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''[=ProJared=]'' is a gaming review channel hosted, created and run by former Website/{{Screwattack}} member Jared Knabenbauer. On his channel "Pro Jared" (previously DM Jared, still used as the user link), Jared does 3 main shows:

* ''[=ProJared=]'', the main show, is a show in which Jared reviews a game and plays it, giving a plot summary of the game he's playing and gives it a humorous take at it. These reviews are more for fun, usually featuring bad games and [[BrokeTheRatingScale having humorous scores]] such as "A bucket of tears out of ten."
* ''One Minute Reviews'', his second show, is where Jared is only given a minute to review a game, normally a modern game, and usually in a more serious light than ''[=ProJared=]'' reviews.
* Full reviews, in which he usually spends five to ten minutes more thoroughly reviewing games. These reviews are much more professional than the others, going in depth into the good and bad traits of a game.

Besides those main shows, he does several other kind of videos, such as short skits, guides, and SelfImposedChallenge [[LetsPlay Let's Plays]].

Jared's YouTube channel [[http://www.youtube.com/user/DMJared can be found here]], and his page on the newly resurrected Normal Boots is [[http://normalboots.com/author/DMJared/ right here]] (which is where he'll be uploading videos to first from now on, in order to avoid problems he started having with YouTube in late 2013).

[[folder:Games [=ProJared=] Has Done Videos On]]
!!Projared Pro Reviews:
* VideoGame/TwoWorlds
** VideoGame/TwoWorldsII
* VideoGame/{{Hydlide}}
** Super Hydlide
** Virtual Hydlide
* VideoGame/DrakeOfThe99Dragons
* VideoGame/{{Blackthorne}}
* VideoGame/{{Quest 64}}
* Dr Quandry
* VideoGame/AloneInTheDark2008
* Dragon Ball Z Sagas
* VideoGame/PockyAndRocky
* VideoGame/FinalFantasyMysticQuest
!!One Minute Reviews:
* [[VideoGame/DuckTales DuckTales Remastered]]
* VideoGame/BrothersATaleOfTwoSons
* VideoGame/ShinMegamiTenseiIV
* VideoGame/TombRaider2013
* VideoGame/NewSuperMarioBrosU
* VideoGame/ZombiU
* VideoGame/NintendoLand
* VideoGame/PaperMarioStickerStar
* VideoGame/AssassinsCreedIII
* VideoGame/ResidentEvil6
* VideoGame/XCOMEnemyUnknown
* VideoGame/ChivalryMedievalWarfare
* VideoGame/CrimsonShroud
* VideoGame/DeadSpace3
* VideoGame/FTLFasterThanLight
* VideoGame/FireEmblemAwakening
* VideoGame/AliensColonialMarines
* VideoGame/MetalGearRisingRevengeance
* VideoGame/SimCity
* Runner 2
* [[VideoGame/MonsterHunter Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate]]
* VideoGame/AgeOfEmpiresII
* VideoGame/OrganTrail
* VideoGame/{{Evoland}}
* VideoGame/GameDevTycoon
* VideoGame/StarDrive
* VideoGame/TheLastOfUs
* VideoGame/ProjectXZone
* VideoGame/RogueLegacy
* VideoGame/CharlieMurder
* VideoGame/{{Flashback}} (2013 HD remake)
* VideoGame/TeenageMutantNinjaTurtlesOutOfTheShadows
!!Full Reviews:
* VideoGame/SimCity
* VideoGame/InjusticeGodsAmongUs
* [[VideoGame/MonsterHunter Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate]]
* VideoGame/BioShockInfinite
* [[VideoGame/DoubleDragon Double Dragon II: Wander of the Dragons]]
* Videogame/BeyondTwoSouls
!!Worth A Damn:
* Volgarr The Viking
* VideoGame/ShovelKnight
!!Lets Plays:
* VideoGame/ResidentEvil
* VideoGame/HeavyRain
* VideoGame/PokemonFireRed
* VideoGame/PokemonY
!!Others:
* VideoGame/DayZ
* VideoGame/{{Slender}}
* VideoGame/LeagueOfLegends
* Various Anime/DragonBallZ games
* VideoGame/DarkSouls
* Cyberpunk 2020
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!!Tropes:
* ActuallyPrettyFunny: Even though Jared spends most of his ''Two Worlds II'' review trashing the game, he admits at the end that he thought it was a decent game that actually had a few funny moments when its delves into SelfParody.
