Hand of Pleasure''
* ''Zombie Lake''
* ''Ninja Untouchables''
* ''Snuff''
* ''Zombie 5: Killing Birds''
* ''Blood of Ghastly Horror''
* ''Woodchipper Massacre''
* ''Monkey With 72 Magic''
* ''The Eerie Midnight Horror Show''
* ''The Black Six''
* ''Mother's Day''
* ''Elsa Fraulein SS''
* ''Frankenstein Island''
* ''Savage Weekend''
* ''Day of the Panther''
* ''Horror of the Zombies''
* ''Black Devil Doll from Hell''
* ''The Italian Stallion''
* ''The Refrigator''
* ''Film/{{Slugs}}''
* ''Film/SaloOrThe120DaysOfSodom''
* ''Tales from the Quadead Zone''
* ''The Galaxy Invader''
* ''The Stewardesses 3-D''
* ''Jaws 5: Cruel Jaws''
* ''Film/FridayThe13thPartVANewBeginning''
* ''Strike of the Panther''
* ''Zombie vs. Ninja'' ("Pierre Kirby Week")
* ''Full Metal Ninja'' ("Pierre Kirby Week")
* ''Thunder of the Gigantic Serpent'' ("Pierre Kirby Week")
* ''Ninja of the Magnifecence'' ("Pierre Kirby Week")
* ''American Commando 2: Hunting Express'' ("Pierre Kirby Week")
* ''Film/TheNailGunMassacre''
* ''Terminator II''
* ''Helga, She Wolf of Spilberg''
* ''War of the Wizards''
* ''Shriek of the Mutilated''
* ''[[Film/{{Absurd}} Zombie 6: Monster Hunter]]''
* ''Inglorious Bastards 2: Hell's Heroes''
* ''Death Nurse''
* ''Deep Throat Part II''
* ''[[Film/TheManWhoSavesTheWorld Turkish Star Wars]]''
* ''Os Trapalhões na Guerra dos Planetas'' ("Brazilian Star Wars")
* ''Demented Death Farm Massacre''
* ''Alienator''
* ''The Hoboken Chicken Emergency''
* ''Film/{{Troll}}''
* ''Film/{{Troll 2}}''
* ''Film/DontOpenTillChristmas''
* ''Bloody New Year''
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[[folder:2010]]
* ''E.T. the Porno''
* ''Lady Terminator''
* ''Film/NudistColonyOfTheDead''
* ''Film/DeathBedTheBedThatEats''
* ''The Body Shop''
* ''The Sinful Nuns of Saint Valentine''
* ''Death Nurse 2''
* ''The Astro-Zombies''
* ''Beaver and Buttface''
* ''Troll 3'' part 1 (''Creepers'')
* ''Troll 3'' part 2 (''Quest for the Mighty Sword'')
* ''Film/BloodsuckingFreaks''
* ''Curse of the Cannibal Confederates''
* ''[[TheStoryOfRicky Riki-Oh: The Story of Ricky]]''
* ''Video Violence 2''
* ''Deathrow Gameshow''
* ''Film/LasVegasBloodbath''
* ''Alien 2: On Earth''
* ''Film/AxEm''
* ''American Commando 3: Savage Temptation''
* ''Hardgore''
* ''Superman'' (The 1975 Musical)
* ''Island of Death''
* ''Hell's Bloody Devils''
* ''Redneck Zombies''
* ''Super Hornio Bros.''
