''Supernatural The Animation Abridged'' (or ''STAA'') is an abridged series based on ''Anime/{{Supernatural}}'' on the much more bizarre side of the abridged series.

Made by the group [=TheWINChestersInc=], it can be found [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DgVpK6r7JT4 here]].

!!Tropes:

* AntiHero: Both of the brothers. Sam is psychotic, and Dean is a serial killer.
* ADateWithRosiePalms: Sam masturbates to the voice at the beginning of Funimation videos.
* BackFromTheDead: [[spoiler:Gordon]], with a little help from [[spoiler:Zachariah]] ... [[KilledOffForReal for a while.]]
* BestialityIsDepraved: Right away, Dean suspects their old enemy [[SayMyName GOOOOORDOOOOON!!!]] to be the cow-shafter. He is [[spoiler:right]].
* BreakTheCutie: Discussed and mercilessly parodied in episode 5.
* [[BrotherSisterIncest Brother-Brother Incest]]: Between Sam and Dean at the end of episode two. It's never mentioned again, aside from a short line in episode 5
--> "HUG ME, BROTHER!"
* {{Cloudcuckooland}}
** {{Cloudcuckoolander}}: Sam and Dean rival Ment-[[CodeMent Lelouch]] for craziest abridged characters, ranging from slightly sane to comedic BlueAndOrangeMorality.
* ComedicSociopathy: Sam and Dean are ''assholes''. The Abridged series takes any negative traits they have in [[Series/{{Supernatural}} canon]], [[{{Flanderization}} flanderizes]] them to hell, and produces a couple of [[NominalHero psycho killers running around, killing both monsters and people and getting mixed up in zany hijinx]]. (Basically, imagine if Dean and Henriksen were ''both'' right about who the boys are.) This is all PlayedForLaughs. [[TropesAreNotBad And truth be told, it is really funny.]]
* DeathByIrony: Invoked by Alucard, who, believing that Dean is a sexual deviant (true) molesting his cows and his son (not true), plans an ironic death for him by tying him to a chair and pushing him off so that Dean will land on top of upturned pitchforks, which will then [[ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice penetrate]] and kill him.
* [[DepravedBisexual Depraved]] [[AnythingThatMoves Omnisexual]]: Dean. Kills prostitutes after having sex with them, and there was that Twincest thing joked about earlier...
* DisposableSexWorker: One episode was about a SerialKiller killing prostitutes... [[ComedicSociopathy it was Dean.]]
-->'''Dean:''' "Only two!"
* DudeShesLikeInAComa:
-->'''Sam:''' "She transformed [into a werewolf]-"
-->'''Dean:''' [thinking] "Saw this coming."
-->'''Sam:''' "-during sex."
-->'''Dean:''' "WHAT?!"
-->'''Sam:''' "I didn't stop. I just kept going. It was a mistake. You should see my dick."
-->'''Dean:''' "Why didn't she transform earlier?"
-->'''Sam:''' "Maybe she's gotta be asleep to turn."
-->'''Dean:''' [{{Beat}}] "So... she was asleep during...?"
-->'''Sam:''' "Er..."
-->'''Dean:''' "You know what, you don't have to explain."
* EyeScream: In episode 5's ending, [[spoiler:Castiel burns out Missouri's eyes]] in {{Revenge}} for Dean.
* FilkSong: Two, one a filking of [[MyLittlePony Giggle at the Ghostie]], the other of Hungry Like the Wolf... [[CrowningMomentOfFunny while Sam's being attacked by an actual werewolf.]]
* FrickingLaserBeams: Dean's necklace fires laser beams.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Every shot inside the car has been edited so there's random videos in the background.
* GenreSavvy: Dean, who realizes within 6 seconds that he's probably going to have to kill the vampire child he befriended.
-->'''Dean''': "Oh, I can already taste the guilt. Coupled with the alcohol to deal with said guilt. Coupled with the hooker that accompanies the alcohol. [[DisposableSexWorker And then the guilt of killing the hooker.]] Coupled with the alcohol to deal with the guilt, [[BrokenRecord followed by another hooker]]...."