* AlasPoorScrappy: [[invoked]]In his Nuzlocke playthough of ''Pokemon Fire Red'', this reaction to [[spoiler:his Golbat]] dying.
-->''"He wasn't my favorite, but I didn't want him to die."''
** Completely averted with [[spoiler:Burden the Snorlax]], who he sends off with a cheerful "Bye!"
* {{Badass}}:
** Nuptup the Vileplume was one of his best pokemon in Pokemon Nuzlocke. [[spoiler:It even survives to the end, though this is primarily due to Jared not sending Nuptup out.]]
** Jinglejangle the Klefki, strong enough to 1-hit KO with merely a stare, durable enough to survive an Electrode's self-destruct. [[spoiler: Too bad for the fact that he's an EleventhHourRanger, due to that Nuzlocke having a DownerEnding.]]
* BadBoss: In ''"Animal Crossing New Leaf - Problem Solver"'' Jared plays a mayor who is too busy setting up pitfalls, fishing and hunting for butterflies to properly manage his town. He ultimately solves his problems by sending citizens gifts and letters.
* BittersweetEnding: [[spoiler:Pokemon Nuzlocke ends in his victory, but 2/3 of his then-current party died bringing him his victory. That's not counting the rest of his Pokemon who were KIA.]]
* BrokeTheRatingScale:
** His non-serious reviews always hand out a "Object relevant to the game/overall experience" out of 10.
** [[invoked]]Shows up occasionally in his ''One Minute Reviews''. For example, ''Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate'' gets [[SoCoolItsAwesome a 12 out of 10]], and ''Sim City'' a ''"[[SoundEffectBleep *Beep*]] it! I'm going to bed."''
* CallBack: Jared searching for a fairy in a cluster of trees, picking the wrong one, and getting killed by a swarm of bees in Hydlide gets a CallBack in the Virtual Hydlide video when the exact same scenario happens.
** The line "Fuck you nature." (also from Hydlide) gets a more enthusiastic CallBack when Jared starts chopping down trees in FinalFantasyMysticQuest.
* ClusterFBomb: In his Nuzlocke of VideoGame/PokemonFireRed Jared asks chat "how fucked would [he] be" if he entered a Gym with only four Pokemon. The crowd responds with "very fucked, super fucked, utterly and completely fucked, so fucking fucked, gee fucking gee" and so on.
* CrossOver: With PeanutButterGamer for Pocky & Rocky.
* DespairEventHorizon: [[spoiler:It happens to Jared in the Pokemon Y Nuzlocke when Rathalos dies]].
* DownerEnding: [[spoiler:His Pokemon Y Nuzlocke run ends with a game over.]]
* [[EverythingsWorseWithBees Everything's Worse With BEEEEEES!]]: See ''Hydlide'', ''Virtual Hydlide'', and his list of "Top Ten Bees in Video Games".
* FlatWhat: Lets one out during Two Worlds upon learning that one of the main quest line characters is named [[UnfortunateNames Ho.]]
* FourPointScale: {{Averted|Trope}}. Jared isn't afraid to give scores below a five out of ten to games he finds mediocre or bad. On the other hand, he also considers sevens and eights out of tens to be good scores and gives them to games he likes.
** Unlike some examples, though, he's not afraid about using the very top end of the scale, having given out several nines and two tens despite being a fairly new reviewer.
** He also makes the concession that his point-score of a game's quality doesn't necessarily map directly to entertainment value. Best demonstrated when he gave ''VideoGame/ProjectXZone'' a 4/10 in a One Minute Review, but later uses it to pass time in his ''Haven And Hearth'' video.
* [[GushingAboutShowsYouLike Gushing About Games Jared Likes]]: His ''One Minute Review'' of ''Monster Hunter 3 Ultimate'' can be summed up as Jared trying to gush as much as he can in one minute or less, giving it a score of [[SoCoolItsAwesome 12/10]]. His extended review released shortly after still has some gushing, but he was not afraid to acknowledge the game's flaws, giving it a "great but not perfect" score of 8/10.
