->''Well my ninety seconds are almost up...''

A VideoReviewShow hosted by Anthony "Kersey475" Canzonetta who reviews movies and tv shows in [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin 1-and-a-half minutes or less]]. He is a confirmed troper.

[[folder: Works Reviewed]]
* ''Film/{{Coriolanus}}''
* ''Series/TheGoodGuys''
* ''Film/StarTrekIntoDarkness''
* ''Film/TuckerAndDaleVsEvil''
* Car Chase Triple Feature
** ''Film/{{Bullitt}}''
** ''Film/TheFrenchConnection''
** ''McQ''
* ''Film/MuchAdoAboutNothing2012''
* ''Film/InglouriousBasterds''
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[[https://www.youtube.com/user/TheKersey475 Here's the link]]

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!!Tropes used
* AudibleSharpness: When Kersey pulls out a knife in his ''Film/InglouriousBasterds'' review
* BadassLongcoat: Wears a black trenchcoat
* BrokeTheRatingScale: '''Meaningless Comparion''' type as his Rating Scale from highest to lowest is:
** Lobster Dinner
** Well-done Steak
** Cheeseburger
** Garden Salad
** Regurgitated Brussel Sprouts
* CoolShades: Paraodied at the end of his "Car Chase Triple Feature" where he puts on ''another'' pair of sunglasses over the ones he usually wears
* DeadpanSnarker
* DramaticGunCock: At the end of ''Series/TheGoodGuys'' review
* ExitPursuedByABear: Quotes it word for word and literally carries it out at the end of his ''Film/{{Coriolanus}}'' review
** [[DefiedTrope Defied]] in his ''Film/MuchAdoAboutNothing2012'' review in which he orders to bear to leave on the grounds that they [[DidntWeUseThisJokeAlready "already did that gag"]]
* FollowTheLeader: As with most Internet reviewers, he was inspired by Website/ChannelAwesome. However, he's said that his biggest inspirations were Creator/JeremyJahns, [[Creator/BobChipman Moviebob]], [[WebVideo/AtopTheFourthWall Linkara]], and [[WebVideo/TheBlockbusterBuster Erod]].
* GoryDiscretionShot: The end of the ''Film/InglouriousBasterds'' review
* GoshDarnItToHeck: Does not swear in his videos
* JitterCam: NOT a fan of it.
* MadLibsCatchphrase: ''Well my ninety seconds are almost up... (followed by relevant punchline)''
* RealMenEatMeat: The higher ratings on his scale are meat products
* RunningGag: The [[ExitPursuedByABear bear]] seems to shaping up to be this if the reviews of ''Film/{{Coriolanus}}'' and ''Film/MuchAdoAboutNothing2012'' are any indication