** Of course, then he goes GenreBlind, thinking the best plan to deal with a vampire stalking him is to turn away from the area where the vampire could attack while talking loudly into his phone.
* HilariouslyAbusiveChildhood: Who else but the Winchesters?
* [[NotSoImaginaryFriend Imaginary Boyfriend]]: Sam refers to Castiel as Dean's Imaginary Friend, Dean quickly corrects him.
* MediumAwareness: The Winchesters can hear the closing song in episode 4.
* MindScrew: Alucard tries to do this to Dean in episode 4. [[spoiler:Castiel does it more effectively back to him when he zaps all the pitchforks away and sticks them in haystacks that had not in fact even ''existed'' on Alucard's farm before then. That in particular gets Alucard riled up.]]
-->'''Alucard:''' "Do you feel my huge cock in your ear? ''Fucking'' your mind?"
-->'''Dean:''' "Aw, dude, that's so not cool, my ear just started to itch."
* MythologyGag: Roughly a quarter of the abridged series' humor. You can watch it without having watched the show and still get some laughs, but a ''Supernatural'' fan will pick up on some very clever little in-jokes. Example:
-->'''Dean:''' "Sorry. I got lost in my own head."
-->'''Sam:''' "Really? [[Recap/SupernaturalS06E22TheManWhoKnewTooMuch You're gonna]] [[SanitySlippage say that]], [[Recap/SupernaturalS09E01IThinkImGonnaLikeItHere to me]]?"
* NotMeThisTime: When Sam thinks that Dean is the one mutilating and shafting [[BestialityIsDepraved cows]].
* PapaWolf: Alucard.
* PedoHunt: A bullied kid asks Dean to train him, which he agrees but his father believes he's a pedophile so tries to kill him.
* PoliticallyIncorrectHero: Both Sam and Dean are both sexist and homophobic. PlayedForLaughs.
-->'''Sam:''' "What the fuck is wrong with you!"
-->'''Woman:''' "I don't know any better."
-->'''Dean:''' "It's true, she is a woman."
* RaceLift: [[spoiler:Gordon, a black man, is resurrected as a white man (with an Australian accent!).]] The anime character was ''intended'' to be a totally different character, but he was so obviously based on [[spoiler:Gordon]] that the abridged series just rolled with it.
* RunningGag: In scenes from inside the car, instead of the road passing by outside the windows it's nonsensical StockFootage. The boys have driven through things ranging from ''WebVideo/TheAngryVideoGameNerd'' to ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'' to a youtube copyright claim.
** In episode 2, mentions of "You dirty fat whore".
* SayMyName: Dean does this repeatedly with "SAM!" and "GORDON!"
* [[spoiler:ScreamerPrank]]: In the first episode.
* ShoutOut: Episode four's opening is a huge shout out to ''Manga/DeathNote''.
** The "HUG ME BROTHER!!!" line mentioned above is said pretty much the same way as on DrakeAndJosh.
*** Even better. Did you the reader hear it that way in your head? If so good.
* StatingTheSimpleSolution: After the vampire's elaborate plan to impale Dean on pitchforks fails:
-->'''Vampire:''' [after lamenting how his plan went wrong] "To be honest, the thought of killing you seems kind of empty."
-->'''Dean:''' "Aw, thanks man, I really appre-"
-->'''Vampire:''' ''[{{Evil Laugh}}s]'' "PSYCH, I'M THIRSTY!!"
* TalkingInYourSleep: Sam talks his entire sex dream out-loud.
* ThisIsGonnaSuck: Dean realizing he'll eventually have to kill that vampire kid... and we already quoted that.
* TroublingUnchildlikeBehavior: No, vampire kid, you cannot [[GroinAttack eat anyone's balls]]! And stop strangling Dean!
* VerbalTic: The husband in episode two who starts his sentences with "Pleeeeeaaassseee". This drives his wife to kill him.
* TheVoice: [[spoiler:Castiel]] in episodes 4 and 5.
* {{Yandere}}: Sam turns into one for Madison in episode four.
-->'''Sam:''' "I'm your boyfriend now. ''Dream about my dick''."