* ''The Expendables''
* ''Caligula'' (In two parts)
* ''Film/ViolentShit''
* ''Creepozoids''
* ''Super Hornio Bros. 2''
* ''Satan's School for Girls''
* ''{{Dolemite}}''
* ''The Geek''
* ''Chatterbox''
* ''Weasels Rip My Flesh''
* ''Film/HomeSweetHome''
* ''[[Film/ViolentShit Violent Shit II]]''
* ''Zombie 7'' a.k.a. ''Zombie '90: Extreme Pestilence''
* ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightPart2''
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[[folder:2011]]
* ''Film/NewYearsEvil''
* ''Pussy Talk''
* ''Dressed to Fire''
* ''Italian Batman''
* ''Film/TheDrillerKiller''
* ''Star Odyssey''
* ''Werewolf in a Girl's Dormitory''
* ''Billy the Kid vs. Dracula''
* ''Jesse James Meets Frankenstein's Daughter''
* ''NightTrap''
* ''Las Tortugas Pinjas''
* ''[[Film/{{Grizzly}} Grizzly II: The Predator]]''
* ''Alice in Wonderland: An X-Rated Musical Fantasy ''
* ''Geek Maggot Bingo''
* ''Film/CannibalHolocaust''
* ''Night of Horror''
* ''Oversexed Rugsuckers from Mars''
* ''Dracula: The Dirty Old Man''
* ''Film/{{Pieces}}''
* ''Beware! Children at Play''
* ''A Clockwork Orgy''
* ''The Tormentors''
* ''Nightdreams''
* ''Film/PinkFlamingos''
* ''Caligula II: Messalina, Messalina''
* ''Film/{{Nekromantik}}''
* ''[[Film/ViolentShit Violent Shit III: Infantry of Doom]]''
* ''Hitler - Dead Or Alive''
* ''Entrails of a Virgin''
* ''Film/BloodFeast''
* ''Child Bride''
* ''Film/TheSinfulDwarf''
* ''Angel Above - The Devil Below''
* ''Dr. Sex''
* ''Film/{{Maniac}}''
* ''Bat Pussy''
* ''Badi'' ("E.T. Week")
* ''Keep Up the Lust E.T.'' ("E.T. Week")
* ''Nukie'' ("E.T. Week")
* ''Homoti'' ("E.T. Week")
* ''[[PodPeople Extra Terrestial Visitors]]'' ("E.T. Week")
* ''Midnight Heat''
* ''Film/BloodRage''
* ''The Corpse Grinders''
* ''Elves''
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[[folder:2012]]
* ''Film/CannibalFerox''
* ''[[Film/TheAnthropophagusBeast Anthropophagus]]''
* ''The Gestapo's Last Orgy''
* ''The Helter Skelter Murders''
* ''Giallo a Venezia''
* ''Guyana: Cult of the Damned''
* ''Rape Squad''
* ''Ninja Terminator''
* ''The Terror of Tiny Town''
* ''Film/TheLastHouseOnTheLeft''
* ''Film/GuineaPig: The Devil's Experiment''
* ''Gums''
* ''Mother's Day'' (2010)
* ''Film/SleepawayCamp''
* ''Film/TheySavedHitlersBrain''
* ''Film/SleepawayCampIIUnhappyCampers''
* ''Film/FacesOfDeath''
* ''Film/SleepawayCampIIITeenageWasteland''
* ''Film/CriminallyInsane''
* ''The Erotic Adventures of Dickman & Throbbin''
* ''Goldengirl''
* ''Sodom and Gomorrah: The Last Seven Days''
* ''Gross Out''
* ''Film/SleepawayCampIVTheSurvivor''
* ''The Beast'' (''La bête'')
* ''Los Porno Sin Son''
* ''Film/TheMutilator''
* ''Karate Girl''
* ''Hack-O-Lantern''
* ''The Devil with Hitler''
* ''Violent Shit 4.0''
* ''Turkish Casper''
* ''Son of Sleepaway Camp'' (''Memorial Valley Massacre'')
* ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNightIIIBetterWatchOut''\
[[/folder]]

[[folder:2013]]
* ''Film/TheTexasChainSawMassacre1974''
* ''Tampon Tango''
* ''Film/ReturnToSleepawayCamp''
* ''42nd Street Forever, Volume 1''
* ''Moment by Moment''
* ''Crackerjack''
* ''Debbie Does Dallas''
* ''Film/ISpitOnYourGrave'' (Two parts)
* ''Plutonium Baby''
* ''Beyond the Valley of the Dolls''
* ''E~3: The Extra Testicle''
* ''Film/TheTerminator'' 1991 Remake
* ''Water Power''
* ''The German Chainsaw Massacre''
* ''Film/IlsaSheWolfOfTheSS''
* ''Film/{{Heartbeeps}}''
* ''My Baby Is Black!''
* ''Souperman''
* ''Ilsa, Harem Keeper of the Oil Sheiks''
* ''In Search of the Wow Wow Wibble Woggle Wazzie Woodle Woo''
* ''Shock! Shock! Shock!''