* IKnowMortalKombat: "First Person Soldiers" mocks this.
* InterfaceSpoiler: It didn't start this way, but each Nuzlocke video has a picture of the current team he is using as of each video. Newcomers to his series will pretty much know who dies and who lives if their eyes wander. He did seem to realize that this was the case, and put up pictures of the Elite Four and Champion for his final videos.
* ItsPersonal: Jared started the channel by posting a negative review of ''VideoGame/TwoWorlds'' because he felt the game was massively over-hyped and horribly under-delivered, but somehow escaped any notoriety.
* JumpScare: WebVideo/PeanutButterGamer of all people pulls one on Jared in ''Pocky & Rocky''.
* MotorMouth: Not usually, just when doing his ''One Minute Reviews''.
* NightmareRetardant: [[invoked]][[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqakBC4p04A He created a guide]] to turn the game ''Slender'' into this.
* NotMakingThisUpDisclaimer:
** In his ''Videogame/TwoWorlds II'' video he adds one of these after stating that the developers of ''Two Worlds'' sent letters to game retailers apologising for how bad the first game was.
** The protagonist of ''Videogame/{{Hydlide}}'' really is called "Jim the Knight".
* OffhandBackhand: Discovers he can pull this off in ''Blackthorne'', much to his delight. [[UpToEleven With a friggin' automatic shotgun.]]
* {{Railroading}}[=/=]PlotArmor: Specifically complains about these in his ''Beyond: Two Souls'' review, stating that it's hard to care about winning [=QTEs=] when the protagonist will get out of it alive anyway.
* RatedMForManly: Wepler the Cubone, for doing what no Pokemon before him has done [[spoiler: (surviving a self destruct)]].
* RunningGag:
** Whenever an RPG has a "collect four treasures of the elements" plot ProJared says, as deadpan as possible, "Gee, an epic RPG where I have to collect four treasures of the elements? I've never heard that one before." And then he holds up a copy of ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyI'' for the NES.
*** When he reviews FinalFantasyMysticQuest, he starts to do the same gag, and then halfway through holding up the cartridge goes "WHOA WAIT A SECOND!"
** He has a LetsPlay of a ''Webcomic/{{Nuzlocke|Comics}}'' Run of ''[[VideoGame/PokemonFireRed FireRed]]''. One of the best (and probably his favorite) Pokemon on his team is a Vileplume named Nuptup. Each time he says Nuptup's name, he edits in a brief picture of Nuptup with its name below it.
* SelfImposedChallenge: His Nuzlocke playthroughs of the Pokemon games. In Pokemon Y, he also added the rule of turning off the [[LeakedExperience Exp. Share]].
* SeriesMascot: Nuptup the soul-eating [[KillerRabbit Vileplume]] is starting to become this.
** MemeticBadass: InUniverse
* ShapedLikeItself: His final score for ''Virtual Hydlide'' is a [[spoiler:Hydlide out of 10]].
* SoundEffectBleep: Used every time he curses on his scripted videos. His non-scripted series [[AvertedTrope usually leave them uncensored, and as of his SimAnt review he seems to have dropped it]].
* TakeThat: In his ''One Minute Review'' of ''The Banner Saga'', he says that the game is great, and then adds that one of the reasons you could buy it is because it'll "piss off everyone over at the ''Candy Crush Saga''", referencing the fact that the games ''trademarked'' the words "Candy" and "Saga".
* ThatOneBoss: InUniverse, the innocent ComMon known as Rattata (across many different trainers) during his Fire Red Nuzlocke managed to take out a startling number of his Pokemon.
* TheStinger: After the end of [[spoiler: Jared's failed Y Nuzlocke]] the screen fades the black, then an extra scene at the end shows that [[spoiler: Jared will be playing Pokemon Darkcry next.]]
* ThisIsUnforgivable: After [[spoiler:Burden kills Oh,he, his first caught Pokémon]], he caught it, but even then, he couldn't forgive him about the incident. [[spoiler:Even after Burden died against Blackbelt Koichi's Hitmonchan, the parting words]] he had for him was: ''"I never forgave you!"''.
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''"That's why my final rating for this article... is a strand of @/FastEddie's beard out of ten."''
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