--> Zenkichi: '' Behind every great nation, there is always a great president and behind that president, there is always a great woman'' HELL OF A WOMAN ''But what if that woman is the president and the nation is just a high school?''
-->> Medaka: I have a dream. A dream where I'm USED BY COMPLETE STRANGERS.

A twin project done by Runawayturist and [=Chommper17=] with the help of a boatload of [=YouTube=] members, Medaka Ment is the sister of Infinite Ment, the "parody of a parody", following the footsteps of Purpleeyeswtf.

Take the already non-sensical, choke full of FauxSymbolism, pseudo-scientific meta series that was Manga/MedakaBox and blow the [[VisualPun goose up]] out of everybody, the series and above else, the original quirky characters. Following the recently elected, [[EthicalSlut massive]] [[ReallyGetsAround slut]], [[CloudCuckooLander half-insane president]] Kurokami Medakaaaaaa and her personal punching bag and cosmic butt-monkey Zenkichi while they try... well pretty much just to satisfy Medaka's addictive need to be used by complete strangers and survive the dangers of a place that would elect somebody like Medaka as their leader.

You can find the first episode [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpkT9dGhnqo here]]

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%%* AdaptationDistillation
%%* AGodAmI: Medaka, apparently, though she's pretty casual about it.
--> '''Medaka:''' ''(when Unzen shows up at the Student Council's office)'' Everyone remain silent, and '''for the love of me''', [[BerserkButton don't mention his height.]]
* ArtShift: The series actually uses original drawings and videos and not only dubs like the rest of the abridges.
%%* AscendedExtra: One guy from the first episode and Habataki Hyūga who the editors just love him... in their own unique way
%%* ArousedByTheirVoice: Guess.
%%* BeleagueredAssistant: Zenkichi is an unwilling one, who pretty much just only steps when Medaka madness goes overboard.
%%* BelligerentSexualTension: Probably one-sided by Medaka [[spoiler: if she didn't flat out tell Zenkichi she was cheating on him and he didn't give a damn in episode 3]].
%%* BerserkButton: When it comes to Unzen, ''don't mention his height''.
%%** Also, don't come between Shiranui and her food.
%%--> '''Shiranui''': [[VoiceOfTheLegion Hands off my food, bitch!]]
%%* BishieSparkle: If it shows skin, it will sparkle.
* BreadEggsMilkSquick: Honestly Zenkichi shouldn't be surprised by this point:
--> '''Zenkichi''': Medaka we got mail.
--> '''Medaka''': And what request we got today manager of general affairs? Cleaning? Training? A quest? Sex for the virgins?
--> '''Zenkichi''': Oh actua... wait, what was the last one?
%%* BloodKnight: Nekomi
* BlueAndOrangeMorality: Medaka had no problem with cleaning, cooking and [[spoiler: letting the Kendo club gangbang her while giving them some smokes]], but brutalizes a person just like them to the point of madness not two seconds later. Apparently she is contagious.
* BullyingADragon
-->'''Unzen:''' [[SuicidalOverconfidence Gimme your best shot]], Princess Handjob!
-->([[Series/TheDukesOfHazzard Dixie Horn]] plays in the background whilst Medaka still shows a '''very lethal''' DeathGlare directed at Unzen, cue CurbStompBattle delivered unto Unzen)
-->'''Unzen:''' [[DidntThinkThisThrough If I could use any imagery to describe my pain right now... the exploding balls are good enough.]]
%%* DeadpanSnarker: It's probably the only reason why Zenkichi hasn't gone on a killing rampage.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Let it be known that Akune wanted to twist Zenkichi into a horrible twisted twist made of Zenkichi for a long time.
%%* DissonantSerenity: Don't make Medaka break her flamboyant persona. You will regret it.
%%* EatingTheEyeCandy: Akune is pretty much Medaka in male version.
%%* FunnyBackgroundEvent: INFINITE JUMPING CAT.
%%* GilliganCut
%%* [[spoiler: TheImmodestOrgasm]]: Along with FadeToBlack... in the first episode.
%%* IncendiaryExponent: People, people ''will'' burn.
%%* LemonyNarrator: Akune goes with the flow, in contrast with Zenkichi's exasperations.
%%* LiteralMinded: Medaka
* MadnessMantra: People who suffer Medaka's wrath usually end up completely traumatized and spouting a rather...unique one.
--> Whorebasketwhorebasketwhorebasketwhorebasketwhorebasket-
* MenstrualMenace: Apparently, Medaka has a BerserkMode revolving around it.
--> '''Unzen:''' And what is up with [[PowerDyesYourHair your hair?!]] Is your hair at that time of the month? ''(starts laughing)''
--> '''Medaka:''' [[BluntYes Yes.]]
--> '''Unzen:''' ''(stops laughing)'' [[FlatWhat What?]]
--> '''Medaka:''' My hair. This is ''literally'' my period.
* NotDistractedByTheSexy: Zenkichi, who actually wants to be ''exempted'' from [[MsFanservice Medaka's]] gratuitous nudity. He also completely fails to be seduced by Fue in Episode 5, leading her to [[MistakenForGay assume he's gay.]]
* SarcasmBlind: Along with CaptainObvious.
--> '''Delinquent''': Hey look guys, looks like we got ourselves a woman with a [[DoubleEntendre BIG ego and two BIG personalities]] over here.
--> '''Medaka''': [[DontExplainTheJoke Don't forget about my breasts!]]
* SayingSoundEffectsOutLoud: Medaka takes it one step further: she can actually ''create'' sound effects with her attacks, as Unzen is unfortunate enough to learn. For example, when she punches him with an attack that explicitly has as much force behind it as a dump truck crash, it makes an actual truck horn sound effect.
---> '''Medaka:''' DON'T ASK ME HOW I MAKE THESE NOISES, BECAUSE THE ANSWER IS "BECAUSE HUGE CLEAVAGE"!
* TheSmurfettePrinciple: Nekomi deliberately tries to invoke this to her advantage: as the only girl in the judo club, she expects that they'll all worship her. Unfortunately, every man in the judo club (except Akune) is gay (as implied by the fact that it's literally called [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin The Gay Judo Club]]), to her [[TranquilFury intense but quiet frustration.]]
%%* StrangeMindsThinkAlike: Let it be know that Fire Ants -----[[CampGay HI GUUUUYS]]-- are snakes biggest rival.
* RunningGag:
** If it falls, it will explode. Probably in an atomic explosion.
** Medaka breasts will break something everytime they show
** The... introductions.
** Medaka gonk form appearing in the background.
** [[Literature/{{Twilight}} Sparkles]].
** ''Fucker in charge of all the whiny fuckers''
** The goose.
%%* TokenMiniMoe: Shiranui, and she knows it.
%%--> '''Shiranui:''' ''(during Episode 2 disclaimer)'' Copyright? Bitch, please, I'm a loli.
%%* TranquilFury: Zenkichi will always calm down and breathe deeply [[spoiler: before smacking you to the other wall]].
%%* VitriolicBestBuds: Zenkichi got along better with Akune than with Medaka.
%%* WorldOfHam: Not even wrestling goes that far.
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