* ''TheLegendOfTheLoneRanger''
* ''Film/RobotJox''
* ''Dogs''
* ''The Taming of Rebecca''
* ''Film/FridayThe13th1980''
* ''42nd Street Forever, Volume 2: The Deuce''
* ''Film/FridayThe13thPart2''
* ''Gayracula''
* ''Jack the Ripper Goes West''
* ''Film/{{Xtro}}''
* ''Film/{{Halloween 1978}}''
* ''Little Red Riding Hood and the Monsters''
* ''Pussy Talk 2''
* ''Film/DontGoInTheWoods... Alone!''
* ''Film/BasketCase''
* ''Turkish I Spit On Your Grave''
* ''Let My Puppets Come''
* ''Russian The Hobbit''
* ''Film/SilentNightDeadlyNight''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:2014]]
* ''Film/SgtPeppersLonelyHeartsClubBand''
* ''E.T. XXX: A [=DreamZone=] Parody''
* ''The Conqueror''
* ''Endless Love''
* ''Fatal Games''
* ''Hitler's Harlot''
* ''Diary of a Nudist'' (Exclusive DVD episode)
* ''Jailbait Babysitter'' (Exclusive DVD episode)
* ''Film/CaddyshackII''
* ''The Infernal Rapist'' (Exclusive DVD episode)
* ''48 Hours of Hallucinatory Sex'' (Exclusive DVD episode)
* ''Ilsa, The Wicked Warden''
* ''Ninja Champion''
* ''Black Love''
* ''Two of a Kind''
* ''Curse of Bigfoot'' ("Sasquatch Week")
* ''The Geek 2'' ("Sasquatch Week")
* ''To Catch a Yeti'' ("Sasquatch Week")
* ''Black River Monster'' ("Sasquatch Week")
* ''Film/TheLegendOfBoggyCreek'' ("Sasquatch Week")
* ''Film/MommieDearest''
* ''[[Film/AllMonstersAttack Godzilla's Revenge]]''
* ''Drive''
* ''Invasion of the Samurai Sluts from Hell!''
* ''Film/FridayThe13thPartIII''
* ''Film/TheStepfather''
* ''Film/RobotWars''
* ''Wired''
* ''Brazilian Planet of the Apes''
* ''The Babe Ruth Story''
* ''Hercules''
* ''The Adventures of Hercules II''
* ''Film/TheLonelyLady''
* ''Driller: A Sexual Thriller''
* ''42nd Street Forever Volume 3: Exploitation Explosion''
* ''The Devil Times Five''
* ''Cut-Throats Nine''
* ''Film/AtLongLastLove'' ("Musical March (In September)")
* ''Film/TheApple'' ("Musical March (In September)")
* ''Film/ShockTreatment'' ("Musical March (In September)")
* ''[[Music/VillagePeople Can't Stop The Music]]'' ("Musical March (In September)")
* ''The Bloody Video Horror That Made Me Puke On My Aunt Gertrude ''
* ''Fun in Balloon Land''
* ''Film/HalloweenII1981''
* ''WesternAnimation/DownAndDirtyDuck''
* ''Film/ANightmareOnElmStreet1984''
* ''Black Rage''
* ''Turkish First Blood''
* ''Foreskin Gump''
* ''[[Film/InitiationSilentNightDeadlyNight4 Silent Night, Deadly Night 4: Initiation]]''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:2015]]
* ''Film/{{Zombie}}''
* ''Crusin '57''
* ''Hell of the Living Dead''
* ''Film/{{Suspiria}}''
* ''Film/FridayThe13thTheFinalChapter''
* ''Who Reamed Rosie Rabbit?''
* ''Film/BeyondTheDarkness'' (aka ''Buio Omega'')
* ''Friday the 13th: A Nude Beginning''
* ''Film/MiamiConnection''
* ''Jungle Holocaust''
[[/folder]]
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!!The Cinema Snob Provides Examples Of
* TheCinemaSnob/TropesAToH
* TheCinemaSnob/TropesIToP
* TheCinemaSnob/TropesQToZ
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-->''"... I'll stick with '''real''' woodchipper movies -- like ''Film/{{Fargo}}'', thank you very much."''
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